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Al Nipper posted:*immigrant strokes chin and smiles* It's funny but the African immigrant that lives above me has been the best neighbor I've ever had. The 21 year old girl with rich parents who used to live there decided to drag a mattress into her apartment and got bedbugs. Lol she slept in her car when the landlord kicked her out.
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In the first month I lived in my last apartment, a body fell out of the fifth floor into the courtyard and broke the grill. It was basically a Georgia state dorm that was so out of control the drug dealer across the hall moved out. Both summers the pool was only open a month before a giant Twitter party caused the fire Marshall to shut it down. Three courtesy officers moved in then out during my tenure. Century skyline in Atlanta holy poo poo
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Aug 21, 2015 21:46
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i used to live in a kinda meh (not lovely/sketchy) apartment and the dude across from me was this really cool old italian dude and we used to talk all the time when we were out smoking
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Aug 21, 2015 21:48
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FizFashizzle posted:In the first month I lived in my last apartment, a body fell out of the fifth floor into the courtyard and broke the grill.
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Aug 21, 2015 21:48
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Apartments suck, get a house you plebs.
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Aug 21, 2015 21:49
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*watches a couple eat pizza off the floor*
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Aug 21, 2015 21:54
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*gets held up as they leave for work and they steal a sweet gaming rig*
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Aug 21, 2015 21:59
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*Twenty something Italian American guy, think he's hot poo poo, thick as a brick, sleeps around. Thinks hes Fonzy. Wannable model, not sure how he can afford apt.* *Highly sarcastic beanpole white guy, accountant or some poo poo. Hates the gently caress out of everything and always has a smart rear end reply. Only one who has a wage that can afford apt* *Jewish guy, loving annoying in every way. His problem instantly becomes your problem. Works in a zoo, wife left him to be a lesbian. Not sure how can afford apt* *Ditzy blond hippy who randomly spouts utter crap for no reason. Plays a guitar at random times. Is poo poo. Works as a masseur, not sure how can afford apt* *Neurotic black haired white girl, totally OCD clean freak, sexy looking but crazy as gently caress. Sister of Jewish Guy. Works as a chef, not sure how can afford apt* *Brunette big tits white girl, stupid long hair that covers face 100% of the time. Can't make up her mind about anything. Works as a waitress in a coffee shop where the others above sit on a sofa and bitch. Not sure how can afford apt*.
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Aug 21, 2015 22:13
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Dealer moves downstairs, all night, every night- *bzzt* "I need to come in." "Piss off junkie." Sure enough the little old lady on the bottom floor with ten goddamn parrots let's them in to score and steal anything not nailed down on the way out. Assholes stole all the bikes locked to the walls and for some reason a load of promotional cardboard stands for ironbru that the lady across the hall had for work. Across the hall neighbour really didn't belong there, collected her mail for her and it was all addressed to Lady Jane Blah Blah.
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Aug 21, 2015 22:22
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*homeless man sleeping in the laundry room* *no parking* *car stolen again off the street* *upstairs couple loving loudly every night on a lovely creaky bed*
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Aug 21, 2015 22:28
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happyhippy posted:*Twenty something Italian American guy, think he's hot poo poo, thick as a brick, sleeps around. Thinks hes Fonzy. Wannable model, not sure how he can afford apt.* I hate myself for getting this.
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Aug 21, 2015 22:47
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:* Smells like burning orange peels.* this is the best way to describe that smell, I've never been able to before so thanks
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Captain Yossarian posted:It's funny but the African immigrant that lives above me has been the best neighbor I've ever had. The 21 year old girl with rich parents who used to live there decided to drag a mattress into her apartment and got bedbugs. Lol she slept in her car when the landlord kicked her out. i used to live beneath a chinese family some time ago and they were super good neighbors and quiet but whatever they cooked every day loving stunk something royal
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Aug 21, 2015 22:50
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summer/spring/fall: hmm, i wonder if i can shower today *runs water for 10 minutes* *water is still ice cold* *microwaves water in chinese takeout container* *takes whore's bath* *is late for work every day* fall: *showers comfortably* *literally can't breathe at night due to suffocating central heating that is impossible to control/turn off* winter: hmm, i wonder if i can shower today *runs water for .2 seconds* *60% chance of water being cold enough to literally form icicles on your body hair* *40% chance of water being hot enough to boil tea* *sleeps while wearing full outdoor winter clothing, including shoes*
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Aug 21, 2015 22:50
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Boosted_C5 posted:I hate myself for getting this. Everyone on the loving planet has seen friends, it wasn't exactly subtle.
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Aug 21, 2015 22:55
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Business Gorillas posted:*says hello to homeless man who keeps on breaking into building to sleep in hallway* *Doesn't really give a gently caress about a homeless man sleeping on the landing and tears down the passive aggressive 'keep door closed at all times' signs the one shrill idiot in the building with a printer keeps making*
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Aug 21, 2015 22:57
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*comes home to find a huge pool of blood outside the front door* *follows trail of blood up the stairs* "oh good it goes up past my floor" also there were like 4 people sitting on the stairs smoking right next to the blood pool all "meh" that palce was legit fun as hell. also crack pipes and needles in the halls
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Aug 21, 2015 22:57
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Ramsus posted:also the Norfolk pd will not actually write a ticket for a noise because they need a special meter to read the decibels of the disturbance which they conveniently do not have, or at least that's what they told us and the landlord will do nothing, luckily the breaker box for every apartment is located outside One of my co-workers many years ago had neighbors who were having a party, he brought over some beer and asked if he could join, and was snubbed. He went around back and pulled the electric meter off for their apartment (killing power to them) and chucked it into the dumpster.
