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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe


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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away lukes aunt helps him get swole w/ a dope rear end protein shake in the desert

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In my mind all Swedish people still have haircuts from the 70s. Seriously I see those bowl cuts and I immediately think of the 70s or Sweden.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Should I buy the Älg dinner set or the Beru dinner set?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Apparently the Malm dresser is known for falling over onto small children that try to climb it, so good for you IKEA.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
they get what they deserve, it's a design feature

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol holy poo poo

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Infidel Castro posted:

Apparently the Malm dresser is known for falling over onto small children that try to climb it, so good for you IKEA.

Probably made in Israel

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
haha goo dthread

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I literally know the guy who made Ikea. We bonded over a plate of kanelbullar

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ikea is the biggest store in the world and everything inside looks the same, man I hate Ikea

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
:eyepop:

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
The best thing in IKEA stores is the cafeteria/swedish food store.

There i said it. Fight me.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Honestly though. What does furniture have to offer that a floor can't provide?

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Honestly though. What does furniture have to offer that a floor can't provide?

Dignity

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I understand thats like a 28 syllable word around here, but go look it up anyway.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

gently caress ikea

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Fluo posted:

gently caress ikea

Please expand.

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug
This is slander. Luke uses Tupperware(tm) and not IKEA(tm) products!

Infidel Castro posted:

Apparently the Malm dresser is known for falling over onto small children that try to climb it, so good for you IKEA.

Well the instructions pretty clearly state you're supposed to bolt it to the wall so GOOD JOB. The instructions are pictures, so difficult to blame illiteracy.

I'm sitting at an Ikea desk right now. That's right, I'm in the showroom typing on one of the demo computers.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Honestly though. What does furniture have to offer that a floor can't provide?

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

kimihia posted:


The instructions are pictures, so difficult to blame illiteracy.



They fell on people in the US, so...

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug
Is your gravity turned up too high? Most of the world uses metric 9.8m/s/s but I think you guys have some sort of weight "feet per second" acceleration for gravity.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Denim jackets.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Zzulu posted:

I literally know the guy who made Ikea. We bonded over a plate of kanelbullar

In my Ikea he's presented as some farmer that was driving his bike everywhere in the 80's or something. With a fedora

is this true ?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You ever notice how they forgot to put Luke's aunt in costume? She's just wearing regular 70s fashion.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

The best thing in IKEA stores is the cafeteria/swedish food store.

There i said it. Fight me.

the swedish food section owns. i dont really care for the cafeteria tho

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Honestly though. What does furniture have to offer that a floor can't provide?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
haha

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm the couple in BFC who makes ~90k a year but is in financial straits because they can't stop spending money on Ikea.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
BFC seems to have people who live wildly outside their means or people who are incredibly cheap and have trouble spending a penny. There is no inbetween.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Sorry. I meant Star Wars merchandise. I got confused.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
cool

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thats real cool OP

Fluo
May 25, 2007

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

Please expand.

Sweatshops, child labour, slave labour unethical company.

Their "shops" are more like a poo poo dungeon of over priced MDF wood shelves where they have no windows so you're unable to see any natural light and you walk around like cattle going to the slaughter.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like IKEA

Fluo
May 25, 2007

East German prisoners of war made ikea money for nothing and the cheques are free

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have a clock and a garbage can I got at IKEA and also i think our kitchen table is from IKEA

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
and i ate meatballs

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like IKEA

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