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Awful Survivor returns after a bit of a layover, and I'm steering this ship once again! Prepare yourself for the Each week, there will be two challenges and two tribal councils. At the challenges, you compete for Immunity. If you have immunity, you are 100% safe. You will be guaranteed to not go home. It's easily the most important prize to have, and it literally makes zero sense to throw competitions to attain it. Plus, we are introducing a new mechanic this season. If you perform well and win at challenges, you as an individual can earn AWFULBUX What this ingame currency can be used for will be made clear later in the game. Trust me, you want to collect as many as you can. There is also the Hidden Immunity Idol: The Hidden Idol this time still works the same. When played while the votes are cast but before they are read, anyone who has a Hidden Immunity Idol played on them, will have all votes for them that Tribal Council canceled out, and the person with the next highest number of votes will go home. This season, there is only one Hidden Idol. There will be no clues for it. If it's used, it's gone forever. If you're holding it and fail to play it and get voted out, it's gone forever. You will know when you've found it as it self identifies as a Hidden Immunity Idol. Where it is hidden, nobody knows. 16 players, two tribes, six weeks, one survivor. It's up to you to decide how you will win. Weekly Schedule Monday: Challenge usually around 7:00pm EST Tuesday: Tribal Council usually around 6:00pm EST, Midnight deadline Wednesday: Challenge usually around 7:00pm EST Thursday: Tribal Council usually around 6:00pm EST, Midnight deadline La'Beouf Tribe THE FINAL TWO WINNER Murmur Twin RUNNER UP Winvirus Challenges & Tribal Councils Immunity Challenge 01: Break Stuff|||Tribal Council 01 Immunity Challenge 02: Perotless Ships|||Tribal Council 02 Immunity Challenge 03: Eat The Musical Eggs|||Tribal Council 03 (Double Tribal) Immunity Challenge 04: French Stewart presents The 9th Edition Donny Brook Quotation Hell Memorial|||Tribal Council 04 Immunity Challenge 05: Awful Fillmaff Feud|||Tribal Council 05 (Merge) Immunity Challenge 06: Awful Auction|||Tribal Council 06 Immunity Challenge 07: Not Cards Against Humanity|||Tribal Council 07 Immunity Challenge 08: High Stakes Hidato|||Tribal Council 08 Immunity Challenge 09: Pure Panic Pairup Knockout|||Tribal Council 09 (Survivor Panic Double Vote Night) Immunity Challenge 10: The Oregoon Trail|||Tribal Council 10 Immunity Challenge 11: Forum Scavenging Race|||Tribal Council 11 Immunity Challenge 12: Snake|||Tribal Council 12 Immunity Challenge 13: Fill-A-Busta|||Tribal Council 13 The Final Tribal Council The Jury Meinberg VOTE MURMUR TWIN Ironic Twist VOTE WINVIRUS Max Peck VOTE MURMUR TWIN JakeP VOTE WINVIRUS imgay VOTE MURMUR TWIN Tremendous Taste VOTE WINVIRUS Fast Luck VOTE MURMUR TWIN curiousCat VOTE MURMUR TWIN Previously Voted Out Players Dragonatrix Nexal Magnus Gallant Blanketspace Bowmore K-Paradox Rules for the game The following rules all apply to the game. However, just to make sure that the game isn't thrown into disarray, signing up for this game, you are effectively ing yourself for any rule with a in it. Violating these big-time rules will result in a ban. It's not that hard to not cheat.
