Choose the next Two-Fisted Fantasy game This poll is closed. |
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The Forge of the Cocksmith | 15 | 22.39% | |
The Treasure of Skytrap Temple | 10 | 14.93% | |
Void Racers | 21 | 31.34% | |
goku | 21 | 31.34% | |
Total: | 67 votes |
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Two-Fisted Fantasy was a gamebook series that was around for the 80s. It was basically a cheap knockoff of the Fighting Fantasy series of books but it had its fans, until it went out of business in suspicious circumstances in '89. Only a few copies of their works survive to this day - one of them was The Sword of the Bastard Elf, which I inflicted on you a little while back. Well, today I came into possession of three more of their titles and would like your help in picking which one to run with next. It'll take a week or two to get prepared after the voting's done but this time I won't let grease fires, a nerve-damaged hand or scanner issues stop me from scanning in a book. I'll run the most popular of these choices and some time after the thread is concluded I'll post up the fully playable video game version which I will make in order to preserve these precious nuggets of nostalgia. The Forge of the Cocksmith (#8) Set on one of the Demonic Planes, in this adventure you are a journeyman Cocksmith, servant to a demonic Phalloknight. Your master has received an order for a complete suit of armour for his phallic lord and its steed, but suddenly dies in mysterious circumstances. Now you are in line to get all the wealth and glory and be granted the title of Master Cocksmith - but only if you can beat the other aspiring cocksmiths in gathering the plans, tools and special equipment at the forge. Play as an ancestral spirit (temporarily) inhabitating a goblin, an evil old crone, an immortal skeleton or a gang of four ruthless pixies - but beware because the characters you don't pick will be racing against you and trying to sabotage your efforts. The Treasure of Skytrap Temple (#10) A drunk in Bilgeton's Hoary Boar spills the beans about a great treasure hidden in the distant Skytrap Temple. Far in the mountainous North it has never been plundered, but that's about to change. Set out with your band of adventurers, find the Temple, evade its dangers and seize the riches for yourself. You can choose to command a customisable party of humans and dwarfs from Bilgeton, a skeleton workcrew, a band of goblins and batfolk or a pack of wolfmen and barbarians. TIme is of the essence though because this drunk has told everyone, and the groups you don't pick will also be on the trail. You've chosen Void Racers (#11) You are the intrepid captain of your civilisation's only long-range spaceship. Pursued by an implacable enemy that has wiped out your home planet, your mission is to seek out and colonise an inhabitable world rumoured to be somewhere out there in the dangerous and uncharted Void Nebula. Play as the remnants of four spacefaring civilisations: the United States of Humanity, the robotic Disco Alliance, the Catte Empire or the reptiloids of the Cayman Republic. Assemble your crew but be warned - not only are you being pursued but the other species are also racing into the Void! Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Aug 28, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:37 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:13 |
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Skytrap Temple looks like fun, also there are titties. I vote #10.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:10 |
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Forge of the Cocksmith
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:30 |
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Void Racers sounds exciting! It's time for FISTS. IN. SPAAAAAACE!
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:58 |
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hard to vote against a cock smith if we're being honest
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:09 |
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Claven666 posted:Forge of the Cocksmith
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:10 |
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I like adventures set on the lower planes, so the first one.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:13 |
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Robotic Disco Alliance is a great name and I wish I had thought of it. Having said that Forge on to the Cocksmith
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:17 |
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The Treasure of Skytrap Temple 'cause I've got a feeling that I've played The Forge of the Cocksmith and Void Racers before. edit: Wasn't Void Racers thought to be quite risqué for its day with all the space organs? Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Aug 23, 2015 |
# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:33 |
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Guys I know one of the titles has the word "cock" in it and that is a funny word but we just did a fantasy one, let's go sci-fi for the next one. Let's get our Void Race on. e: also I am preemptively voting we do a Catte run
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:00 |
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Voidracers, no doubt about it.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:41 |
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Gotta go with Goku. Let's see that Toriyama style.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:48 |
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Hogge Wild posted:The Treasure of Skytrap Temple 'cause I've got a feeling that I've played The Forge of the Cocksmith and Void Racers before. Void Racers is still considered risqué but mainly for being horrible. You may be thinking of Applewhite's opus Space Tits and rear end which was pretty risqué for 2015. loquacius posted:Guys I know one of the titles has the word "cock" in it and that is a funny word but we just did a fantasy one, let's go sci-fi for the next one. Let's get our Void Race on. Yeah once you get past the use of the word "cocksmith" five times every paragraph it's another fantasy slog but the characters are unusual, especially if you do a pixie run. All of these are going to be a bit shorter than The Sword of the Bastard Elf but you'll get a complete book out of it so you can replay options we don't take in the thread. I'll be using something like Undum to put that together but I can also make a PDF of the full gamebook if the interest is there.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:11 |
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I would love to play Voidracers, since I like Two Fisted Adventures and Space T&A.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:23 |
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Void Racers
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:32 |
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Yessssss The d&d sounding one Is my first choice but the whole time I was reading bastard elf I was guessing the next theme would be space so my vote goes to the void. Cock Smith has a nice premise but cock and phallo jokes are too oglaf for this sophisticated e-society.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:36 |
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Let's race the void. I died to the trans-gendered space kraken 4 times in a row!
