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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Landlord/maintenance runs out of white paint.

Uses another coat of primer.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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"It's not a leak. It's just condensation."

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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*Is illiterate*

*Buys a bunch of sudafed*

Bathtub chemistry time!


edit - not me, just some very interesting neighbors. Incidentally, they gave out their address to meth heads they intended to scam. Made going in and out of the front door a lot of fun for a couple of weeks.

phasmid fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Aug 26, 2015

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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sauer kraut posted:

e; glad to see that I'm not the only one ITT sleeping with a kitchen knife next to their bed

Yeah. Knives are nice since you don't have to waste time loading them. Sorry to hear you're next to poo poo people.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Al Borland posted:

At my dorm / apartment I had a roommate who was a want to be rapper with a 2 year old daughter. He was like 21.

1. Have a kid
2. Get an apartment

see also

1. Buy cart
2. Buy horse

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