1st Annual wheez the roux Memorial Cougs Up Bitch Touchdown Drive

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uh oh pancho!: Sep 3, 2004; THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

Fenrir posted:

I also decided to try a 4loko in memory of wheez. Well, more than one actually. They have a lot of flavors.

Grape isn't... horrible? I guess? I mean, it tastes exactly like grape powerade with booze in it.

Fruit punch tastes like... hawaiian punch with booze in it.

I'd try more but, I had to hand the grape off to my fiancee so I could even try this fruit one. Eh. Just too much sugar for me.

But, I'll add to the challenge. Any time the Cougs score 4 or more TDs for the rest of the year I'll also drink some flavor of 4loko. Note: It may not (probably won't) happen the same night as I do the obligatory shots. I don't want to die. I am actually going to finish this fruit punch one since the Cougs scored 4 TDs this past week.

e: Jesus this poo poo is like, candy. But yeah, 4TDs, so I did 4 shots saturday and the 4loko today. God save my stomach.

Orange, Lemon Lime and Blue Raspberry are probably the best. I think the citrus flavors help counter the awful malt liquor aftertaste.

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uh oh pancho!: Sep 3, 2004; THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

este posted:

I opened a Blue Raspberry in a hotel room a couple weeks ago, and it was like a homeless man's BO spontaneously combusted, leaving behind only compounds that cause the worst of cancers.

this is part of the Four Loko Experience. the only way out is through.

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