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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

A hitman was after me after I ate poo poo at a high stakes poker game that left me 76K in the hole. I was being chased for a few blocks and I was able to get about a block ahead and grab a hardhat from the back of a truck and hop down into a gap in the road at a work site and the gun ran right past.

Another 2 weeks of scamming and lamming and I finally paid off the debt to Johnny Pissflaps. I decided to celebrate with a Hot n' Ready. I made it to the door right as the manager was locking up. I wedged my foot in the door and refused to leave until I had a piping hot pie in my hands. Talk about a close call!

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