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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So pack rats get a lot of poo poo from the media but there's a lot of special perks that people never think of.

- Pack rats never have to worry about when trash day is
- Whenever a burglar breaks into a pack rats home, they never can steal all the good stuff
- Dinner is always somewhere on the floor

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I've watched Hoarders: Buried alive a few times and hoarders do a pretty good job of isolating themselves behind a wall of trash and not having to deal with social situations or even working.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Is being Frank Sanatra

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
or Dean Martin

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


those hoarders know how to work the system to get fat government checks, plus they own way more objects/possessions. it is we who are the real fools.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is being Frank Sanatra

This!

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Killing yourself, never having your body found, decomposing and becoming one with the garbage

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