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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
http://www.rehabs.com/assessments/alcohol-addiction-quiz/

You don't have to give your email at the end of the quiz, thankfully. I scored a 1 on the MAST test, which means I'm not a problem drinking in the slightest. How alcoholic are you, GBS?

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
my score is over 9000, op

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Libelous Slander posted:

my score is over 9000, op

Sounds like you're in serious need of detox and rehabilitation under the supervision of trained medical staff.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I don't drink alcohol very often because I hate the taste of it.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Keg posted:

I don't drink alcohol very often because I hate the taste of it.

your username and avatar is problematic then

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

You scored a 7. According to the MAST test your results indicate that you are a problem drinker with a strong likelihood of harmful and hazardous drinking habits.
It is recommended you seek a professional evaluation to help you control your problems with alcohol.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
rehabs.com


They have a financial interest in making people think they have a problem

This test isn't trustworthy

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You scored a 9. According to the MAST test your results indicate that you are a problem drinker with a strong likelihood of harmful and hazardous drinking habits.

It is recommended you seek a professional evaluation to help you control your problems with alcohol.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
69

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
I didn't read a single word in this thread or click on any links within. Thank you. Bye.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Results: Nick Nolte

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Mine said I was 100 percent baller as gently caress.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I piss cum and cum schnapps

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Libelous Slander posted:

my score is over 9000, op

But that's... Impossible!

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

coldplay chiptunes posted:

I didn't read a single word in this thread or click on any links within. Thank you. Bye.

You should. The alcoholic GBS posters, of which there are several, are reporting in. I hope they get the help they need!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I got David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger off a motel toilet floor

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I scored a 420, OP.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
You scored a 10. According to the MAST test your results indicate that you are a problem drinker with a strong likelihood of harmful and hazardous drinking habits.

It is recommended you seek a professional evaluation to help you control your problems with alcohol.



lol drinking owns

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I scored a 420, OP.

Wait, I was wrong before, this is also my score.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Keg posted:

I don't drink alcohol very often because I hate the taste of it.

lol that's cute

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im too drunk to take the test

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
I scored a 4. Sounds like I need to step up my game :tinsley:

SUBLIME!
Mar 7, 2009

my quiver is full~
i also got a 4 but it could be that i'm lying to myself

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Got a 2 on MAST. Gotta step up my game.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
14

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i dont drink at all but i love drinking until i pass/black out

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

6 on Audit. Shameful... I should bump everything up by one next time and see how much of an alcoholic I really am.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
I don't drink but I do practise self-abuse perhaps more regularly than is healthy

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
100% yay me!

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
my score is 69 420 XD

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i scored a 12 on the MAST

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I did this test, but replaced drinking with VideoGames and scored a 3.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

14 because I would never give up on a lover even when times get a little rough

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

scored a 5

just 5

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I got a 5. Hell, I'm drunk right now..

numberoneposter posted:

scored a 5

just 5

:hfive:

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i would've scored higher but some of the questions on mast were "have you ever sought help for your drinking" and what kind of sissy bitch does that

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
unless they were talking about keg stands

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
11. Bunch of loving amateur turkeys in here

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Nefarious posted:

unless they were talking about keg stands

Big rear end beer bongs count too

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the only time i ask for help regarding my drinking is FOR MY OLD LADY TO GRAB ME ANOTHER BEER FROM THE FRIDGE!!!!

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