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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

*file maitainence report because air conditioner sounds like a jet harrier taking off when it comes in at 3am*

*nothing is broken they are just like that*

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I'm the paper thin drywall that turns complex into Penthouse Forums every night

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I am the electric range coil installed at a 30 degree from flat angle so you have to half fill all your pots

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Robo Reagan posted:

we rented a house and once we moved out we got charged $1,000 for steam cleaning even though we specifically said we loving steam cleaned the carpets once all our furniture was out and we were locking the doors for the last time

cunts

Deposit is just an extra payment, you never get that poo poo back even if you were Mr. Clean himself.

Also, I am literally the guy eating peanut butter out of a jar for food at 2am because you're starving and everything in your place requires cooking, which would be fine except the fire alarms get set off by absolutely everything and ring through the whole building

Boiling water, windows open, oven fan on, BEEP BEEP BEEP...BEEP BEEP BEEP

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Sounds like the psycho neighbor is you, friend

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