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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

drug: i was supposed to go smoke with friends but at the last minute i decided against it because a major CS:GO update came out (Operation Bloodhound for you CS fans). turns out they got busted and got into all sorts of legal poo poo; probation, community service, i think one went to juvie (didn't know him too well). thank you video games for saving my rear end.

other: i got t-boned by some speeding idiot going 50 in a 35. i should have died but somehow emerged with only bruises and poo poo. the worst part was being laid up in a hospital bed for 7 hours with nothing to do.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh yeah i also turned on my dad's car while it was parked in the garage when i was 10. luckily he heard the noise and turned it off before i could :gas: myself.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Cnut the Great posted:

i was almost aborted but then i wasn't because my mom got triggered by fingernails
what a shame

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Chinatown posted:

i almost posted in this thread
but...

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