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forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





w/e haters gonna hate, at least i'm not baking to death in my car or getting tortured in a syrian prison

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Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

i too would nail her spindly rear end


wonder how she got that knee scar.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Amorphous Blob posted:

i too would nail her spindly rear end


wonder how she got that knee scar.

how do you think

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

how do you even wash that dress when it's covered in rocks???

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Zeike posted:

how do you think

oooooooohhhhhh

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
lemme see her...scrolls to the right.


No

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
you and millions of other men, both straight and gay

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
sorry she is not attractive

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
bitch needs a sandwich

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

white bread

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
she is gonna get really loving fat, you can see it in her teeth

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

milk

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Poetic Justice posted:

sorry she is not attractive



sorry you are just straight up wrong, also if you own buckshot get rid of it before halloween just for your health

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

water

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Poetic Justice posted:

lemme see her...scrolls to the right.


No

lol how small is your monitor loving scrub #noscollbar

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Amorphous Blob posted:

i too would nail her spindly rear end


wonder how she got that knee scar.

a cat named after a (fat) tv detective scratched it

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

refined sugar

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Nostrum posted:

lol how small is your monitor loving scrub #noscollbar


she is fat, sorry you cant see that

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

saltine crackers

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Thin white women are the epitome of beauty, imho

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This seems like the best place to bring it up. I have a crush on the OP. When I say crush I don't mean crush but that's the most non threatening way to put it.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
taylor swift sucks

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Thin white women are the epitome of beauty, imho

yes thank you

E; asians are also good

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Actually crush seems really threatening. It's the most violent sounding of feelings.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

vanilla ice cream but like with no toppings of any kind

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





NecroMonster posted:

vanilla ice cream but like with no toppings of any kind

yeah look at this kid, too loving cool for school. which norwegian black metal band poster did your dad make you take down most recently?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Do you know why vanilla is the base flavour for all ice cream? Because it's the best one. If chocolate was better all icecream would be chocolate by default. Think about that for a moment liberals.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

white rice just plain loving white rice

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Do you know why vanilla is the base flavour for all ice cream? Because it's the best one. If chocolate was better all icecream would be chocolate by default. Think about that for a moment liberals.

Actually chocolate and vanilla ice cream mixed together is better than either one. Also race mixing.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

boiled potato no wait ain't putting any salt, butter, or pepper on it

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





i'm just shaking off all you haters, you aren't gonna find my body with cop blood on my knuckles in a river somewhere. i'm gonna stay, stay, stay

naem
May 29, 2011

She's too spooky like an elf from skyrim

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

a salad made out of iceburg lettuce just iceburg lettuce

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

how do you even wash that dress when it's covered in rocks???

buy a new one.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
hey necromonster, they're not food they're women you kiss them and have sex with them not eat them you loving retard

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

what are things as plain as taylor swift

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





symbolic posted:

how do you even wash that dress when it's covered in rocks???

my gf taylor says you 1.) don't be a loving idiot and get stains on it and 2.) if you do, dab it lightly with a light oxyclean solution (1:6 oxyclean to water ratio) until the stain comes out, if it doesn't you can hand wash it in a similar solution of oxyclean in a suitable tub, then leave it to dry laying in a colorfast, flat area (another tub in your mansion works)

like, loving DUH idiots

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuMoJ-zqJtI

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

circ dick soleil posted:

Actually chocolate and vanilla ice cream mixed together is better than either one. Also race mixing.

You just reminded me of the tragedy of Neapolitan icecream. The noble, delicious vanilla ice cream surrounded by chocolate and pinko icecream.

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wha1sKumYQ4

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