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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007


Even wiggly dot Byfuglien in a jerk.

E: WHY THE HELL ARE WE DRESSING CURTIS McE IN A PLAYOFF GAME?

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Sep 23, 2015

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Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
I am upset I couldn't shut out Phoenix for all four games. I guess 145 minutes is good enough (well, not really, since I lost the game).

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

ThinkTank posted:

Even wiggly dot Byfuglien in a jerk.

E: WHY THE HELL ARE WE DRESSING CURTIS McE IN A PLAYOFF GAME?

Schneider was hurt during the game (DTD).

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 18th - East

New York Islanders vs. New York Rangers -- Rangers lead 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: None
Game 1 3-1 Rangers
Game 2 3-1 Rangers
Game 3 5-2 Islanders
Game 4 6-1 Rangers


April 18th - West

Nashville vs. San Jose-- Series is tied 2 games to 2
Key Injuries: Brad Marchand (NSH) DTD, Brendan Smith (SJ) DTD, Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 2 months
Game 1 5-3 Predators
Game 2 4-1 Predators
Game 3 5-2 Sharks
Game 4 3-1 Sharks

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Sep 24, 2015

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 19th - East

Columbus vs. New Jersey -- New Jersey leads 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: Cory Scneider (CBJ) DTD, Marc Staal (CBJ) 6 months, Matthieu Perreault (CBJ) 1 month
Game 1 3-0 Devils
Game 2 4-1 Devils
Game 3 4-3 (OT) Blue Jackets
Game 4 3-1 Devils


Boston vs. Tampa Bay -- Tampa Bay 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: Thomas Vanek (BOS) 2 Weeks
Game 1 2-0 Lightning
Game 2 4-3 Bruins
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Lightning
Game 4 3-2 (OT) Lightning



Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa -- Ottawa leads 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: Deryk Engelland (PIT) 3 months, David Krecji (OTT) 2 months
Game 1 4-2 Senators
Game 2 4-2 Senators
Game 3 4-1 Senators
Game 4 3-2 Penguins

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 19th - West

Colorado vs. Chicago -- Colorado leads 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: Drew Stafford (COL) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Avalanche
Game 2 4-3 (OT) Avalanche
Game 3 3-0 Avalanche
Game 4 5-3 Blackhawks



Anaheim vs. Los Angeles -- Anaheim leads 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: Carl Hagelin (ANA) 10 days, Logan Couture (LA) DTD, Pat Maroon (DTD)
Game 1 2-0 Ducks
Game 2 2-1 Ducks
Game 3 6-2 Kings
Game 4 6-3 Ducks


Phoenix vs. Dallas-- Dallas leads 3 games to 1
Key Injuries: Ryan Suter (PHX) DTD
Game 1 3-0 Stars
Game 2 2-0 Stars
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Coyotes
Game 4 3-0 Stars

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
They bumped the gently caress out of d-scoring/scoring/events in general in the new patch btw if people were really put off by these results.


e: actually not really events, it just seems like scoring in general -- goalies are nerfed.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



T-Bone posted:

April 18th - East


lmao at Fowler just loving bolting from the front of the net, leaving his man wide open to double-team the puck carrier.

T-Bone posted:

They bumped the gently caress out of d-scoring/scoring/events in general in the new patch btw if people were really put off by these results.


e: actually not really events, it just seems like scoring in general -- goalies are nerfed.

This would have been more useful a month ago.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 20th - East

New York Islanders vs. New York Rangers -- Rangers WIN 4 games to 1
Key Injuries: Martin Havlat (NYI) DTD
Game 1 3-1 Rangers
Game 2 3-1 Rangers
Game 3 5-2 Islanders
Game 4 6-1 Rangers
Game 5 2-1 Rangers


April 20th - West

Nashville vs. San Jose-- San Jose leads 3 games to 2
Key Injuries: Brendan Smith (SJ) DTD, Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 2 months
Game 1 5-3 Predators
Game 2 4-1 Predators
Game 3 5-2 Sharks
Game 4 3-1 Sharks
Game 5 4-3 (2OT) Sharks



For some reason the new update wiped highlights because I'm not seeing them in box scores so no gifs for now :o:

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Sep 28, 2015

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 21st - East

Columbus vs. New Jersey -- New Jersey leads 3 games to 2
Key Injuries: Cory Scneider (CBJ) DTD, Marc Staal (CBJ) 6 months, Matthieu Perreault (CBJ) 1 month
Game 1 3-0 Devils
Game 2 4-1 Devils
Game 3 4-3 (OT) Blue Jackets
Game 4 3-1 Devils
Game 5 5-4 (OT) Blue Jackets


