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i was just there for several days. it's small, the buildings look like big orange blocky feet, that shiny rear end church is a loving nightmare to look at, people are either hicks to the extreme or loving douchecanoe yuppies obsessed with working out, the bars were boring and awful, it's easier to find free parking in chi-town than in that loving place (chicago goons know that this is impossible), and it was not exempt from the usual "people suck at driving" problem. gently caress iowa, jastiger is a LIAR the only good thing was the band I was there to see and the stage at the bar was too small for them to do their full stage performance. gently caress YOU AND YOUR CORN IOWA, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN NEBRASKA
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you're the guy who went there, for some reason. it's your fault you dingus.
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Aug 29, 2015 04:13
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jastinger honeypot
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Aug 29, 2015 04:17
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didja try the iowa chop
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Aug 29, 2015 04:18
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Toadvine posted:didja try the iowa chop the only food place any local mentioned was zombie burger and im a vegetarian 
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Aug 29, 2015 04:27
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iowa sucks dick! i like where i live, which is a gopher hole
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Aug 29, 2015 04:29
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gently caress the midwest imo like poo poo when you are being compared to nebraska you're hosed up
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Aug 29, 2015 04:30
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good job, OP
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Aug 29, 2015 04:32
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i live there with my gopher friends
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Aug 29, 2015 04:34
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Enfield posted:i live there with my gopher friends i was gonna ask you a question about that, so do you guys like see in the dark or what?
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Aug 29, 2015 04:35
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that would be a good power
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Aug 29, 2015 04:36
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dad gay. so what posted:i was gonna ask you a question about that, so do you guys like see in the dark or what? no but we have incredibly sensitive whiskeres
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Aug 29, 2015 04:36
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I'd kill myself if I lived there. West Coast bad boi representing
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Aug 29, 2015 04:37
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Enfield posted:no but we have incredibly sensitive whiskeres ahhh. makes sense. i would like to talk to you and your friends about a superhero team im kicking around.. maybe after winter?
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Aug 29, 2015 04:37
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Aug 29, 2015 04:38
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dad gay. so what posted:ahhh. makes sense. i would like to talk to you and your friends about a superhero team im kicking around.. maybe after winter? ok. winter is usually when we hibernate anyway
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the midwest is extremely "meh" all over, the small towns on the middle of nowhere are pretty much all identical, the only difference is the big cities, and if there's not anything interesting besides "shiny loving church" and "uninteresting bars with stages too small for gwar to give full performance" then gently caress, im happy in chi-chi-town. even milwaukee is at least interesting, even if i fear being raped while waiting in line for the eagles club to open up. i can look at the ambassador hotel and think fondly upon dahmer. iowa? NOTHING
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Aug 29, 2015 04:40
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Enfield posted:ok. winter is usually when we hibernate anyway well, thats what i was thinking. i didnt want to interupt if you gauys were foraging and poo poo. ill fax you the deets.
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Aug 29, 2015 04:40
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i was just there for several days. it's small, the buildings look like big orange blocky feet, that shiny rear end church is a loving nightmare to look at, people are either hicks to the extreme or loving douchecanoe yuppies obsessed with working out, the bars were boring and awful, it's easier to find free parking in chi-town than in that loving place (chicago goons know that this is impossible), and it was not exempt from the usual "people suck at driving" problem. gently caress iowa, jastiger is a LIAR whoa whoa hold the gently caress up the only part of nebraska that even matters and is cool is a tiny sliver of it along the missouri river and it is still a hundred times cooler than iowa
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Aug 29, 2015 04:42
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The smallest city I've ever lived in had a population of 998k, what the gently caress is it like living in such a podunk state?
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Nooner posted:The smallest city I've ever lived in had a population of 998k, what the gently caress is it like living in such a podunk state? jastiger made that entire stupid thread about how boring it is, ask him
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Aug 29, 2015 04:46
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Des Moines has a very delicate ecosystem Cant come pushing your way in like some homoerotic chipotle spiced mega turd Remember there is cult in cross cultural next time slappy dick
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Aug 29, 2015 04:50
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Nooner posted:The smallest city I've ever lived in had a population of 998k, what the gently caress is it like living in such a podunk state? dude why did u say 998k instead of a million do u like trains
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Aug 29, 2015 04:52
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how can i trust the opinion of someone who doesnt like meat?
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Aug 29, 2015 05:05
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ButteCysts posted:how can i trust the opinion of someone who doesnt like meat? the point is that in any city there should be more than 1 place off-hand nearby that's local and unique. if I had been hungry i might have gone there anyway and been that lameass that asks for just some fries or whatever, but my friend would've been able to tell me if the burgers were good. one of the opening bands even publicly announced they didn't go to zombie burger because they didn't want to feel like poo poo while on stage 
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Aug 29, 2015 05:14
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yeah but relay
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Aug 29, 2015 05:15
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jastiger infuriation engine -- ENGAGE
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Aug 29, 2015 05:26
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Why do people in iowa seem so impressed by a gimmick burger shack?
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Aug 29, 2015 05:27
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What the gently caress is this? The gently caress is going on? gently caress you all. All Ya'll, go gently caress yourselves.
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Aug 29, 2015 05:35
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Hobohemian posted:Why do people in iowa seem so impressed by a gimmick burger shack? chi-town has a butt load of amazing unique food joints, even the gimicky ones are fuggin great, but jean and judes outside chi-town has the best fries I've ever had, legit. i didn't see the need to waste money on not-good potatoes
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Aug 29, 2015 05:36
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Lol flyover state.
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Aug 29, 2015 05:41
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Paging Jastiger. Because OP is right. I know a bunch of people from Iowa who have migrated north because Iowa is a stupid state.
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Aug 29, 2015 05:43
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 NEWSFLASH: IOWA IS A loving SHITHOLE
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Aug 29, 2015 05:43
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saying chi-town instead of "brutally corrupt midwest wasteland that avoided the rust belt through sheer incompetence and luck" is pretty clever imho. it really hides the fact that chicago is a brutally corrupt midwesterb wasteland
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Aug 29, 2015 05:43
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Zombie burger is gently caress awful. 801 Steakhouse is loving heaven on a plate. El Bait Shop is cool. I don't know much else, but gently caress it.
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Aug 29, 2015 05:45
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:saying chi-town instead of "brutally corrupt midwest wasteland that avoided the rust belt through sheer incompetence and luck" is pretty clever imho. it really hides the fact that chicago is a brutally corrupt midwesterb wasteland WELCOME TO CHI-TOWN, HOME OF THE BLAGO AND CAPONE BUSINESS MODELS LIKE NEW YARK BUT SOMEHOW loving BLACKER, WERE STILL BETTER THAN MOST OF THE MIDWEST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Aug 29, 2015 05:53
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gently caress you rahm emanuel. gently caress iowa harder tho
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Aug 29, 2015 05:54
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You used the word douchecanoe OP... I was pretty certain that Iowa sucked but now I'm not certain
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in before jastiger
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thrre is also lots of KoRn
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