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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Drunk, in the rain, lost control, jumped an island into the oncoming lane and ended up on the footpath on the other side of the road, between two poles close enough that I couldnt even open my doors. Was about 3AM.

then drove home, in absolute fear and shock.

I dont drive or even own a car now days. I chose drinking.

Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Sep 3, 2015

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