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extra stout posted:does a religion lose credibility when it says that the page that says to kill all gays is from god, but the page that says they can't eat lobster is not from god? no, just if you eat lobster you are going to a lake of fire next to the queers people need to read more into this
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They should just have tubes at the tables that dump out fried shrimp, people two-fisting mounds of shrimp down their gullets until they are bursting at the seams with shrimp, tears of cocktail sauce, unfastened belts, standing on the tables in triumphant stances proclaiming "I love shrimp!", children making shrimp Angels, tossing shrimp into the air with reckless abandon, parents watching it all and washing it down with a complimentary box of white wine. This but unironically, like on some I Have A Dream poo poo, I have been to the mountaintop and I saw shrimp.
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extra stout posted:does a religion lose credibility when it says that the page that says to kill all gays is from god, but the page that says they can't eat lobster is not from god? The religion is consistent, it's the believers that are selectively applying it 
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Aug 28, 2015 20:24
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Bold Robot posted:This but unironically, like on some I Have A Dream poo poo, I have been to the mountaintop and I saw shrimp. Everything can't be all shrimp all the time. Get a grip.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:29
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gently caress the people who fill up on the pasta based dishes during Endless Shrimp. Remind me again why even brought you.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:35
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All good things must come to an end. Maybe even Endless Shrimp?
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Aug 28, 2015 20:36
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I need for shrimp I scream for shrimp The crispness calls to me. The limitless opportunities teases me. The yearning for shrimp is almost unbearable
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Applewhite posted:Shrimp are going extinct, OP. HTH. Red Lobster ruins everything. They never should have done the Endless Bees promotion.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:47
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i'm sure they're just stocking up on their white wine reserves first
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Thanks Obama!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:all shrimp all the time.
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i did an endless shrimp contest w/ the lads way back when and i ate 17 orders but i didn't win. i think i next shat like a week later
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diabeetz posted:gently caress the people who fill up on the pasta based dishes during Endless Shrimp. for loving reals man
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unlimited shrimp posted:hello hi yes came to this thread praying you would show up
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diabeetz posted:gently caress the people who fill up on the pasta based dishes during Endless Shrimp. Yeah my friend pulled that poo poo once needless to say he didn't get an invite next year 
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Aug 28, 2015 22:03
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Cheddar bay isn't even a real place
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There is however a Cheddar Reservoir and even a Cheddar Gorge. Assuming google maps isn't lying to me and Cheddar is in fact a real place in the UK.
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Update from Cheddar Bay: I found myself here after a wrong turn in New England. Hurricane strength winds. I plan to take shelter immediately. I see a fleet destroyed. Dashed against the breakwater. There is movement on the the waterfront. Insectoid beings lining the beach. They move in hops and skips. They are growing in numbers and moving forward.
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Glad to see that this thread isn't about something bad happening to most-horrifying-handle-owner unlimited shrimp. Also, it surprises me that people willingly eat at Red Lobster. I haven't set foot in one since the 20th century.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Glad to see that this thread isn't about something bad happening to most-horrifying-handle-owner unlimited shrimp. Yeah, same. I was kinda horrified when my girlfriend wanted to go there the other weekend and then I remembered she's lived almost her whole life in Arizona so it's not like she knows any better
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Aug 28, 2015 22:47
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Uh, you can get fresh seafood in the middle of the country. Something I'm missing here? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Uh, you can get fresh seafood in the middle of the country. Something I'm missing here? Thats kinda my point "Oh yeah, this is Arizona, there's really not a lot better you can do aside from some high end sushi places" is the logical end point to my thought process. But I did get us some lobsters from https://www.lobstergram.com and made them the following week and we enjoyed them on the porch during sunset. It was very romantic and she appreciated my effort in obtaining and preparing the meal 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Thats kinda my point "Oh yeah, this is Arizona, there's really not a lot better you can do aside from some high end sushi places" is the logical end point to my thought process. did u get head?
