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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

:synpa:

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anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

I.N.R.I posted:

How many ? 40? 50?

i have a million friends. no wait i have infinity friends actually

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
Il be your friend Op, I just wont be a good one

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm nice to my irl friends

Marsupialization
Aug 14, 2015
I'm friends with my mom and therapist so yea that's not true at all.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Someone come in IRC and be my friend. Everyone else is probably asleep or at work :(

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
I'm happy and nice and people still don't like me!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Shirley Crabtree posted:

I saw INRI irl he was walking around Slough town centre waving around a cornish pasty shouting 'get away its a bomb!'

wrong side of the cpountry ... please enjoy this gendai haiku i just wrote about my home:

under a sky of dripping cloud
the fragrant stench of the countryside
and the sewer water of the bonny tyne

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

whatis posted:

I'm happy and nice and people still don't like me!

They should do. did u try turning it off and turning it back on again ?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
what? I'm happy
:haw:
see?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Enfield posted:

no, i made sure to warn my housemate before hand, hes the one that called the cops. someone pleas edit the wiki

*edits wiki*

Contrary to popular belief, GBS superstar Enfield didn't try to kill his friends. However, after warning them they made no attempt to stop him until the deed was done.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
im a friend

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Did you consider OP that you are also in GBS, and, by your own logic, also have no friends? Owned. Owned so hard.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i work.the night shift, i don't have the circadian ability to have a social life, gently caress friends, they just get all demanding about seeing you and poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Uh I actually have two friends, the Porkchip Kid and Chuckleberry Hound. They're blue heelers and are both way too smart for their own good.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'll be your friend OP (:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i have friends in real life because i do not gbs all over them

its actually very easy to act in different ways in different social situations without whatever crippling mental affliction the op is suffering from

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

XMNN posted:

its actually very easy to act in different ways in different social situations without whatever crippling mental affliction the op is suffering from

sad and mean poster spotted

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
i saw inri irl once and he was kicking a can down the street and i was like what ar eyou moving?? lmao

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i saw inri walking down the street with only one shoe on and i was like hey inri did u lose a shoe? and he was like no, i found one!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

XMNN posted:

i have friends in real life because i do not gbs all over them

its actually very easy to act in different ways in different social situations without whatever crippling mental affliction the op is suffering from

XMNN walks around with a mask, no one ever knowing the real XMNN. Quite tragic imo

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i have friends but i am known as the bad friend flaker that will say that he will go to something with you and then i dont

:whatup:

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I saw INRI irl and we kissed passionately

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

wait for it....

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

i,m gay

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
10/10 worth the wait a+++

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

I.N.R.I posted:

Nobody in GBS has any friends because theyre so sad and mean all of the time

i am very nice and have friends in and out of work

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

i have friends but i hate them all

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I threw a rock at a dumpster once irl and inri yelled out, "Who is it?"

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Nobody in GBS has any friends because of how sad and mean they are

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

I.N.R.I posted:

Nobody in GBS has any friends because of how sad and mean they are

Oh go gently caress a slug

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

XMNN posted:

i have friends in real life because i do not gbs all over them

its actually very easy to act in different ways in different social situations without whatever crippling mental affliction the op is suffering from

U mean like that guy from American Psycho ?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
no i mean like a person who tries not to swear in front of his grandparents

Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money

I.N.R.I posted:

Nobody in GBS has any friends because theyre so sad and mean all of the time

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

XMNN posted:

no i mean like a person who tries not to swear in front of his grandparents

My grandmother likes it when I say "see you later alligator" so she can say "after supper motherfucker". She's thinks it's the funniest goddamn thing in the world.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

anchoress posted:

i have a million friends. no wait i have infinity friends actually

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
yeah half mine dont care i was just trying to explain registers in a way our socially dysfunctional friend could understand :)

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

I.N.R.I posted:

Nobody in GBS has any friends because theyre so sad and mean all of the time

yeah but at least our only friends don't escape us to something called "weird twitter"

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Ramsus posted:

yeah but at least our only friends don't escape us to something called "weird twitter"

Whats weird twitter?

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

I.N.R.I posted:

Whats weird twitter?

it's where your friends went and why you are sad

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