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Players Ralp Tribe Username: JakeP A/S/L30 male Boston Why I'm going to win: I went into Awful Big Brother pretty cocky, and am trying to approach this more realistically and just trying to do my best. I understand that things happen outside of my control, so I guess I will just try to position myself the best I can to last into the late game. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: sell it so i can buy heroes of the storm skins in the hit blizzard team brawler Heroes of the Storm write me a poem. no plagiarising. "Farted out my butt and it smells real stink when my cat smelled it I gave her a wink i shat my pants on the forth of july i kept wearin those pants and now I have flies me and my flies kick it just right playin with my fly buddies drat near all night get real high when I huff on dat glue if you're lucky ill share some with you Never wash your clothes because then you'll get a rash Only bathe for christmas " Username: imgay A/S/L 24 male florida Why I'm going to win: you gotta play hard to get hard and im very hard What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: video games write me a poem. no plagiarising. "I'm ripping through this noise Playing with all my naughty toys. You gotta love all the boys. Even in bed sometimes we coys" Username: Magnus Gallant A/S/L 25 m NC Why I'm going to win: I have a beard What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: Buy a bunch of books I have on my save for later page. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "I am a cheeseball, I am very small. " Username: Ironic Twist A/S/L 24 Male NJ Why I'm going to win: I stay level-headed, and when I'm not, at least I'm charming about it. I can outplay you and make you love me for it. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: Buy books, and then buy more books. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "I'm one, you're two's. I bleed, you bruise. I sprint, you cruise. I'm rhythm, you're blues. I work, pay dues. You're spent, old news. Die when? You choose. I win, you lose." Username: bowmore A/S/L 27 Male Oztralia Why I'm going to win: Because I have learned what needs to be done, also I am tenacious. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: "buy paper cards that I will used to play paper fight men or buy my cat a toy" write me a poem. no plagiarising. "baby if you call my name woah oh we can kiss the night away" Username: curiousCat A/S/L 24 F Tampa/FL/USA Why I'm going to win: I probably won't! Statistically, that's the truth. But I love strategy games and the like, so I do think that I will have a good chance as long as I can keep up with the social side of things. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: Probably buy things to draw on, like placemats and bedsheets write me a poem. no plagiarising. "What is a poem? what are the requirements? is haiku okay?" Username: fast luck A/S/L 33 m md Why I'm going to win: there's 18 people. im not going to win. if im going to actually confront the question though i guess id say... because of large amounts of care. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: ask it to be sent to my paypal like mmm did, thats money in the bank yo Mod note: After issues with a prior request of this nature, this will not be a fulfillable request. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "if poetry class is in session then teach us all a lesson show us youre clever with the best tree mail ever" Username: Tremendous Taste A/S/L 23 Male EST, probably Why I'm going to win: Probably won't, but I might be the best player. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: I'm going to use it to fund some desperate author to write a history of awful survivor write me a poem. no plagiarising. "I join, hesitant. Do I have more to prove here? Without a win, yes." Radium Tribe Username: Meinberg A/S/L 32 Male The Land of the Forgotten Why I'm going to win: "The tempest blows, and the world wracks. Chaos has been allowed to linger for too long. A new hand is needed to return to these lands, to unite the people in a spirit of joy and understanding. Not a cruel tyrant, but a builder of consensus and a sharer of dreams. A man who make the impossible real, and bring forth the wonder of a lost age. I will show all the light of the world, the pain that they have lost, and the glories that they rejoice in. And I will let them bring me to victory." What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: I shall acquire fine drink and cheese. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "drip dripdirippippp tiny little shadows dancing heavy memories fresh on the brow awak en to devestation and heartily call to lost paths and poor remembrance of times gone by the sleeper has awoken past is prologue new chapters now" Username: Dragonatrix A/S/L 23 M United Kingdom Why I'm going to win: Because I am cool and awesome and perfect. Also because I know what pitfalls to avoid but still somehow fall in them and make it look like I planned that. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: Keep hold of it for until I think I really need it, but forget I have it a few days later. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "roses are red woodchips are beige i lost the key to let you out of that cage" Username: K-ParAdoX A/S/L 30 Male I guess West Haven, CT Why I'm going to win: Because I can be a shitbag while still following the "don't be a shitbag" rules. I'm hilarious and weird, and people think I'm the nicest guy around. I put french fries on my cheeseburger and wear a silly hat every third Wednesday of the solstice. Your hair is pretty. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: I will either be responsible and use it for expensive school poo poo or I'll get a really lovely graphics card so I can play games on my PC. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "Mary had a little lamb It's fleece as white as snow I killed it for a coat and food Now weeping Mary is my ho" Username: Blanketspace A/S/L 19 Male Tucson, Arizona, USA Why I'm going to win: I'm a very competitive person despite being friendly and personable. I will push my own agenda, and I will negotiate with others to my benefit if I can. I'm a student, so I can put a decent amount of my life into this. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: Have a dedicated fund for AV cables and house sundries! write me a poem. no plagiarising. "its a prose poem ok “Dad?” I wondered, two gentle syllables forming from one, rolling across the lush deep green lawn of late summer, buying time for the thoughts still forming as the words began. “Why can’t I be an adult?” “Mom?” I mused, my curiosity aroused, thoughts coming more quickly now. The words flashed, glimmering with insight and intensity. “Is the world you see as lovely as the one you paint?” I never heard the reply, because I never truly dared ask. I believe I already know, and it’s out there, stashed in the hushed and darkened recesses of my golden childhood." Username: Murmur Twin A/S/L 35 female Boston Why I'm going to win: I won once, suck at challenges, and won't be here on the 23rd (I'm going to a music festival from Aug 21-3rd and will be driving home on the 24th) so it's entirely likely I will be one of the first people eliminated. I enjoy the challenge. What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: If history is any indication I will forget that I have it for a year and then let my boyfriend spend it on art supplies write me a poem. no plagiarising. "self-referential haiku, used to apply for awful survivor" Username: Nexal A/S/L 24 Male Utopia of Sweden Why I'm going to win: "If I were to win then that would mean that I socially bonded with the right people and managed to use them to my advantage to move forward in this game. Also nobody would want to eliminate the bartender. I deliver cocktail recipes of every player that gets voted out till I get voted out myself." What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: http://www.amazon.com/Think-Like-Ch...ds=donald+trump write me a poem. no plagiarising. "Autumn apples makes cocktails sour As it happens syrup is the thing to pour So that you have right balance before it's your hour This will give you power as if this poem was made for this hour" Username: Max Peck A/S/L 29 Male Ohio--I only live in states that are at least two-thirds vowels. Why I'm going to win: I've been practicing even harder (this is a lie), and will completely sweep the immunity challenges (this is also a lie). What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: "Board games, for sure this time! Or possibly a phone headset for work. One of the two." write me a poem. no plagiarising. "Empty, silent beach: The sun slowly warms it up For the next season (y'see, a haiku is supposed to contain a seasonal reference and... aw, skip it)" Username: winvirus A/S/L 24/immortal male georgia Why I'm going to win: hel;p What am I going to do with the LIFE CHANGING POCKET BOOK FATTENING SEVENTY FIVE DOLAR AMAZON DOT COM GIFT CARD: you said $100!!! also probably buy some games or something Mod note: we said $100 in prizes. 75 to winner and 25 to first runner up = 100. write me a poem. no plagiarising. "why am i voluntarily signing up for this hell this................................will not end well"
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The first challenge for Tribal Immunity will occur tomorrow, at 7:00PM EST. I'm going to take time right now to tell everyone to assume all challenges are not mobile friendly. Any failure to make a challenge or participate is on you, everything was laid out in the sign up thread when you applied.
