cram me sideways posted:

really hope espisode seven is bad like worse than lucas bad

i hope episode seven makes episode one look like loving citizen kane

i hope it spawns billions of youtube videos of sweaty geeks apologizing to george lucas and then symbolically setting fire to mouse ears

i hope jj abraham lincoln puts a really awkward and horrible racist black joke in the middle of a movie for no reason

i hope there's a sex scene that makes the matrix revolutions sex scene look tasteful in comparisson

i hope it turns out that they actually didn't hire mark hamill to come back as luke skywalker and it's actually just some other horrible ugly old guy playing him and he sounds like a loving frog

i hope for all this and more

i really, really want this movie to utterly dogshit terrible

i truly do