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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
As far as I can tell, its just facial hair

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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
A good relationship with God, expressed through a loving relationship with his creations

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Loyalty to the King, expressed through battle

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
The need to subjugate other men and take their women ?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Puberty.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

I agree, once you grow some hair on your face you are a man as far as anybody is concerned

CptJackLaser
Jul 16, 2013
The good news about society today is, you can just say you're a man or a woman and everyone else goes along with it. Be whatever you want to be apparently. Standard definitions are out the window.

Also I've seen plenty of women with facial hair. Does that make them a man?

GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013
A miserable little pile of secrets.
But enough talk...
Have at you!

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

CptJackLaser posted:

The good news about society today is, you can just say you're a man or a woman and everyone else goes along with it.

Only in public,

In private they all think you're insane

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
As I understand, this song makes someone a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1mryKqvT8

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Initiation rights might be a fun thing to reintroduce - just to clear things up and get rid of all this "you're not a real man/woman". In the societies that have them once you go through it that's it, nobody can it from you or say poo poo. You just say gently caress you, I put my face into a nest of fire ants - I'm a man/woman.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

To be a man you must

    be swift as a coursing river

    have all the force of a great typhoon

    have all the strength of a raging fire

    be mysterious as the dark side of the moon


    have a big ol' swinging dick between your legs

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
You gotta take it up the butt.

Most people don't know this, but the same thing that makes a woman a woman is what makes a man a man.

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx
edit gently caress

nevermind

the answer is at least 1 ball though hth

diamond dog fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Aug 18, 2015

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The love of his dog(s)

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Only a real man can suck his own penis, otherwise you're a MINO

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the grace of a swan, the eye of an eagle, and the wisdom of an owl

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Gilganixon posted:

To be a man you must

    be swift as a coursing river

    have all the force of a great typhoon

    have all the strength of a raging fire

    be mysterious as the dark side of the moon


    have a big ol' swinging dick between your legs

If you have facial hear then people will just assume this is the case

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
Op, it's probably the titties

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
a dick

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

Gilganixon posted:

To be a man you must

    be swift as a coursing river

    have all the force of a great typhoon

    have all the strength of a raging fire

    be mysterious as the dark side of the moon


    have a big ol' swinging dick between your legs

not remember the lyrics to a song from a 17 year old childrens movie. oh wai

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
The Dude has the answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWGIzSGtOc

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I dont mean in a philosophical sense, I mean in the eyes of society, and every day life in general. Having a dick doesnt mean anything at all Im pretty sure because most people will never see if you do or dont

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

a bay posted:

I dont mean in a philosophical sense, I mean in the eyes of society, and every day life in general. Having a dick doesnt mean anything at all Im pretty sure because most people will never see if you do or dont

unless youre man enough to show it to them

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

DonJNavarro posted:

not remember the lyrics to a song from a 17 year old childrens movie. oh wai

remember? just lol if you haven't sired a swarm of sons that watch the hell out of Disney movies that you buy for them with the money you rip out of the earth with your bare hands.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lol if you don't remember the lines from Mulan
Prob the last Disney movie to have memorable music

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Dick and balls

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lol if you don't remember the lines from Mulan
Prob the last Disney movie to have memorable music

Let it go. Let it go

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a suitcase and a top hat

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

the grace of a swan, the eye of an eagle, and the wisdom of an owl

ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

anyway the answer is three of the following four items: short hair, facial hair, big muscles, a gut but skinny arms/legs.

nothing to do with dicks, balls, y chromosomes, testosterone or any of that scientific stuff because women have long hair, tits, wear dresses and talk all high pitch

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

When drinking coffee while taking a poo poo becomes a daily habit

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
the sperms

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

BeefThief posted:

anyway the answer is three of the following four items: short hair, facial hair, big muscles, a gut but skinny arms/legs.

nothing to do with dicks, balls, y chromosomes, testosterone or any of that scientific stuff because women have long hair, tits, wear dresses and talk all high pitch

I think you can just have the facial hair and youre good to go

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Help. I just did a google image search for spider bite to make a really...bad post. Help.

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem

Rahu posted:

As I understand, this song makes someone a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1mryKqvT8

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Nobility of spirit

Shemp the Stooge
Feb 23, 2001
My sisters husband was over for a family BBQ and we had blackberry pie for dessert. He couldn't finish his slice of pie because he ate like 3 burgers. My other sister joked he should man up and finish it. He threw down his fork and glared at her, then said in complete seriousness, "Are you saying I am not a man?"

So my answer is the ability to finish a slice of blackberry pie.


They are divorced now so maybe its also what makes for a successful marriage.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They have to walk down 7 roads before you can call someone a man.

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