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jeez women can't do anything right
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:11 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:18 |
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In this day and age, it's kill or be killed.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:13 |
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I hate it when you share something with your partner and she says " you take the bigger piece" and you say "no you take the bigger piece" and it goes on like this for some time until you take the smaller piece and she's so upset she sticks a fork in her neck but misses the carotid artery what a pussy
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:16 |
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https://www.ted.com/talks/kevin_briggs_the_bridge_between_suicide_and_life?language=en I watched this recently, very enlightening. Nearly all of the survivors of those who jumped from the Golden Gate noted that they had immediately regretted their decision to jump as soon as they had let go. It really makes you think - suicide might not be the answer. Unless you're the op, of course.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:18 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:19 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:26 |
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Woman suicide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Q-fWZpkgs Man suicide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE82r4ycQs4 am i right op?!
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:33 |
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this is what I've been saying for years
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:33 |
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ROFLburger posted:https://www.ted.com/talks/kevin_briggs_the_bridge_between_suicide_and_life?language=en Tbh this is their survival mechanisms kicking in and not an immediate cure to their sadbrains
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:42 |
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Women do it bc they are looking for attention, not bc they actually wanna die
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:45 |
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i think if you botch your suicide you should kill yourself
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:53 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Tbh this is their survival mechanisms kicking in and not an immediate cure to their sadbrains I don't think it was a cure, more of a "poo poo I actually do not want to die" but I think you're probably right, regardless
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:57 |
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I feel sorry for the guy when a couple do a suicide pact and the girl lives but the guy dies
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:59 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Women do it bc they are looking for attention, not bc they actually wanna die Indeed And I bet when it works, its because they hosed up and didn't plan the attempt failure properly
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:01 |
If you die in china you die in real life.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:03 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Women do it bc they are looking for attention, not bc they actually wanna die
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:06 |
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Decrepus posted:If you die in china you die in real life. !!!
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:10 |
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It's because men shoot themselves and women use lame rear end pills op, like you, a lame rear end.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:11 |
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huhh??? errm??
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:16 |
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My girlfriend and I made pact to jump off a building. But she hosed it up, of course; got her leg hooked in the railing and hung there upside down. I could only roll my eyes as I pancaked on the boulevard.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:16 |
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i think hope could be easier to find if more women contemplating suicide took a moment to realize that no matter what their problems are, having a penis isnt one of them
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:17 |
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thats because men are rational, self-actualized beings that know the world would be better off without them
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:19 |
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i'm a feminist and i believe with effort and education we can end the suicide gap between men and women. there is no reason why in 2015 a woman can't be expected to kill herself just as effectively as a man can
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:23 |
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Most women do it for attention. Men usually generally feel bad and want to kill themselves.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:29 |
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Would the stats be a little skewed in men's favour since they prefer to eat a gun barrel rather than try cutting or seeing how many pills they can swallow? Men typically do it in a manner that is sure fire and one that they can't back out of once it starts. Taking pills gives you time to call 911 when you change your mind, but 00 Buckshot to the roof of your mouth is pretty certain. There was a guy nearby to where I live who decided to off himself. There was a well that was just big enough for him to fit down and it was about 25 feet with 5' of water at the bottom. He knelt down in front of it, put his hands down behind his back, and went in head first. There was no way he was surviving that. My great, great uncle decided to kill himself, so he stood on a stool, put a rope around his neck, and shot himself in the head. His suicide note said, "I hung the bugger that shot me!"
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:29 |
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typical. women act like they're equal to men but when it comes down to it they just can't perform
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:29 |
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Blistex posted:Would the stats be a little skewed in men's favour since they prefer to eat a gun barrel rather than try cutting or seeing how many pills they can swallow? Men typically do it in a manner that is sure fire and one that they can't back out of once it starts. Taking pills gives you time to call 911 when you change your mind, but 00 Buckshot to the roof of your mouth is pretty certain. are you saying women are too stupid to know that a gun'll kill you better than some lovely pills?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:38 |
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i like cereal that has sultanas in it. a nice juicy sweat treat in a lake full of milk with oat flake lily pads
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:40 |
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anchoress posted:are you saying women are too stupid to know that a gun'll kill you better than some lovely pills? Women are socialized from a young age to always be polite and defer to other people. Blowing your brains out all over the living room floor would leave a big mess for your family to clean up. That's why they use pills and poison. Also most women really do not want to kill themselves like men do. It's usually a cry for help.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:43 |
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women be all like "waaaaah my life matters! someone please pay attention to me!" but men be like "i am insignificant in a cosmic sense. over the course of my life, pain will in all probability outweigh pleasure"
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:46 |
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sometims i put too much milk in my bowl and i waste a lot of milk. i do like my cereal covered in milk though. dry cereal is not nice
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:52 |
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banana and milk go together like milk and cereal. combine all 3 and you have a nice filling breakfast. just enough to get the bowels going in the morning. very nice. thanks
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:54 |
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we need women to step up their suicide game.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:56 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I hate it when you share something with your partner and she says " you take the bigger piece" and you say "no you take the bigger piece" and it goes on like this for some time until you take the smaller piece and she's so upset she sticks a fork in her neck but misses the carotid artery what a pussy It's not as bad as when you're going to resturant to eat and she keeps telling you to choose one but then you suggest one and she doesn't want to go there but won't choose one herself; that's the worst.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:58 |
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If your "suicide attempt" doesn't at least leave you irreparably maimed/crippled, then it shouldn't even count as an attempt, you clearly didn't want it. Now the goon who doused himself in gasoline and set himself on fire, that's the old college try.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 21:59 |
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Women are more likely to commit suicide by attempting to overdose on stupid poo poo like paracetamol.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 22:00 |
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extreme distress can make it very difficult to communicate along with other feelings of hopelessness. it's unfortunate but for some people this is the only way they feel they can get across their need for help.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 22:01 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:extreme distress can make it very difficult to communicate along with other feelings of hopelessness. it's unfortunate but for some people this is the only way they feel they can get across their need for help. bluh guh i'm so stressed i can't communicate. me mouth no work no more. me so sad
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 22:14 |
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toggle posted:banana and milk go together like milk and cereal. combine all 3 and you have a nice filling breakfast. just enough to get the bowels going in the morning. very nice. thanks whenever I eat or drink milk in the morning I have to prepare my schedule because I know I am going to have the shits soon after. so no long drives or meetings
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 22:23 |
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How do trannies figure into this?
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