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*digs through garbage behind 7/11* hmmm man theres some really good food here and idiots just threw it away
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*digs through the garbage behind a conoco gas station* hmmm food someone threw away? owl have some of that! *makes hooting noises*
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Aug 24, 2015 17:13
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*posts that Portlandia thing*
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Aug 24, 2015 17:15
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yeah man there's so much trust in the scene, and so many good people, y'know? we don't need things like money or centralized infrastructure to be happy *steals laptop at squat party, pawns it for beer money*
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Aug 24, 2015 17:17
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any time i get to post this makes me happy:
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Aug 24, 2015 17:17
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70% of my body was formed from Little Caesars pizza
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Aug 24, 2015 17:17
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*argues about hot dice scoring*
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Aug 24, 2015 17:20
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I knew a gutter punk named Jules who I brought back from death maybe three times, or maybe twice, when he had OD'd then he finally OD'd when I wasn't working in a spot where no one noticed him for a few hours and he was too far gone when the crew that got the call found him. He was a real jerk but I like jerks, especially jerks who have no cause and are constantly paying the price for being a jerk but keep it up anyway. RIP Jules, may you make work and be lovely about it for the employed wherever you are this day ~~~
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Aug 24, 2015 17:32
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gently caress everyone that isn't addicted to heroin and constantly frightening middle aged women, sounds fair to me.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:34
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an oogle's dog is called a doogle
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Aug 24, 2015 17:35
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brb gotta go put a bunch of safety pins through my face and use the blood to paint a swastika on my chest
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Aug 24, 2015 18:02
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Smells like poo
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Aug 24, 2015 18:03
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JiveHonky posted:Smells like poo the smell of freedom
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Aug 24, 2015 18:06
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*Panhandles a good 150 yards ahead of the homeless veteran without a leg* *texts mom behind cardboard sign with anarchy sigils on it*
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Aug 24, 2015 18:10
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*gets beaten into coma by union pacific railroad guards for rail hopping, is left to die hundreds if not thousands of miles away from the life i once had and the family that once loved me*
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Aug 24, 2015 18:13
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Get on outta here! You hear me? Get, deeze my parts, whatchya doin in my parts? Have you no respect for the God Heluth? Whatchya got? Any shmokes? Got shmokes? Whatchya got? Whatchya doin here round my parts?
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Aug 24, 2015 18:13
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Careful rows of aluminum studs from head shop; blacklight reactive laces on my docs
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Aug 24, 2015 18:25
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*steals a dog*
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Aug 24, 2015 18:40
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*Goes down to the dog factory and gets an identical brown/black Shepard/Lab mix like every other crust punk out there* Seriously where do they find all these identical dogs.
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Aug 24, 2015 19:26
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do they get upset if you buy the dog a sandwich but dont get them anything
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Aug 24, 2015 20:03
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*eats leg of lamb off the sidewalk* "If it's good enough for the flies, it's good enough for me!"
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Aug 24, 2015 21:07
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Last night I was waiting for the bus at 11pm and this dude bikes up with a baby stroller attached to the bike and he's got a cig in his mouth and he's digging in all the trash cans for aluminum cans which he throws into the stroller and he blew a mean snot rocket into the road right in front of me.
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Aug 24, 2015 21:09
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*gets really mad when called gutter trash* *gets another face tattoo*
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Aug 24, 2015 21:19
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*Follows terrible bands around the country, smells like a farm and bothers people for spare change* HEY IM STUCK IN YOUR CITY CAN I BORROW TWENTY BUCKS? 
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Oi.
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Aug 25, 2015 00:28
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"hey man you got 75 cents for a phone call?"
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*does heroin*
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Aug 25, 2015 17:44
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*getting arrested for aggressive panhandling and contributing to a minor,all because the pigs saw me sharing a 40 with my 17 year old runaway girlfriend. Who by the way is 4 months pregnant by another dude. But I don't care because I love her, when I get out of county I'm going to get my poo poo together and marry her. (This actually something that happened to a guy I worked with, he quit his job to go see the world but ended up being hit trying to cross a busy freeway)
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Aug 26, 2015 01:54
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*claims to be destitute, always has a fresh pack of smokes* *stands on the corner with a "clever" sign about "needing money for ninja school"/"let's be honest, I need beer money" that some other actually funny hobo came up with a decade ago, and I just saw it on the internet when I still lived with my middle-class parents*
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Aug 26, 2015 01:57
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They steal all of that poo poo from older hobos who may or may not be clever. Tbh, I don't really think that *cute* poo poo makes anyone more money - it just gulls people who are easily parted from it. "Ninjas killed my family" Thanks for easing my conscience as I spend my remaining cash on frills.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:08
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everything i need i can fit in the basket of this little girl's bike i stole
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Aug 26, 2015 02:11
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I am mentally ill and require immediate assistance yet I lack the verbosity required to present my thoughts and needs in a coherent manner.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:18
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Anyone that can actually differentiate between all the different punk subcultures of what is already a subculture must be a complete tool.
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Hobohemian posted:Anyone that can actually differentiate between all the different punk subcultures of what is already a subculture must be a complete tool. http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/
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