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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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Enfield posted:

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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Shithouse Dave posted:

When I was sixteen my family moved cities at the start of summer and because I didn't know anyone I spent the summer walking around the neighbourhood and checking out my new school. About a week before school started I was walking across the football field to the store and this guy maybe a year or two older came up and asked me if I wanted to buy some weed. I had $2 for some snacks so I said no, and he asked if I wanted to just smoke some with him and since I didn't know where to get weed and had no money anyway I said sure. We went down an embankment off the field to this abandoned confidence course and smoked up and on the way back up i went first up the embankment and he grabbed my ankle and pulled me down level with him and started trying to kiss me. I said "no, I have a boyfriend in my old city and I don't want to cheat on him" and he let me go and I went home. Two weeks later I woke up to my clock radio telling me the news that a girl had been found murdered in the abandoned confidence course. It turned out the guy I met had tried a similar thing with this girl and she laughed at him and said some mean things (according to his testimony) and he stabbed her to death.

I didn't even really have a boyfriend, I was just trying to be nice about not wanting to make out with this dude.

pretty good lesson in life

dont insult other people or they might stab you to death

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