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reminder that if notch doesnt die via od from cocaine at the end of the year kirk must be permabanned
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Aug 30, 2015 19:07
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pretty bland meltdown. just a normal mentally ill goon qqing into the ether
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Aug 30, 2015 19:11
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Smythe posted:pretty bland meltdown. just a normal mentally ill goon qqing into the ether rich people sure have it hard
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Aug 30, 2015 19:17
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maybe he ran out of m&ms at his sweet pad
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Aug 30, 2015 19:20
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just a midlife crisis
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Aug 30, 2015 19:21
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imagine being the type of person who qqs on twitter. Twitter, the public microblogging website. Real men don't cry you say? I'm going to cry for the whole world to see.
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Aug 30, 2015 19:24
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Normal person: I'm going to confide in a close friend, and trusted advisor. Mentally ill neurotic: I've got some new material to cover with my therapist. Pathetic goon: I'm going to post e/n in 255 character or less for the whole world to see, hopefully someone will notice me. My billions still can't buy me a spot on the dancefloor of life.
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Aug 30, 2015 19:28
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he doesnt have any rl friends because hes a genius, prolific videogame auteur
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Aug 30, 2015 19:39
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he made one successful game
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Aug 30, 2015 19:39
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ill be his friend
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Aug 30, 2015 19:41
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didnt he buy that house just north sunset and la cienega? he can invite me over, provided be provides some epic beers
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Aug 30, 2015 19:45
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we can watch some dota or star craft. ill bring my chrome cast
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Aug 30, 2015 19:46
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quote:In sweden, I will sit around and wait for my friends with jobs and families to have time to do poo poo, watching my reflection in the monitor. like a fat narcissus wondering why NO ONE WILL PLAY WITH ME
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Aug 30, 2015 19:47
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Minecraft creator has existential meltdown on Twitter, then gets stung by a jellyfish
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Aug 30, 2015 19:48
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Say what you will about notch but he will forever have my respect for scamming $2.5 billion out of microsoft. I wonder if it came with any strings attached, personally I would use that money to resurrect BeOS and start competing, really bite the hand that feeds!
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Aug 30, 2015 19:48
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pram posted:he made one successful game and he hosed up anything else he tried to make
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Aug 30, 2015 19:50
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notch and pygmalion: a brilliant mind builds a block world, but cant find love. When his busty block beauty comes to life, this creative creeper's fantasy becomes reality; but can he survive the night? a minecraft machina in 2 acts
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Aug 30, 2015 19:53
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error1 posted:Say what you will about notch but he will forever have my respect for scamming $2.5 billion out of microsoft. well hes not going to do that. hes going to sit around his opulent mansion crying like a big fat retarded baby instead
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Aug 30, 2015 19:53
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pram posted:like a fat narcissus wondering why NO ONE WILL PLAY WITH ME why doesnt he get hold of one of his (surely many) single mates and pay him 6 figures so that he has time to hang out and not work
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Aug 30, 2015 19:54
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That doesn't solve anything, they'd just be miserable together He should just donate it all the Donald Trump / Hulk Hogan 2016 presidential campaign
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Aug 30, 2015 19:56
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Smythe posted:didnt he buy that house just north sunset and la cienega? he can invite me over, provided be provides some epic beers he outbid beyonce or somtheithng
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Aug 30, 2015 19:57
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pram posted:he made one successful game still 100% more than anyone in YOSPOS has ever done.
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Aug 30, 2015 20:05
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you really got me there
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Aug 30, 2015 20:08
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pounded in the butt by my 2.5 billion dollar jellyfish by chuck tingle now available on kindle
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Aug 30, 2015 20:19
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Aug 30, 2015 20:19
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drat
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Aug 30, 2015 20:19
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its a good time to be alive
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Aug 30, 2015 20:20
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snoop dogg is the best
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Aug 30, 2015 20:21
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I guess that means kirk won't be permabanned?
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Aug 30, 2015 20:24
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error1 posted:I guess that means kirk won't be permabanned? 
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Aug 30, 2015 20:25
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Phoenixan posted:snoop dogg is the best
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Aug 30, 2015 20:25
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does anyone still have the tweets where he bitched about how successful minecraft became (like it was a problem) and all he wanted to do was make small indie games? i too fear one day becoming accidentally successful
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Aug 30, 2015 20:28
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that doesn't count as a meltdown, does not deliverPhoenixan posted:Flip Mode is the greatest
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Aug 30, 2015 20:33
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Aug 30, 2015 21:09
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pram posted:he made one game ftfy
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Aug 30, 2015 23:05
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Aug 30, 2015 23:30
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pram posted:he made one successful game yeah and did see how poo poo the graphics are?
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Aug 30, 2015 23:35
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black pete posted:rich people sure have it hard I mean he's not comparing his life to anyone else's. Everyone can be sad once in a while, I don't know why when a rich person is, it's like they're rubbing it in the faces of poor people?
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