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Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...
gently caress you. Boohoo I need a clean urinal to piss in. gently caress that. Wasteful too. Opinions?

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You're not accidentally getting angry at self flushing urinals are you OP?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yeah, I don't get it either... ppl be lunchin sometimes

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I 've never in my life seen or even heard of someone doing this.

Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yeah, I don't get it either... ppl be lunchin sometimes

What does this even mean? The flushes are breakfast and dinner, and your piss is the lunch?

Urinal water conservationists rally ITT

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
sometimes the automatic sensor flushes when i pose up in front of the urinal :qq:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You're not accidentally getting angry at self flushing urinals are you OP?

Just let him argue with the Urinal FSFD. It's for the best.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
you gotta sniff the old pee first to power up

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Saharan Fiend posted:

What does this even mean? The flushes are breakfast and dinner, and your piss is the lunch?

Urinal water conservationists rally ITT

Slang term for when people do weird things.

Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...

Wafflz posted:

I 've never in my life seen or even heard of someone doing this.

Clearly you're not paying close enough attention to other people's urinary habits

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

I only flush before and not after.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The urinal at work smells like piss

NOT SURPRISING, but still gross. Way too much smell

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
He has to be. I can't even remember the last time I was at a urinal that didn't flush itself.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

if your pee touches another man's pee it means your gay

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Parallax Scroll posted:

if your pee touches another man's pee it means your gay

don't cross the streams!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Saharan Fiend posted:

Clearly you're not paying close enough attention to other people's urinary habits

That or you urinate with weird germophobes.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Speaking as a Californian, I feel that anybody who performs this outrageously wasteful ritual should be strangled to death, and their body immediately delivered to the nearest state Reclamation Facility to be drained and processed to harvest the precious water within. In this way they can atone for their sin.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i flush during, constantly

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

The Cubelodyte posted:

Speaking as a Californian, I feel that anybody who performs this outrageously wasteful ritual should be strangled to death, and their body immediately delivered to the nearest state Reclamation Facility to be drained and processed to harvest the precious water within. In this way they can atone for their sin.

this is why i only pee into the sink

Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i flush during, constantly

drat you

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sometimes I dont flush my toilet after I pee. It feels gross and I'd rather not do it but we are in a water crisis and we all have top make sacrifices

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
in fact ive never stopped flushing a toilet

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm the idiot that doesn't flush the urinal at all because I don't want germs and then use the door handle to leave.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

sometimes I dont flush my toilet after I pee. It feels gross and I'd rather not do it but we are in a water crisis and we all have top make sacrifices

If it's yellow let it mellow
If it's brown flush it down

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i flush with my feet

Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...

Mad Monk posted:

I'm the idiot that doesn't flush the urinal at all because I don't want germs and then use the door handle to leave.

Hardly, this is the only choice when you get right down to it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I cant waiut for el nino to come so i can start flushing my toilet all the time like a civilized human being

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
explain to me how that water is wasted OP

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Hell yeah, gonna aerosolize the piss of the guy before me and breathe it in while I pee. Hell yeah.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
*doesn't flush*
*stands in a rapidly expanding mist of piss atoms kicked up by the splashback of his own piss*
"This is fine."

^nigga gets it

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im afraid of pee!!!!!!!!!!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im afraid of pee!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now inside of you at this very moment is a skeleton with a bag of piss connected to one of the bones by sinew and tissue.

Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

explain to me how that water is wasted OP

I could have drunk it otherwise jerk

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Hell yeah, gonna aerosolize the piss of the guy before me and breathe it in while I pee. Hell yeah.

This is what happens when u flush before, and just stand there getting coated in piss while you stand there like a smug dummy

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Right now inside of you at this very moment is a skeleton with a bag of piss connected to one of the bones by sinew and tissue.

ya that skeleton is a fuckin gangster too

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
im so mad you didnt say what i wanted you to say so that i could make fun of your ignorance

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Saharan Fiend
Apr 19, 2009

When barkless
hounds ruled
the world...

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

im so mad you didnt say what i wanted you to say so that i could make fun of your ignorance

Well we're also too big of wieners to actually recycle our wastewater in any significant amount so there's that too

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Urinals flush?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Libelous Slander posted:

sometimes the automatic sensor flushes when i pose up in front of the urinal :qq:

op doesn't know this because he only uses the stalls so no one sees his small penis

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
can confirm op has a babydick

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