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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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ricky ray and them argos look pretty good but what about those REDBLACKS? idk maybe

holy moly what about them riders?? heads gonna roll at mosaic i tell ya

stamps are always good but maybe they gotta look out for the noisy neightbours to the north? eskies defence pretty formiduble this season and no mike reilly 5-2 whodathunkit

esks - tigercats looking like a wendys friday night football to stir the hearts of the most ardent arby's man

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

im a big fan of the packers. the fudge packers, that is

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:05

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

don't forget to play the CFL drinking game

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-CFL-Drinking-Game/224197114277970

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:05

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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MassaShowtime posted:

don't forget to play the CFL drinking game

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-CFL-Drinking-Game/224197114277970

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:07

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I like the rough riders cause their name sounds sexy

the eskimos have been doing pretty good though imo!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:08

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Nooner posted:

I like the rough riders cause their name sounds sexy

the eskimos have been doing pretty good though imo!

yeah i had a detailed write up on the fortunes of both clubs in the op

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:09

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

The aloutettes have a funny name

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:11

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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its from a famous french song about murdering a bird

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:11

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

esks - tigercats looking like a wendys friday night football to stir the hearts of the most ardent arby's man

same

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:22

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

can i be tight end

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:24

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fave team? easy

its the argos

go fighting argos

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:26

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Enfield posted:

im a big fan of the packers. the fudge packers, that is

JiveHonky posted:

can i be tight end

u guys may make these comments in jest, but the cfl is actually extremely fag-friendly and has been known to employ players who were deemed "too gay" for the nfl

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:27

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

is Michael Sam still playing? I hope he does well but it sounded like there was some drama at the start of the season

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:29

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

They just don't make 'em in Canada like Pinball Clemons anymore :colbert:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:30

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

oskee wee wee

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:31

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Azerban posted:

oskee wee wee

i was at ivor wynne as a kid and pigskin pete signed my brothers hat and he was all upset b/c he didn't know wtf pigskin pete was and now he had his signature on his hat forever lmao

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:35

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

pigskin pete was the best dribbler that ever played the game imho

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:37

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

i am so happy the riders suck farts

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:38

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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feel free to talk about tunco dip, paula abdul, or twisted sister in this thread since the last one on those subjects got ruined. cfl chat still cool too imo

remember tracy ham??

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:19

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

feel free to talk about tunco dip, paula abdul, or twisted sister in this thread since the last one on those subjects got ruined. cfl chat still cool too imo

remember tracy ham??

i'm serious. do you remember him???!!

his first name was a girl's name and his last name was a meat, but man could he throw a football

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:23

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lets talk about rules, a lot of people will argue one side or the other when it comes to NFL/CFL. I agree that CFL rules make for a much faster game but it is also a lot more frusterating to watch sometimes since by being a passing rather than rushing league there are way more junk plays and interceptions and stuff.

In a way CFL kind of reminds me more of NCAA in that you see a lot more crazy stuff happen which is fun, but I also enjoy just watching some solid fundamental NFL play

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:24

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

paula abdul used to hide those little bit o honey candies in her pockets during performances

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:24

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

paula abdul used to hide those little bit o honey candies in her pockets during performances

she sang at the 1995 grey cup specifically to dishearten the memphis mad dogs

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:25

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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remember american teams in the cfl? haha what a weird time. they brought knowledge of tunco dip and hair metal with them though so not all bad

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:27

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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sometimes ideas cross borders in unexpected ways, is what i'm saying

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:27

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i always thought bit o honeys were pretty good too

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:29

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i always thought bit o honeys were pretty good too

i'm unfamiliar with those. guess they didn't make it up to canada stowed away on the birmingham barracudas' team bus

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:30

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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i googled them and they look pretty good. maybe a nice treat if you finish all your mission corn chips?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:31

CISMALES DID 9-11: Jun 5, 2002; chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

i'd personally start with the bit o honey because otherwise it's going to pick up all the mission corn chip fragments left over in your mouth -- but that could maybe be good too i dunno

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:33

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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yeah like a whole sweet and salty thing. might be a new craze? let's sit down and hash out the marketing campaign during halftime of wendy's friday night football

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:34

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i'd personally start with the bit o honey because otherwise it's going to pick up all the mission corn chip fragments left over in your mouth -- but that could maybe be good too i dunno

dentist recommended you dont even have to brush anymore just have one after every meal

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:34