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Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
*shotguns beers in the stairwell nightly*

*designates a row of tall shrubs down the street as "pee bushes" to use during parties*

*guy gets set on fire and thrown out the third story of parking garage a block away*

*parked cars get bombed and set on fire on a near-weekly basis*

*roommate's dumbass friend gets hammered and stands in the middle of the street with a baseball bat, shattering mirrors and windows of cars that drive by*

*friendly neighbor named Pancho offers to help me move a couch in, then invites me over for carne asada. A week later cops knock on the door, ask if I know anything about him because he has been murdered*

gently caress living near universities

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