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:41 |
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Gilganixon posted:Void Racers is still considered risqué but mainly for being horrible. You may be thinking of Applewhite's opus Space Tits and rear end which was pretty risqué for 2015. That was more of a one hand tightly grasping fantasy
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:43 |
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I ripped so much of Space Tits's mythos off of what little I remembered from Void racers. I think GBS deserves to see the source material.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:18 |
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void racer x
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:27 |
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void racers sounds loving boring
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:39 |
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Voidcock Skytrap
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:42 |
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Void Racers is in the lead by a pretty large margin so I thought it'd be worth telling you a little more about it. Some sketches from the 2FF forums: From left to right:
Luckily we get to play as the captain rather than these engineering schlubs. I may be remembering this all wrong so we might find things a little different when we open the books. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Aug 24, 2015 |
# ? Aug 24, 2015 00:37 |
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Claven666 posted:Forge of the Cocksmith
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:00 |
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Forge of the the Cocksmith I must know his lore.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:03 |
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no im not
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:25 |
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Agag posted:Forge of the the Cocksmith They're a race of giant dick demons that are organised into a feudal system. The knights spend all their time warring with each other for honour and lands, taking time out only to raid the other dimensions for slaves and serfs to tend to their estates and provide the food, armour and labour needed to support the Phalloknight in a lifetime of war and training for war. The Phalloknights Errant are the lowest rung, usually unlanded sons (don't ask me how these things breed). They do most of the raiding for slaves and are constantly jousting to make a name for themselves. Above them there are Phalloknights of the Realm of various stature depending on the quality of their lands, then Barons, Counts and Dukes which wage war on each other ceaselessly and provide the justification for a lot of the Phalloknight warring and questing. Basically it's Crusader Kings with evil, armoured Likpas. In Forge you're a high-ranked slave for a regular Phalloknight hoping to gain the attention of your lord and his superiors with your skills. Lot of words about dicks right here. Pick posted:no im not ):
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 11:57 |
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Skytrap Temple is a tricky one. It's like an old Sierra game in book form in that bullshit traps out of nowhere insta-kill you
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 12:15 |
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freelop posted:Skytrap Temple is a tricky one. It's not that bad but you have to be really careful about your party composition. If someone you need gets skewered you can be locked out of winning, and the time limit is really tough.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 12:26 |
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Void raiders with Captain Kerk, space hero
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 12:33 |
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I wrote a little bit about the other two books but not much about Skytrap, thought I'd fill you in on that while waiting on the poll. Forge is focused on crafting (finding and combing items like we did in Sword of the Bastard Elf) and Void is about ship and crew management but Skytrap is about leading a party through a quest. At the start of the adventure you roll your main character and pick out your party from a bunch of cards available to each team. In each battle or situation you give a task to each character and this gives you a lot of flexibility in how you do things. Characters can be wounded or killed and you may encounter new people to add to your group as you go along. At the start you can pick from four factions: Human, Skeleton, Goblin and Wolf Tribe, each of which have different abilities.
While a lot of the gameplay is about beating the other groups to the treasure it's also about managing your party and interactions between characters. The game book sometimes checks if two people are present in the party and many characters have abilities similar to Karol's from Sword of the Bastard Elf where you jump forward to a different paragraph if you see a certain word or phrase. Anyway enough from me about the books, I'll wait out the poll and just answer any questions that come up in the meantime.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 23:26 |
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Hell yeah, goku is neck and neck with Void Racers. It's been ages since I properly read through goku, I'm really looking forward to it.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 23:41 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:Hell yeah, goku is neck and neck with Void Racers. It's been ages since I properly read through goku, I'm really looking forward to it. Void Racers wins. I reckon it should start mid September, stay tuned. Sucks because I had the entirety of Goku scanned in and ready to go. GBS is always full of surprises.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:47 |