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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
margarita:

1 part Cointreau


2 parts tequila


1 full juicy-rear end lime


Add all that poo poo into a shaker with ice. Shake that poo poo hard.

Rim (LOL) a glass with salt mixed in with chili powder. if you're dumb here's instructions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKvqwD5DVBU

Pour the liquid over a strainer into the rimmed glass

Then add:

2 slices of jalapeño


1 thin slice of cucumber


VOILA the best margarita u can get.


Now share your drink recipes Goons!!! :D

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

can you add cum

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Yes if ur making it for a loved one

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
+lime

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



gently caress da Mods posted:

Yes if ur making it for a loved one

no love just cum = good username

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



social vegan posted:

no love just cum = good username

and a better cocktail

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
i just made this up what do you think


Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

gbaby posted:

i just made this up what do you think




have u tried it yet? can u use like country time or like real oranges lol

YarPirate
May 17, 2003
Hellion
Dead nazi:

2oz Jaegermeister
2oz Rumplemintz

real good if you have a cough or it's cold out

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

gently caress da Mods posted:

margarita:

1 part Cointreau


2 parts tequila


1 full juicy-rear end lime


Add all that poo poo into a shaker with ice. Shake that poo poo hard.

Rim (LOL) a glass with salt mixed in with chili powder. if you're dumb here's instructions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKvqwD5DVBU

Pour the liquid over a strainer into the rimmed glass

Then add:

2 slices of jalapeño


1 thin slice of cucumber


VOILA the best margarita u can get.


Now share your drink recipes Goons!!! :D

Just showed this to my Mexican coworker and he said "White people need to knock that poo poo the gently caress off."

Agreed, Jorge, agreed.


As per a real drink that won't be sipped by fags with handle bar mustaches at a rectal-G-spot convention

2 shots of Bourbon

4 pieces of ice

Fill the rest of the glass with club soda

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

YarPirate posted:

Dead nazi:

2oz Jaegermeister
2oz Rumplemintz

real good if you have a cough or it's cold out

like i said, only good nazi is a dead nazi :D

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
x36

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Booblord Zagats posted:

Just showed this to my Mexican coworker and he said "White people need to knock that poo poo the gently caress off."

Agreed, Jorge, agreed.


lol ur mexican coworker is a human being then, im mexican and this is teh best way to drink it, no ice just chilled, no smoothie, just liquid n lime. human being jorge is probably an idiot who thinks cuervo is good lmbo

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Becks


Reef



BEEF

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Booblord Zagats posted:


As per a real drink that won't be sipped by fags with handle bar mustaches at a rectal-G-spot convention

2 shots of Bourbon

4 pieces of ice

Fill the rest of the glass with club soda

Sounds pretty mediocre but i like my bourbon neat :D

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Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Lemon posted:

Becks


Reef



BEEF

GET BEEFY :D

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ive got a little drink i call the "cooler" thats good for drinking every night until your organs shut down

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
pour 80 proof+ liquor into a shotglass or rocks glass

drink it

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

dad gay. so what posted:

ive got a little drink i call the "cooler" thats good for drinking every night until your organs shut down

well post the recipe my man :D

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

gently caress da Mods posted:

Sounds pretty mediocre but i like my bourbon neat :D

I like Bourbon and ok-whiskey mixed. I like Scotch/good whiskey neat.

And Jorge is an 1800 guy when he doesn't have that mezcal he gets when he's in Naco

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
mezcal tastes like mushrooms, i like tequila blanco 1800 is ok, so what if i like to enfuse it with my dick/cucumerbs

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

well post the recipe my man :D

9 parts water
1 part anti-freeze

mix. enjoy.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

dad gay. so what posted:

9 parts water
1 part anti-freeze

mix. enjoy.

you're always "on" huh? i want to know the real gay dad posting not just that walrus av

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

gently caress da Mods posted:

you're always "on" huh? i want to know the real gay dad posting not just that walrus av

we're always basically leaning up against the earth

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

gently caress da Mods posted:

mezcal tastes like mushrooms, i like tequila blanco 1800 is ok, so what if i like to enfuse it with my dick/cucumerbs

Another good recipe


1 bottle of lovely yet sweet red wine

3 cups actual orange juice

juice from 3 limes

juice from 1 lemon

juice from 1 cup sweet black cherries

4 shots of tequila


Some good as gently caress Sangria

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
part 1: booxze
part 2: my mouth
bing boom bing

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like to mix whiskey and cola and also gin and tonic water with a lime wedge or cucumber slice

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
here's acutally something pretty good from Spain—olé

Red wine + Coca Cola

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
have you ever gone around the morning after a big party and mixed the remains of all the drinks you find around the place into one big drink and slam it down? We called that one the Miller Low-Life back in college

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sometimes when the liquor cabinet was getting low back in college I'd just mix the very end of every bottle together and drink that.

called that one The Fat Kid cause it was the "last pick" of every bottle (like how fat kidsare picked last at sports)

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Ha these are good! I guess everyone can drink on a budget...lol

How about some more adult / non-college drinks bud?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i had a few but i forgot

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you can make a really good drink out of nicotine gum and lite beer

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Nooner posted:

have you ever gone around the morning after a big party and mixed the remains of all the drinks you find around the place into one big drink and slam it down? We called that one the Miller Low-Life back in college

Yes, and was reminded of that taste when I tried a Bud Light Lime-a-rita.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
water (from the tap)

ice (also from tap)

drink until quenched

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Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

whoflungpoop posted:

water (from the tap)

ice (also from tap)

drink until quenched

:D well, hydrate or diedrate!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
you alienated ppl w/ rude talk thats why you gotta keep it tight and lean... just smooth posting

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Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

you alienated ppl w/ rude talk thats why you gotta keep it tight and lean... just smooth posting

this is a thread to post drinks! so far everyone having a good time bud! :D

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

gently caress da Mods posted:

this is a thread to post drinks! so far everyone having a good time bud! :D

oh ok

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100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Put ice in glass.
Add gin to glass.
Drink gin.

If you're feeling fancy add a slice of cucumber in there.

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