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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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dont blame us, blame yourself. or god

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

They should just have tubes at the tables that dump out fried shrimp, people two-fisting mounds of shrimp down their gullets until they are bursting at the seams with shrimp, tears of cocktail sauce, unfastened belts, standing on the tables in triumphant stances proclaiming "I love shrimp!", children making shrimp Angels, tossing shrimp into the air with reckless abandon, parents watching it all and washing it down with a complimentary box of white wine.

probably a lot like what heaven like

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i did an endless shrimp contest w/ the lads way back when and i ate 17 orders but i didn't win. i think i next shat like a week later

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