Boston vs. Tampa Bay -- Tampa Bay leads 3 games to 2
Key Injuries: Thomas Vanek (BOS) 2 Weeks, David Pastrnak (DTD)
Game 1 2-0 Lightning
Game 2 4-3 Bruins
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Lightning
Game 4 3-2 (OT) Lightning
Game 5 4-1 Bruins


Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa -- Ottawa WINS 4 games to 1
Key Injuries: Deryk Engelland (PIT) 3 months, David Krecji (OTT) 2 months
Game 1 4-2 Senators
Game 2 4-2 Senators
Game 3 4-1 Senators
Game 4 3-2 Penguins
Game 5 4-0 Senators

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 21st - West

Colorado vs. Chicago -- Colorado WINS 4 games to 1
Key Injuries: Drew Stafford (COL) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Avalanche
Game 2 4-3 (OT) Avalanche
Game 3 3-0 Avalanche
Game 4 5-3 Blackhawks
Game 5 3-2 (OT) Avalanche


Anaheim vs. Los Angeles -- Anaheim WINS 4 games to 1
Key Injuries: Carl Hagelin (ANA) DTD
Game 1 2-0 Ducks
Game 2 2-1 Ducks
Game 3 6-2 Kings
Game 4 6-3 Ducks
Game 5 3-1 Ducks


Phoenix vs. Dallas-- Dallas WINS 4 games to 1
Key Injuries: Ryan Suter (PHX) DTD
Game 1 3-0 Stars
Game 2 2-0 Stars
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Coyotes
Game 4 3-0 Stars
Game 5 3-2 (2OT) Stars



all hail :gizz:

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

T-Bone posted:

April 20th - East

New York Islanders vs. New York Rangers -- Rangers WIN 4 games to 1
Key Injuries: Martin Havlat (NYI) DTD

Realism!

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Holy crap!

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
highlights are back so I guess they fixed something.


April 22nd - West

Nashville vs. San Jose-- San Jose WINS 4 games to 2
Key Injuries: Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 2 months
Game 1 5-3 Predators
Game 2 4-1 Predators
Game 3 5-2 Sharks
Game 4 3-1 Sharks
Game 5 4-3 (2OT) Sharks
Game 6 4-3 Sharks



April 23rd - East

Columbus vs. New Jersey -- New Jersey WINS 4 games to 2
Key Injuries: Cory Scneider (CBJ) DTD, Marc Staal (CBJ) 6 months, Matthieu Perreault (CBJ) 1 month
Game 1 3-0 Devils
Game 2 4-1 Devils
Game 3 4-3 (OT) Blue Jackets
Game 4 3-1 Devils
Game 5 5-4 (OT) Blue Jackets
Game 6 4-1 Devils


Boston vs. Tampa Bay -- Tampa Bay WINS 4 games to 2
Key Injuries: Thomas Vanek (BOS) 2 Weeks, David Pastrnak (DTD)
Game 1 2-0 Lightning
Game 2 4-3 Bruins
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Lightning
Game 4 3-2 (OT) Lightning
Game 5 4-1 Bruins
Game 6 4-0 Lightning



League Leaders



T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Second Round Matchups




The World Championships are also starting. I'll post a few updates here and there:





Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



McDonagh injured or just didn't make the cut over JM Likes?

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

eXXon posted:

McDonagh injured or just didn't make the cut over JM Likes?

May have turned it down. I think they actually have it programmed that star US players are more likely to not go lol

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I hold a press conference to encourage my fans to physically attack whichever Devils player it was that took out Schneider in game 3.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Kari Lehtonen with a .960 SV% and 3 shutouts. I hope he can continue with this historic performance.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 28th - East

New Jersey vs. New York Rangers -- New Jersey leads 1 game to 0
Key Injuries: Nicklas Jensen (NYR) 10 days
Game 1 5-2 Devils


Tampa Bay vs. Ottawa - Tampa Bay leads 1 game to 0
Key Injuries: David Krejci (OTT) 1 month
Game 1 6-0 Lightning



April 28th - West

Anaheim vs. San Jose - Anaheim leads 1 game to 0
Key Injuries: Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 1 month, Barclay Goodrow (SJ) DTD
Game 1 4-1 Ducks