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Whoever finds the idol can I please have it?
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JakeP posted:Whoever finds the idol can I please have it? Oh, and so JakeP begins by casting the card of the Fool, signifying the beginning of this, the new Hero's Journey.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:51 |
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curiousCat you're 24 and in tampa? i'm 24 and i grew up in tampa. wouldnt it be hilarious if we actually knew eachother irl
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:53 |
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Hi winv <3
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Tremendous Taste posted:Hi winv <3 my man.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:03 |
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im also 24 and in tampa
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Let us all be friends, and not descend into aggression or self-destructive behavior. Let us work together to see that our time here is the best for all involved. Through cooperation and honesty, we can become mighty.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:05 |
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imgay posted:im also 24 and in tampa whoa either of you go there through high school or nah
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:06 |
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i grew up in orlando, I just go to USF now
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imgay posted:i grew up in orlando, I just go to USF now whatcha studying?
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econ
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the term is "I am an economist"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:16 |
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well good luck buddy
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:18 |
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the opportunity cost of this game is your humanity
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:19 |
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I thought that was the opportunity cost of studying econ?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 21:20 |
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alliance of geographical convenience clearly
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tragedy of the commons
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winvirus posted:curiousCat you're 24 and in tampa? i'm 24 and i grew up in tampa. wouldnt it be hilarious if we actually knew eachother irl I am a military brat so this is doubtful I should mention
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 22:03 |
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I wanna send a confessional!!!!! >: (
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Tremendous Taste posted:I wanna send a confessional!!!!! >: ( Confessional: the Ralp tribe smells Secret bonus confessional: I'm pretty sure this joke's been done before but I don't care
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 22:52 |
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Sunday evenings with a taste of Japanese beer? Cheers for another game of Awful Survivor!
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 23:01 |
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i usually serve my beer on a bamboo mat and garnish with flowers
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 23:05 |
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bamboo mats are the strongest mats
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 23:13 |
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I've decided to exhibit the slightest bit of restraint and not install Skype on my phone this time. Namaste and hello nexal
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Tremendous Taste posted:I've decided to exhibit the slightest bit of restraint and not install Skype on my phone this time. so who am i talking too on skype then...
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Tremendous Taste posted:I've decided to exhibit the slightest bit of restraint and not install Skype on my phone this time. Namaste. How are you these days?
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imgay posted:so who am i talking too on skype then... I set my pc on autopilot Nexal posted:Namaste. How are you these days? I'm ok, all things considered. I hope the same, or better?
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Tremendous Taste posted:
Things are going well. I have gotten a new job and found some love along the way.
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That's wonderful! I'll have to keep pace
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Tremendous Taste posted:That's wonderful! I'll have to keep pace You have a fabulous avatar.
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curiousCat posted:I am a military brat so this is doubtful I should mention oh probably not then. its just always cool meeting people who are in tampa because its where i grew up, so thats my story, i hope you enjoyed it.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:28 |
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lol could you be more obvious???
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:50 |
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No, see, it's a brilliant bluff, the picture's actually really relevant.
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curiousCat posted:I am a military brat so this is doubtful I should mention Oh hey, I am also a military brat! I'm an old man, so it's unlikely we know we each other, but it's an interesting life experience that I can definitely relate to. My family was stationed over in Germany and England for the vast majority of my childhood, which was pretty nifty.
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Also, the image is clearly not important. Not important at all. Ignore the image.
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Meinberg posted:Also, the image is clearly not important. Not important at all. Ignore the image. Image is love, image is life.
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