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Parallax Scroll posted:*tells racist joke* Ah hah. Heh. *awkwardly tries to change the subject*
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I love when the customer tells a racist joke and the corporate leadership falls all over themselves to laugh at it
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Sep 1, 2015 22:10
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"Want a tip? I'll give you a tip: America deserved 9/11"
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Sep 1, 2015 22:15
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we might get faster service if the waiter wasn't of the wrong... culture if you know what I mean uh hueh hueh hueh
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Sep 1, 2015 22:16
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Awakrdly speaks spanish with an american accent to the busboy in an attempt to sound multi-cultural, busboy responds in perfect fluent english, don't say another word for the entire meal.
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Sep 1, 2015 22:18
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explain to the hibachi chef that what he's doing is basically the japanese equivalent of blackface
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Sep 1, 2015 22:22
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Harald posted:"Want a tip? I'll give you a tip: America deserved 9/11"
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Sep 1, 2015 22:24
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Sep 1, 2015 22:26
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*not paying for the meal* *orders a shot of tequila for everyone at the table*
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Sep 1, 2015 22:29
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For real, that joke is going in my repertoire.
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Sep 1, 2015 22:31
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*puts spaghetti in pockets to snack on in the car*
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Sep 1, 2015 23:01
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passively aggressively seethes at that dickhead from the structures group who ordered an extra appetizer and had a dessert, when we each pay the exact same amount with an equal split of the bill among every person to make it "easier", I meekly throw in my $15 even though I only ate $8 of food
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Sep 1, 2015 23:04
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Bacon Taco posted:passively aggressively seethes at that dickhead from the structures group who ordered an extra appetizer and had a dessert, when we each pay the exact same amount with an equal split of the bill among every person to make it "easier", I meekly throw in my $15 even though I only ate $8 of food thats why you order $15 of food dum dum even if u dont eat it all get the rest to go or throw it away. mmm yes i'll take the waygu filet mignon, medium rare of course with extra order of fries, yes please add garlic and Parmesan on those fries for an extra $5. then hmmm hummm an extra larger soda--no wait lets make that an extra large imported british beer yeah $10? ok sure. hmmm ummm what appetizers do you recommend, super grilled chicken caesar salad with french imported bleu cheese, macadamian nuts, arugula and truffle oil yeaa h i'll take two of those you know, got to watch my figure and all. hmm yeah i'll also have an plate of vegetables rolls and satay to myself too. what about desert? german flourless black forest chocolate cake, panna cotta with marionberries, and apple crumble pie? Why i'll take ALL THREE if i do say so myself those sound delish! THANKS! Xaris fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Sep 1, 2015 |
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Sep 1, 2015 23:05
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*fucks the college aged waitress in cleaning closet while coworkers get ripped on scotch*
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Sep 1, 2015 23:14
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*awkward out of touch boss whose 40 years older htan the college aged waitress* hey where'd that hot piece of rear end go, heh right right guys? i would "hit it" as people are saying now-a-days. drat my water glass is still empty and needs filling, i bet shes back there getting filled up by that sissy bus-boy!
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Sep 1, 2015 23:17
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:*fucks the college aged waitress in cleaning closet while coworkers get ripped on scotch* I want to work where you do
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Sep 1, 2015 23:18
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Skips breakfast, orders 4 burgers and 3 beers....sleeps in the disabled toilet for 2hrs back at the office.
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Sep 1, 2015 23:27
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*puts silverware in briefcase* um waiter we seem to be missing some silverware. *puts butter packets and sweet n low packets in briefcase*
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Sep 2, 2015 00:10
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I want to work where you do Go work at a dotcom where the oldest employee is in their late 30s tops and everyone has black cards that they flash around at the regular Friday lunch outing
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Sep 2, 2015 01:47
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Crap crap crap I got a text the building UPS went down I've gotta run
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Sep 2, 2015 01:53
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ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR: "Now you all remembered to clock out for lunch, right? The same rules still apply today." EMPLOYEES stare at watches and phones for two-hour lunch where ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR talks about work the entire time, even though nobody is getting paid and is essentially working through lunch, and why did we have to go to this place again? The food is terrible here, and such small portions.
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Sep 4, 2015 04:46
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*berates waitress in front of coworkers*
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Sep 4, 2015 05:24
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*spends entire lunch degreasing plain cheese pizza*
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Sep 4, 2015 05:50
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murders everyone then kills self
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Sep 4, 2015 05:52
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Chinatown posted:murders everyone then kills self "Mondays..."
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Sep 4, 2015 07:01
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Pork and beans on a platter, ma'am.
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Sep 4, 2015 07:04
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*asks for the kids menu so he can get chicken tenders*
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Sep 4, 2015 07:04
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*gets drunk prior to luncheon, stumbles in dishevelled and reeking of booze, disappears from table and found passed out on toilet* *receives promotion the next day* this happened to me irl...
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Sep 4, 2015 07:45
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Full service you say? *whips out dick, whistles for waitress*
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Sep 4, 2015 07:50
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Robbie Fowler posted:*gets drunk prior to luncheon, stumbles in dishevelled and reeking of booze, disappears from table and found passed out on toilet* was your promotion to a cushy job observing and reporting on a series of high powered meetings where movers and shakers from a wide variety of industries sat in a church basement giving testimonials while drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes like it's going out of style?
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Sep 4, 2015 08:08
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We can order one adult beverage? I'll take a pitcher of your IPA with the highest ABV please.
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Sep 4, 2015 12:31
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I'll have a T-bone steak because I'm a t-bone kind of guy.
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Sep 4, 2015 12:49
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i-i'll just have water *eats more amphetamines on the sly *bounces leg nerovusly until the the entire table shakes
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Sep 4, 2015 12:59
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*goes specifically to a pub because that's what actual cool places do for friday lunch* *everyone "is driving haha no more for me!!" while nursing a diet coke*
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Sep 4, 2015 13:29
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Did you guys hear about Gene in Accounting?
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Sep 4, 2015 13:32
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praxis posted:Did you guys hear about Gene in Accounting? *thinks to self "I thought YOU were Gene in accounting?? Oh god I've worked here forever and I still haven't bothered to learn anyone's name."
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Sep 4, 2015 13:38
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no thanks I'll take steak
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Sep 4, 2015 13:41
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A misanthrope posted:*thinks to self "I thought YOU were Gene in accounting?? Oh god I've worked here forever and I still haven't bothered to learn anyone's name." This why I'm glad our office has everybody's ID photo on Lync.
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notZaar posted:This why I'm glad our office has everybody's ID photo on Lync. gently caress that would be nice i just call everyone "hey" or "man" and i think they're starting to figure it out
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