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extra stout posted:does a religion lose credibility when it says that the page that says to kill all gays is from god, but the page that says they can't eat lobster is not from god? no, because to lose credibility, you must first have credibility
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angerbeet posted:Cheddar bay isn't even a real place cheddar bay is in the heart dude
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Update from Cheddar Bay: The storm has passed and I have survived the night. The village is empty and ramshackle and strange clicking noises come from far underground. I must find a way home.
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King of Bees posted:Update from Cheddar Bay: The storm has passed and I have survived the night. The village is empty and ramshackle and strange clicking noises come from far underground. I must find a way home.
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a suit filled with shrimp so it's a shrimp man but it will never replace her dead husband (died of the shrimp)
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DaveSplitter posted:> Go left I walked left alone through deserted streets and boarded homes. Fallen trees branches line the way. There is a feeling of being watched and the clicking beneath my feet remains constant. I've come to the town square. The business are boarded except one that appears to be a general store. There is a note nailed to the door of the store. >...
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Didn't the BP oil spill kill/taint like 80% of the shirmp supply in the world? I remember seeing that the day after the spill, then not another word. Presumably because BP paid tv networks a mint to keep quiet about it.
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according to their web site it's now crab fest shrimp is out, crabs are in get with the times.
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Beware their attempts to fill you up on bullshit garbage food like biscuits and drinks. If you're going for endless shrimp you need to be on your game. Full-on Commander Data "I don't feel embarrassment and have no emotions of any type" game. A shrimp-eating computer. Like so: Would you like some more biscuits? No thank you, just more fried shrimp please. How about another drink? No I didn't even get a drink in the first place, just more fried shrimp please. How about some of the seafood pasta? No, just more fried shrimp please. What about a free salad? No, just more fried shrimp please. Could I get you a glass of water? No, just more fried shrimp please. Is there anything in this restaurant I can offer you that will make you stop ordering more fried shrimp? No, just more fried shrimp please. How about I run across the street to the Coach and Four and get you a steak? No, just more fried shrimp please. I'll suck your dick. OK that sounds nice but how about first I have some more fried shrimp. How about some cheddar biscuits? No, just more fried shrimp please. Did I mention you can get shrimp pasta? Think about how good that would be, so creamy and delicious. Oh that is interesting and yet it isn't what I want, which is just more fried shrimp. Mmm, mmm, mmm, have you tried our sweet tea? I'll be happy to bring you multiple gallons, for free even! No, just more fried shrimp please. What about dessert? You can just have every cake we have in the back, literally every one. Just take them. No, just more fried shrimp please. We can just call this thing even right now and you can walk away. You don't even have to pay for your meal. No, just more fried shrimp please. ... gently caress it FINE the shop is just losing money today I guess HEY EARL THIS GUY WANTS ANOTHER ORDER OF FRIED SHRIMP Can you make it a double or triple, all this shutting down your attempts to stuff me with bullshit food is exhausting me and I need my energy reserves full for even more chewing and swallowing fried shrimp. Also hurry it up please, my DPS is going down pretty harshly due to your stalling tactics. Simply repeat this 10x an hour and you're golden. As golden as a perfectly-fried fried shrimp. If you wanna be SERIOUSLY pro, when you first go in put 3 $1 bills on the table and read this to the waitress: "This... is your tip. Every time my plate lacks a fried shrimp I take a dollar away. I'm looking for shrimp three times and you're rear end-out, sweetheart." (I have actually heard someone say this in a Chinese restaurant only it was $2 and he was talking about his drink)
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King of Bees posted:I walked left alone through deserted streets and boarded homes. Fallen trees branches line the way. There is a feeling of being watched and the clicking beneath my feet remains constant. I've come to the town square. The business are boarded except one that appears to be a general store. There is a note nailed to the door of the store. > EAT SHRIMP
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hellotoothpaste posted:> EAT SHRIMP There are no shrimp visible nearby nor in your inventory. >....
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King of Bees posted:There are no shrimp visible nearby nor in your inventory. > EAT SHRIMP
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JonathonSpectre posted:
if I was still waiting tables and someone did this I'd just forego the tip and give the table my minimum attention I was a really bad front of house worker fwiw
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Red Lobster is awful, if not having Endless Shrimp means not going in there for people it's doing them a favor.
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