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Aug 21, 2015 23:21
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Aug 21, 2015 23:33
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*goes out onto tiny balcony and gets pissed on by drunk guy three floors up*
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Aug 21, 2015 23:35
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Fojar38 posted:*goes out onto tiny balcony and gets pissed on by drunk guy three floors up* i was that drunk guy. sorry bro
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Aug 21, 2015 23:45
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*" hours in the morning old guy bang on the door* I am IRISH, let me in I am in the gang. *repeat it until the guy just pass out in the staircase of the apt complex* edit: not my door, some apartment below mine. Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Aug 21, 2015 |
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Aug 21, 2015 23:46
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*carries all groceries from parking lot through the complex to the building, up flights of stairs, and down the hall* *carries all trash down the hall, down the stairs, and across the complex to a dumpster* *has no windows except for single-pane patio doors which make up one wall of each room* *patio view consists of one tree trunk, a tiny strip of sky, and the insides of the 9 apartments across the way* *wakes up each morning to small children stomping around upstairs* *comes home to neighbors playing the same video game at all hours using a subwoofer aimed at your living room wall* *can hear across-the-hall neighbor's bass from every room* *management doesn't fix the gas cylinders on the various heavy metal fire doors so they slam shut at all hours of the day / night*
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Aug 21, 2015 23:53
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Frank Viola posted:Apartments suck, get a house you plebs. pretty sure most of us are just reliving college days and early twenties.
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Aug 21, 2015 23:56
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Summertime? Guess it's time for all the Hispanics to play with their ATVs and Dirtbikes in front of the complex until 3 AM
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Aug 22, 2015 00:17
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Three-Phase posted:One of my co-workers many years ago had neighbors who were having a party, he brought over some beer and asked if he could join, and was snubbed. noice after calling the cops on my downstairs neighbor for blaring her stereo full blast in the middle of the night she would do things like leave it on during the day when she would leave just to gently caress with us so i'd just flip her breaker off and she'd have to call the landlord to come fix her power, place was nuts but luckily only had to live there for a few months
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Aug 22, 2015 00:26
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*just sitting watching T.V at a reasonable volume* *hear someone in apt below yelling and poking their ceiling / your floor with hard end of a broom*
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Aug 22, 2015 00:29
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carrion kit posted:*just sitting watching T.V at a reasonable volume* I've lived this. *She tromps her way upstairs and pounds on your door until you answer.* *She Threatens you with jail time if you don't "TURN IT DOWN"*
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Aug 22, 2015 00:33
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Cops have the parking lot closed off. "Hey what's going on?" "Child porn ring."
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Aug 22, 2015 00:37
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carrion kit posted:*hear someone in apt below yelling and poking their ceiling / your floor with hard end of a broom* there're a bunch of dents in my bathroom ceiling from somebody banging lol
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Aug 22, 2015 00:37
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we used to have armed security officers patrolling my building. that ended when two of them got in an argument and one of them ended up shooting the other in the head
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Aug 22, 2015 00:39
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Aug 22, 2015 00:42
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neighbor comes by asking if he can run an extension cord from your apt to his just for the day until he gets the electric bill sorted out, offers to compensate you with swigs from his kids codeine cough syrup
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Aug 22, 2015 00:45
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carrion kit posted:*just sitting watching T.V at a reasonable volume* I see you live right above my upstairs neighbor
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* move into new apartment* * walk around neighborhood* Local Dealer: Hey want to buy some weed? Friend: Sure Local Dealer: I only have a gram now, I'll bring the rest of the weed by your apartment in a few minutes? What number are you in? Friend: I just moved into 219 * dealer shows up an hour later with two friends and brutally beats friend into a coma to steal a flatscreen TV, PS3, and MacBook* I love Georgia
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Aug 22, 2015 00:53
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No longer have to set my alarm clock since the girls that live above me fire up their treadmill at 5:30am. I can also hear them pee when I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth. If I hear them walk into the bathroom and hear no pee sounds, I know they are taking a poo poo. Downstairs neighbors blasting Only God Knows Why by Kid Rock. That was better than the place I lived in when I was 23. 1st floor apartment is so drafty, furnace is running full blast all day and we are still shivering. Meanwhile the heat is travelling up to the 2nd floor where they are no running around in underwear and have turned the AC on...In February. Meeting the couple next door for the first time, they ask me if I want to get high. Dude proceeds to pull a bong out of a large rear end drafting tube and it requires two people to operate.
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Aug 22, 2015 01:03
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Bonzo posted:
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Aug 22, 2015 01:27
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*is a cockroach*
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Aug 22, 2015 01:43
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Zeroisanumber posted:"SHUT-UP LITTLE MAN!"
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*that marble bouncing on the floor sound*
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