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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Anyone else really worried that Endless Shrimp hasn't been announced yet
 
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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*Wakes up, grabs phone and views every major news site*

C'mon man! gently caress!

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Sleep comes at a premium and the nightmares continue through the waking moments.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Basically purgatory op

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I stare from the widows walk as the fleet returns, broken, battered (like a shrimp) and sun bleached. Their holds are empty, their men mutinous, gibbering to their craven gods. Sea monsters are whispered about in the low taverns.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Update from Cheddar Bay: I found myself here after a wrong turn in New England. Hurricane strength winds. I plan to take shelter immediately. I see a fleet destroyed. Dashed against the breakwater. There is movement on the the waterfront. Insectoid beings lining the beach. They move in hops and skips. They are growing in numbers and moving forward.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Ugh

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Update from Cheddar Bay: The storm has passed and I have survived the night. The village is empty and ramshackle and strange clicking noises come from far underground. I must find a way home.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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DaveSplitter posted:

> Go left

I walked left alone through deserted streets and boarded homes. Fallen trees branches line the way. There is a feeling of being watched and the clicking beneath my feet remains constant. I've come to the town square. The business are boarded except one that appears to be a general store. There is a note nailed to the door of the store.

>...

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

hellotoothpaste posted:

> EAT SHRIMP

There are no shrimp visible nearby nor in your inventory.

>....

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Toadvine posted:

my uncle was a bartender at Red Lobster forever ago and got fired because he accidentally brought his gun to work in his winter coat.

he had no idea what management's deal was up until the moment they opened his locker in front of him. the cops escorted him out and everything.

hes a bigtime administrator for hospitals now so dont go thinking hes poor trash or anything

Are you missing your ears like the real Toadvine?

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Is that like being a big time administrator of the something awful dot com forums?

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