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People love to talk about how "John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon." The guy on that colon cleanse infomercial says it, the guy down the street from me says it, go to a cocktail party and within ten minutes someone says it. John Wayne died over 30 years ago, yet people still can't let go of his impacted feces. And people talk about it with such utter contempt, they sneer as they callously remark, "Did you know that John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon? Disgusting!" Or when someone famous dies, some idiot always has to say, "Well, at least he/she didn't die like John Wayne, he died with 40 pound of impacted feces in his colon." No, here's the truth about John Wayne and his colon full of impacted feces. John Wayne suffered for months with severe pain before dying of cancer. So because of that, he was taking large doses of pain medication. Now, one of the side effects of pain medication is constipation. Right, so of course John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon, he was so constipated from pain medication. What? Do you suppose he should've stopped eating? No, you can't, you got cancer, you need your strength. Just take a Tylenol 3 sometime, that's has codeine in it, see if you don't get impacted feces, see if you don't blow out an o-ring your next bowel movement. Because I guarantee, if you take even one Tylenol 3, the next bowel movement you take won't be a smooth move, Ex Lax. So please leave John Wayne and his colon be, let them rest in peace. I've wanted to say these things for a long time. I hope this answered some questions. Thanks for your time.
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"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from [the Indians]. There were great numbers of people who needed new land and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
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Aug 20, 2015 20:00
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I learned about it from the Jackass where Johnny Knoxville dresses up as santa and gets a colonic. I enjoyed Johnny's reaction when the tech tells him
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Aug 20, 2015 20:02
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holy poo poo
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Aug 20, 2015 20:03
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my butt is all hosed up pilgrim
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Aug 20, 2015 20:04
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John wayne had small feet.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:06
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and please stop talking about how elvis died on the toilet jeez you people are obsessed with death poops!!
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Aug 20, 2015 20:07
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waiit did he really have 40 POUNDS of it ? holy cow!
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Aug 20, 2015 20:08
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the gently caress is tylenol 3
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Aug 20, 2015 20:08
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Nefarious posted:the gently caress is tylenol 3 the good stuff
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Aug 20, 2015 20:09
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His son was gay which made him stop pooping because when he pooped it reminded him too much of his son having dirty man sex. So he said "I'm John Wayne, I don't need to poop" then he later died a man that was full of poo poo.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:09
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So thats why they called him The Dook
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Aug 20, 2015 20:10
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op I thought your post was very good and well thought out but then when I googled this feces story to read more about it, i found out you stole your post from somewhere else???????? everything in my world has shattered around me. my faith in your passion for feces is ruined.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:10
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Crash_N_Burn posted:So thats why they called him The Dook
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Aug 20, 2015 20:14
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gently caress john wayne
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Aug 20, 2015 20:59
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Moridin920 posted:gently caress john wayne Make sure he douches first.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:11
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Nefarious posted:the gently caress is tylenol 3 Vicodin/Norco
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Aug 20, 2015 21:13
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I bet taking a 40 pound poo poo would be one of the most sublime experiences man can enjoy such a tragedy he couldn't have pooped before he died, to feel that last great rush
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Aug 20, 2015 21:13
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Justin Tyme posted:I bet taking a 40 pound poo poo would be one of the most sublime experiences man can enjoy only if it came out like a sausage and not tapered with a whole bunch of bright red blood from where your sphincter used to be.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:14
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Crash_N_Burn posted:So thats why they called him The Dook
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Aug 20, 2015 21:14
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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp snopes says you're... ahem... full of poo poo 
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Aug 20, 2015 21:20
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I had a pressing question about John Wayne's bowel health, but the op seems to have answered it already.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:41
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KewlBiens posted:http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp 
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Aug 20, 2015 21:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwq9ccCnpR4
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Aug 20, 2015 21:45
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Crash_N_Burn posted:So thats why they called him The Dook
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Aug 20, 2015 21:46
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John Wayne was a human being, I installed two way mirrors in his house in Brentwood. He came to the door in a dress.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:49
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i can't his death had quite an impact on me
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Aug 20, 2015 21:49
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Crash_N_Burn posted:So thats why they called him The Dook lol
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Aug 20, 2015 21:50
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KewlBiens posted:http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp i like that url a lot
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Aug 20, 2015 21:51
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gently caress John Wayne in his impacted rear end in a top hat
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Aug 20, 2015 22:01
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:i like that url a lot gruesome fecalcolon is a good username, for me to have, whilst posting.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:07
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Crash_N_Burn posted:So thats why they called him The Dook
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Aug 20, 2015 22:08
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Crash_N_Burn posted:So thats why they called him The Dook emptyquotin dis
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Aug 20, 2015 22:10
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*me, while wokring as a Goofy mascot in Disneyland FL, whispering to a small child at the exact moment his mom snaps a picture*: Did you know that John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon?
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Aug 20, 2015 22:16
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Minimalist Program posted:People love to talk about how "John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon." The guy on that colon cleanse infomercial says it, the guy down the street from me says it, go to a cocktail party and within ten minutes someone says it. John Wayne died over 30 years ago, yet people still can't let go of his impacted feces. Due to his wonderful Spanish wives, he became a Catholic on his deathbed!!!!!!! In other words, HE RENOUNCED THE LODGE! So they put out nonsense and detraction such as this... Think WHY would they put out poo poo (pun intended) like this...revenge
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Aug 20, 2015 23:04
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A REAL MAN who looked death straight in the eye and didn't give a poo poo. God fuckin bless America! Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Aug 20, 2015 |
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Aug 20, 2015 23:10
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no
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Aug 20, 2015 23:11
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he was full of poo poo that's for sure "I believe in white supremacy, until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. I don't believe giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people ... I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from [the Native Americans] ... Our so-called stealing of this country from them was just a matter of survival. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
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Aug 20, 2015 23:19
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Thanks for this informational thread OP, I can't go one day without hearing about John Wayne's impacted faeces and now I got something to shoot back at the naysayers.
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Minimalist Program posted:Just take a Tylenol 3 sometime, that's has codeine in it OK well give me some so i can test the faeces theorem
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