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Vitruvio
Jan 28, 2015

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Since she was caught red-handed, as it were, it looks like her goose is cooked.

Vitruvio
Jan 28, 2015
She could've just flipped him the bird.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



She should be tarred and feathered.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

duck

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
quack quack

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Goose

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Ducks are literal rape machines who rape their own children. Trust me The Football Funhouse is kind of an expert on the topic.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

If only the Spanish duck had some spanish fly this would have all gone better.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


the answer isn't fewer ducks on the street but more ducks. what duck control advocates aren't saying is that if this man had had his own duck he would not have been vulnerable to this attack.

the only thing that stops a bad guy with a duck is a good guy with a duck.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



This lady is probably a crazy old coot.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

the answer isn't fewer ducks on the street but more ducks. what duck control advocates aren't saying is that if this man had had his own duck he would not have been vulnerable to this attack.

the only thing that stops a bad guy with a duck is a good guy with a duck.

if someone quacks the lock on my front door and beaks into my house he feather expect to get a sound duck whipping at the very least

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Drink-Mix Man posted:

What a mallardjusted individual.

:dogbutton:

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

This isn't funny.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Baba Ganoush posted:

This isn't funny.

Don't get your feathers in a ruffle

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
When I first read the OP I thought it was saying that the animal activist was the one using the duck as a weapon which would have been way funnier.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When I first read the OP I thought it was saying that the animal activist was the one using the duck as a weapon which would have been way funnier.

weaponized waterfowl. what is this world coming to

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

KewlBiens posted:

he should have ducked

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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
He should sue her and give her a massive bill

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Cnut the Great posted:

weaponized waterfowl. what is this world coming to

Dwarf Fortress.

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