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prinneh posted:bah, the only thing stopping me from doing any of that is my crippling fear of jungle bugs. your certainly not afraid of job bugs ahohoho
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 23:13 |
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Vin BioEthanol posted:i bet your tent was up as soon as you were invited underrated post.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 23:43 |
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Oh yeah, well, where did he get the loving camera, did he build it before doing all this? idiot
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:15 |
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Cool I guess if you think living in a mud hovel is in any way relevant
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:22 |
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IKEA's new range for this fall. You walk round a forest picking out which twigs and leaves to put with the log sofa. Btw his color scheme is all wrong
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:23 |
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Whatta boob
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:28 |
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hes a piece of poo poo for defacing that forest
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:29 |
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in the time this idiot was jacking off in the woods i was at work and made more than enough money to buy a kick rear end tent and gear from REI go to hell you loving stupid hippy
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:34 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:you couldnt do 90% of that if someone had a gun to your head were u pointing a gun at the young man in op vid
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:43 |
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MAN MOVE SO FAST HOW THE MAN MOVE SO FAST??
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:46 |
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ok cool man built mud hut in middle of nowhere, but why.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:49 |
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the real lie of this video is that it seems to happen in a day/night/day but i bet it took longer and he was going to loving whole foods in between
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:49 |
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Whatever, I can do this poo poo in minecraft in like 5 minutes
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:06 |
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i live in a professionally built structure with internal plumbing, power, and internet connectivity so who gives a poo poo
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:14 |
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I keep these two items and a pocket knife on me most of the time out of habit, BOOM fire shelter wound care water depoopifier stabbing http://www.adventuremedicalkits.com/survival/survive-outdoors-longer-scout.html https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006...YLlL&ref=plSrch naem fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Aug 21, 2015 |
# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:35 |
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I walk around with a jetpack on my back so in case I wind up stranded in the woods I can just blast off and fly back to the real world
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:51 |
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prinneh posted:bah, the only thing stopping me from doing any of that is my crippling fear of jungle bugs. same
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:58 |
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naem posted:I keep these two items and a pocket knife on me most of the time out of habit, BOOM fire shelter wound care water depoopifier stabbing do you live in detroit
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 08:59 |
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concerned mom posted:do you live in detroit No I escaped
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 09:01 |
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fill my mouth with poo
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 10:52 |
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naem posted:I keep these two items and a pocket knife on me most of the time out of habit, BOOM fire shelter wound care water depoopifier stabbing on you? like in your fuckin pocket?
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 11:09 |
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If I had one of these I would basically guzzle piss at every opportunity just because I could.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 11:19 |
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Wow, theres a guy doing what humans have been doing for thousands of years, but hes doing it today!
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:02 |
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Fonzarelli posted:on you? like in your fuckin pocket? what do you think cargo shorts are for?
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:05 |
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wanna live in a mud hut with a mud wife and a mud dog
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:39 |
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its cool that he makes a house out of poo and sticks.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:42 |
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Now wheres the gif of him making a masturbatory device of of poo poo and sticks?
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:44 |
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Sizone posted:wanna live in a mud hut with a mud wife and a mud dog ~mud dreams~
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:44 |
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a cop posted:hes a piece of poo poo for defacing that forest Yeah I am not a huge fan of how he girdled at least one tree to make his stupid loving roof.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 13:17 |
I never understood why more homeless people don't do stuff like this. The ones in this overgrown field near the apartment that I used to live at would at best have some trash bags for a roof and maybe a piece of cardboard for a floor.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 13:36 |
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Turmoil posted:I never understood why more homeless people don't do stuff like this. People don't become homeless by being able to do things. They become homeless because they are useless fuckups.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 13:37 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Wow, theres a guy doing what humans have been doing for thousands of years, but hes doing it today! You'd make a lovely lean-to and freeze to death the first night.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 13:37 |
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I want to see him get owned by an anaconda at 10x speed. My life is incomplete.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 13:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze9-ARjL-ZA
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:01 |
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That all looks fairly easy to do. But what is he eating? You don't need a permanent mud residence to survive. You do need food.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:19 |
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Toadvine posted:That all looks fairly easy to do. But what is he eating? You don't need a permanent mud residence to survive. You do need food. In a survival situation food can wait like a week. Shelter is absolutely top priority.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:21 |
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Toadvine posted:But what is he eating? the remains of the dreadlocked white girl he enticed to his jungle murder ritual hut site. he's still got a few days worth of prim cuts left, they're cooling in the stream
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:23 |
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I bet I would enjoy myself trial and erroring through all this survival stuff but it would take a cataclysm the likes of which previously unseen to get me to begin.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:28 |
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I live in a subtropical climate. I'm basically a fishing rod, a good sharp rock and an apocalypse away from a paleolithic self sufficient existence
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 14:31 |
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OP, you idiot This dumb nerd doesn't even have any friends to help him with his peasant hut What kind of lovely person do you have to be to not have friends as a jungleman
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