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Paging Dad Gay. So What to the thread. Paging Dad Gay. So What. When DGSW was building bathyspheres for NASA, a millennial shat in his cereal bowl while texting.
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A millennial was rude to a shopkeep earlier today. I expect it was because they have no social skills from being on the internet all day.
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Aug 24, 2015 15:36
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I saw a millennial wearing bad fashion. "Maybe next time don't get your fashion tips from Tumblr!" I mumbled under my breath as I rolled my eyes at him.
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Aug 24, 2015 15:47
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I read in the news about a millennial who got in a car accident because of texting while driving. We don't have self-driving cars yet, buddy! Maybe if you'd stop sucking Google's dick for five minutes you could keep your eyes on the road.
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Aug 24, 2015 15:50
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dad gay. so what posted:they dont know how to use outlook Well duh, because they are always looking inwards.
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Aug 24, 2015 15:57
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Saw a millennial transcend into a being of radiant light on the subway the other day. Very inconsiderate! What ever happened to the ways of the flesh, amirite?
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Aug 24, 2015 16:09
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Questions Millennials ask: "Why is a monitor above a certain size called a TV?" "What is that symbol on the 'answer call' button on my phone supposed to represent?" "What's this tray that pops out of my dad's old computer?" "What's the 'save button' a picture of?" "What is that bright, hot light in the sky?"
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Aug 24, 2015 16:17
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Lol, maybe they would recognize it if they got a haircut once in a while 
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Aug 24, 2015 16:24
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Kix was a good cereal.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:06
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There is an island of garbage in the pacific ocean that is bigger than Australia. All of it is millennials' old phones and tablets.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:13
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lol a millennial held up the line at the burrito tuck today because he didn't have any cash on him (only credit). Sorry, millennial, we haven't switched to a bitcoin economy yet  I guess if you want to eat food out of a truck you'll just have to go downtown to where the fancy trucks are.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:37
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