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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

zooted heh posted:

im the guy that works for landscapeing weed wacking at 7 am sharp.

Well gently caress you then, rear end in a top hat. I hate you.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Howard Beale posted:



*downstairs portuguese neighbor goes out fishing and dies in boating accident*

*it's cool the family is being taken care of but who keeps burning the loving fish*

The sea will pay for what it did

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The square parquet flooring kept making me think I was playing the Sims when I was arranging my furniture after moving in.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Oven is old enough that I had to buy a thermometer to put in there so I know when it was done preheating.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

PUGGERNAUT posted:

lol if your apartment oven actually works

Oven works, but two of thr ranges have trouble catching. They just let gas into the kitchen.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Little kid drives up and down hallway in a powerwheels while crying loudly.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Azuth0667 posted:

*gets 24hr notice about landlord coming to fix lovely tile floor.*
*goes out for the duration*
*comes back to contractors loving on the couch.*
*gets attitude after telling them to :frogout:.*

Living in the dorms was so much better.

Lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bean posted:

I think there's an entire generation of goons who haven't read about Martin Random's room mate, so: http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/lovely-roommate/

That thread is responsible for me joining this website

Proclick

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like that the old cat found a new friend.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

haljordan posted:

We would have neighborhood cats come to our back door sometimes and merp when I was growing up, my parents would always let them inside. They'd chill out for a little bit and then wander back home.

What does merp mean?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

swims posted:

Was he the secrets of the White House guy? That thread owned.

Yes that was him.

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