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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

In tyool 2015 it's uncool to be a straight male or female. Let's share part of what makes us all unique snowflakes. I'm a Virtualsexual Trans-Pacific Warthog. What about all of you?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gay and gay

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i hosed your mom last night

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
im a demisexual and my gender is none of your business

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
All of them.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
im spiritually a possum but i also identify with my unicorn brothers (and sisters) but thanks to the internet i have discovered i dont need to have a sexual appetite to be a staunch republican besides bitches just want my seed to make babies and take my money so i generally leave it in tissues and mens asses

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Usually pick male Orc that is asexual

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
mere human language is insufficient to describe my true form

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

My gender is Trevor Philips from GTA5.

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
As a pansexual otter whose spirit animal is a cock loving Twinkie I found this thread too limiting in terms of scope.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i haven't finished character creation yet, i keep messing around with the face sliders

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



On all planes except physical I am a strawberry yogurt.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i'm a failosexual

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Male and I say bi but I gather hetroflexable is more accurate. I'd never actually say that though because who loving cares.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Male and a 2 on the kinsey.



edit; oh I thought we were seriousposying. :embarrassed:

coldplay chiptunes fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Aug 30, 2015

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
shitpostkin

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Comically Oversized, Circus Gay

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
normal

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
jonpopsexual

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
18/F/CA

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Male and a 2 on the kinsey.



edit; oh I thought we were seriousposying. :embarrassed:

im the guy politely gesturing away from the gay orgy

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

who am i kidding im uncle assgrab over there

Livewire42
Oct 2, 2013
normal

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I'm tansexual

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
honeypot for NRx

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Straight white male, here.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im software-piracysexual my pronouns are flt/rzr/cls

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
dude, 70% straight

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Straight white male, here.
:yawn:

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->
Cisgender heterosexual white male who enjoys missionary position sex.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

jerkstoresup posted:

Cisgender heterosexual white male who enjoys missionary position sex.

holy gently caress you exist

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goon + mod respectively, OP

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm a meat popsicle and my sexual orientation is horizontal

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i sexually identify as a pterodactyl , pretty much makes any orientation other than awkward and flappy because of claws and wings impossible. the longer and shinier the beak, the more turned on i am

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Im watching Narcos on Netflix and eating banana chips.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

You're just envious

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i'm an idiot

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i was straight but at this point ill have sex with basically anyone

please

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

DaveSplitter posted:

Virtualsexual Trans-Pacific Warthog

that would be a killer band name

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I'm straight, but I love seeing big boner when I watch porn

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