What is the record for Masturbation in a day?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What is the record for Masturbation in a day?

I fell like going for the record in my age range.

Male 30's.

I got a lot of free time today.
:dong:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:27

# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:41

The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18 feet (6 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz. The most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16.

How do you cum every 3.75 minutes?

I'm at three for the day and I need a break for some bacon and eggs.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:40

I decided to do other poo poo....

Hit 7 for the day. I'm very thirsty and hungry now.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 04:03

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