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Dec 25, 2012

red lobster underling: Should we announce endless shrimp yet? The people on the awful forums are getting kind of ancy.
red lobster CEO: No... no don't announce endless shrimp. Our shrimp reserves will never hold. We need to do something else this year we can't do the drat shrimp.
red lobster underling: What about this: Cheesy Biscuit Fest!
red lobster CEO: *jumps from top of Red Lobster Headquarters*
*it's only 3 stories tall so he just hurts his ankle a bit.*
red lobster CEO (laying on ground): Yeah alright. Fine do the thing with the biscuits i guess.

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Dec 25, 2012

a man leaps onto the table, pieces of shrimp in his beard. "SHRIMP!" he exclaims. but no one hears him through the wet sound of buttery lips smacking against crustacean flesh

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Dec 25, 2012

red lobsters hateful ships have laid waste to the last shrimp enclaves in the sea.

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Dec 25, 2012

lieutenant dan did nothing wrong

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Dec 25, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

all shrimp all the time.

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Dec 25, 2012

a suit filled with shrimp so it's a shrimp man but it will never replace her dead husband (died of the shrimp)

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Dec 25, 2012

please respect shrimp.

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Dec 25, 2012

King of Bees posted:

There are no shrimp visible nearby nor in your inventory.

>....

> EAT SHRIMP

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