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quote:Being rich is wonderful. Poor Notch. Here is a puppy Notch maybe it will make you feel better in your $70,000,000 house. I will be your friend for money. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Aug 31, 2015 |
# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:31 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:10 |
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stop being jealous of him 3o
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:32 |
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i could have told you even money wouldn't save you from being a shut in nerd sperglord maybe he should try some good E at ibiza and stop being such a little puss
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:32 |
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gib me ur money
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:33 |
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You're in California, just smoke weed dumbass billionaires.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:33 |
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thats veyr sad but please watch my minecraft let's play thans
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:34 |
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Putty posted:thats veyr sad but please watch my minecraft let's play thans
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:34 |
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I don't think that house is worth 70 million bucks
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:35 |
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Moridin920 posted:i could have told you even money wouldn't save you from being a shut in nerd sperglord I hear that women will pretend to love you for money maybe Notch should do that.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:35 |
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Good
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:36 |
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itd be cool if he was murdered
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:36 |
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I could be Notch's roommate/buddy. We could be like those Entourage guys, but the nerd equivalent
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:36 |
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I'm pretty sure I could have a good time with 2.5 billion dollars. It'd be a lot like now, except I could pay people to shitpost for me when I'm busy
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:38 |
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I always feel so sorry for rich people. They can never be rid of their wealth and the burden must be crushing.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:38 |
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Decebal posted:I could be Notch's roommate/buddy. We could be like those Entourage guys, but the nerd equivalent
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:38 |
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Shut the gently caress up OP
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:39 |
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Maybe Notch could have a reality TV show to find friends.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:39 |
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I'd give lowtax a hundred dollars for SA then close every board except pi
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:40 |
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Oh no my 2.5 billion dollars from my broken, ugly digital lego set and my 70m house and hanging out doing drugs with famous people in the most exclusive locations in the world and the ability to bang escorts that look like supermodels doesn't make me happy. FFS, go gaze out longingly onto the moor why don't you, Notch. You probably own it.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:40 |
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Sounds horrible, poor guy. We should chip in and get him a Chili's gift certificate. Nothing lifts the spirits like a strawberry margarita with chips and salsa.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:40 |
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Three Olives posted:Maybe Notch could have a reality TV show to find friends. As a fat nerd but also a failure I would like to sign up please
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:40 |
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If you needed an example of money not making you happy just look at your own life 3O.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:40 |
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'Wah, my diamond shoes are too tight!" -Notch
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:41 |
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If he's still a fatso who wears a fedora, he's definitely not making very good use of his money
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:41 |
if money makes him so unhappy he could give all his money away to charity or something but thats not going to happen because he loving loves money
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:42 |
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Notch should make himself happy by focusing his amazing creative energies into another fantas- ahaahahahahhahahhahhaahah
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:43 |
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He should just get one of those Insulin pumps and fill it with MDMA instead.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:43 |
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He should buy a new name, Notch is terrible name.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:44 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:If you needed an example of money not making you happy just look at your own life 3O. came here to post this
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:45 |
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Digital Fingers posted:if money makes him so unhappy he could give all his money away to charity or something Did you know there are hundreds of hookers right now living day to day just waiting for for their knight in shining armor to buy them caviar? Think of the hookers Notch, they need your support.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:45 |
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start a charitable foundation. With over a billion dollars as seed money you could get so much poo poo done oh wait, he's too sad to do that quote:Why not, though, aim for higher things? Why not commit to philanthropy? Persson said: "I would Musk and try to save the world, but that just exposes me to the same type of [explitive] that made me sell minecraft again." In that case, find someone who already has a charitable foundation whose goals you agree with, and give them a billion dollars. Or find a thousand smaller charities and give them a million each. Keep enough that you can live a pleasant, worry free life and give any kids you might have a great start, and spread happiness and joy with the rest.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:46 |
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lol he became rich and then immediately started spending his money like a saudi oil teen
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:46 |
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lol if you're so borked that you have an existential crisis when you get $2.5b instead of just doing all the cool poo poo in the world all the time buy a jet, fill it with sluts and drugs, and fly around the world.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:46 |
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He used to make semi-creative blog posts before posting a final one like 2 drat years ago, about how he doesn't want to work on big projects any more and go back to making smaller creative games but he really just wanted to do nothing
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:47 |
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Go to foreign countries where you can hunt man legally cause you have enough money to do so. Have a blast. Hell, buy detroit and hunt man there!
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:47 |
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i'm starting a fund raiser, a make notch happy fund raiser. plese give, and kae nakothc happy
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:49 |
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Moridin920 posted:buy a jet, fill it with sluts and drugs, and fly around the world.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:50 |
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I mean I hate CliffyB for being a huge idiot who actively pushes the F2Pzation of games, but at least when he gutted his company and sold his legacy to a Chinese conglomo he did it right. He bought rad cars and a trophy blonde chick and now fucks her on a pile of money every day while gamers cry about the casualization of Gears 3 compared to the older games. Do something like that Notch, JFC.
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:51 |
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notch should give me money to punch 3o in the mouth and face
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:10 |
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Three Olives posted:
i don't think this puppy woudl actually like notch if it met him in person and instead watch my minecraft let's plays
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# ? Aug 31, 2015 17:52 |