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FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013

prinneh posted:

bah, the only thing stopping me from doing any of that is my crippling fear of jungle bugs.

your certainly not afraid of job bugs ahohoho

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Vin BioEthanol posted:

i bet your tent was up as soon as you were invited

underrated post.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Oh yeah, well, where did he get the loving camera, did he build it before doing all this?

idiot

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Cool I guess if you think living in a mud hovel is in any way relevant

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
IKEA's new range for this fall. You walk round a forest picking out which twigs and leaves to put with the log sofa. Btw his color scheme is all wrong

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Whatta boob

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

hes a piece of poo poo for defacing that forest

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

in the time this idiot was jacking off in the woods i was at work and made more than enough money to buy a kick rear end tent and gear from REI

go to hell you loving stupid hippy

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

you couldnt do 90% of that if someone had a gun to your head

were u pointing a gun at the young man in op vid

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
MAN MOVE SO FAST HOW THE MAN MOVE SO FAST??

www
Aug 4, 2010

ok cool man built mud hut in middle of nowhere, but why.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the real lie of this video is that it seems to happen in a day/night/day but i bet it took longer and he was going to loving whole foods in between

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Whatever, I can do this poo poo in minecraft in like 5 minutes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i live in a professionally built structure with internal plumbing, power, and internet connectivity so who gives a poo poo

naem
May 29, 2011

I keep these two items and a pocket knife on me most of the time out of habit, BOOM fire shelter wound care water depoopifier stabbing

http://www.adventuremedicalkits.com/survival/survive-outdoors-longer-scout.html
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006...YLlL&ref=plSrch

naem fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Aug 21, 2015

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I walk around with a jetpack on my back so in case I wind up stranded in the woods I can just blast off and fly back to the real world

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

prinneh posted:

bah, the only thing stopping me from doing any of that is my crippling fear of jungle bugs.

same

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

I keep these two items and a pocket knife on me most of the time out of habit, BOOM fire shelter wound care water depoopifier stabbing

http://www.adventuremedicalkits.com/survival/survive-outdoors-longer-scout.html
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006...YLlL&ref=plSrch

do you live in detroit

naem
May 29, 2011

concerned mom posted:

do you live in detroit

No I escaped

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
fill my mouth with poo

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

naem posted:

I keep these two items and a pocket knife on me most of the time out of habit, BOOM fire shelter wound care water depoopifier stabbing

http://www.adventuremedicalkits.com/survival/survive-outdoors-longer-scout.html
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006...YLlL&ref=plSrch

on you? like in your fuckin pocket?

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005


If I had one of these I would basically guzzle piss at every opportunity just because I could.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Wow, theres a guy doing what humans have been doing for thousands of years, but hes doing it today!

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Fonzarelli posted:

on you? like in your fuckin pocket?

what do you think cargo shorts are for?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
wanna live in a mud hut with a mud wife and a mud dog

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
its cool that he makes a house out of poo and sticks.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Now wheres the gif of him making a masturbatory device of of poo poo and sticks?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Sizone posted:

wanna live in a mud hut with a mud wife and a mud dog

~mud dreams~

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

a cop posted:

hes a piece of poo poo for defacing that forest

Yeah I am not a huge fan of how he girdled at least one tree to make his stupid loving roof.

Turmoil
Jun 27, 2000

Forum Veteran


Young Urchin
I never understood why more homeless people don't do stuff like this.

The ones in this overgrown field near the apartment that I used to live at would at best have some trash bags for a roof and maybe a piece of cardboard for a floor.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Turmoil posted:

I never understood why more homeless people don't do stuff like this.

The ones in this overgrown field near the apartment that I used to live at would at best have some trash bags for a roof and maybe a piece of cardboard for a floor.

People don't become homeless by being able to do things. They become homeless because they are useless fuckups.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Wow, theres a guy doing what humans have been doing for thousands of years, but hes doing it today!

You'd make a lovely lean-to and freeze to death the first night.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I want to see him get owned by an anaconda at 10x speed. My life is incomplete.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze9-ARjL-ZA

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
That all looks fairly easy to do. But what is he eating? You don't need a permanent mud residence to survive. You do need food.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Toadvine posted:

That all looks fairly easy to do. But what is he eating? You don't need a permanent mud residence to survive. You do need food.

In a survival situation food can wait like a week. Shelter is absolutely top priority.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Toadvine posted:

But what is he eating?

the remains of the dreadlocked white girl he enticed to his jungle murder ritual hut site. he's still got a few days worth of prim cuts left, they're cooling in the stream

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I bet I would enjoy myself trial and erroring through all this survival stuff but it would take a cataclysm the likes of which previously unseen to get me to begin.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I live in a subtropical climate. I'm basically a fishing rod, a good sharp rock and an apocalypse away from a paleolithic self sufficient existence

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

OP, you idiot

This dumb nerd doesn't even have any friends to help him with his peasant hut

What kind of lovely person do you have to be to not have friends as a jungleman

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