Colorado vs. Dallas --Dallas leads 1 game to 0
Key Injuries: Marc-Edouard Vlasic (DAL) 2 weeks
Game 1 5-4 (OT) Stars

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Gotta love Runblad's decision to circle back to the point despite a wide open shot to lay it over Clistome to blast through oodles of traffic.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
I like that play because Rundblad has enough time to do a 360, have no one come after him so that he still has a wide-open shot, and he still passes to Clitsome.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 29th - West

Colorado vs. Dallas - Series is tied 1 game to 1
Key Injuries: Marc-Edouard Vlasic (DAL) 2 weeks
Game 1 5-4 (OT) Stars
Game 2 5-4 (OT) Avalanche




April 30th - East

New Jersey vs. New York Rangers - New Jersey leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Nicklas Jensen (NYR) 10 days, Johnny Gaudreau (NJ) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Devils
Game 2 3-1 Devils


Tampa Bay vs. Ottawa - Tampa Bay leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: David Krejci (OTT) 1 month
Game 1 6-0 Lightning
Game 2 2-1 (OT) Lightning




April 30h - West

Anaheim vs. San Jose - Series is tied 1 game to 1
Key Injuries: Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 1 month, Barclay Goodrow (SJ) DTD
Game 1 4-1 Ducks
Game 2 5-2 Sharks

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Oct 3, 2015

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Ottawa just setting up for the reverse sweep. Just wait.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
May 1st - East

Tampa Bay vs. Ottawa - Tampa Bay leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: David Krejci (OTT) 1 month
Game 1 6-0 Lightning
Game 2 2-1 (OT) Lightning
Game 3 3-1 Senators


May 1st- West

Colorado vs. Dallas - Dallas leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Marc-Edouard Vlasic (DAL) 2 weeks
Suspensions: Colin Wilson (DAL) Match Penalty
Game 1 5-4 (OT) Stars
Game 2 5-4 (OT) Avalanche
Game 3 3-1 Stars


May 2nd - East

New Jersey vs. New York Rangers - New Jersey leads 3 games to 0
Key Injuries: Nicklas Jensen (NYR) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Devils
Game 2 3-1 Devils
Game 3 5-3 Devils


May 2nd - West

Anaheim vs. San Jose - San Jose leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 1 month
Game 1 4-1 Ducks
Game 2 5-2 Sharks
Game 3 6-3 Sharks

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
oh hey yeah this, I'll update this TWICE today


e: I'm a filthy liar but I'll finish this sometime yeah

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Oct 20, 2015

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Did I get McDavid yet? I'll settle for Eichel too.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
sorry, I'll quicksim to the end of this soon or just resume general updates like nothing happened *whistles*

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I feel bad even posting this but I simmed to the end and the Devils won the Cup

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
The Flames won the lottery and took Eichel lol


ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Haha I forgot the Canucks traded out of the first round. Good for them.

Also two game 7s total, what a bland rear end playoffs.

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

T-Bone posted:

The Flames won the lottery and took Eichel lol




gently caress this noise

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
The Dallas Stars, the team I so expertly picked (and was so expertly given a free Klingberg), cruised to the Stanley Cup only to be crushed.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I simmed another season for shits and various giggles:





McDavid and Eichel both did put up around 65 points and got their teams into the playoffs.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Did the Canucks seriously trade out of the first round again? What did they get and where did they finish?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Could have done worse than Hanifin, I guess. And hey, at least my fantasy GM didn't blow a #1 pick on Alex DeBrincat.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

T-Bone posted:

I simmed another season for shits and various giggles:





McDavid and Eichel both did put up around 65 points and got their teams into the playoffs.

of course Auston Matthews goes to Edmonton. Of course.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

ThinkTank posted:

Did the Canucks seriously trade out of the first round again? What did they get and where did they finish?







T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
The funny deals are probably my favorite thing about that season:




















Feaster was the GM when Ottawa won the Cup. Mike Gillis took over for Lou. Sakic fired Roy before they made the Finals (Mike Ramsay was the coach).

Jim Benning is still the Canucks GM. Andy Moog is the coach. Chris Lamoriello is the GM in Toronto (Don Hay as coach). Ron Francis took over for Rutherford in Pittsburgh.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jan 22, 2016

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

mennoknight posted:

gently caress this noise

hey it worked out:









Semin is still destroying the league btw:

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jan 22, 2016

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