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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > closest calls youve ever had thread
 
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Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Richard McBeef posted:

This one time I was sliding into third and I felt a greasy turd. It wasn't diarrhea tho and I made it to a restroom on time.

Then another time I was sliding into first and my pants began to burst. Same result though. I made it to a restroom after being called out.

You got lucky, one time I was sliding into home and my pants were full of foam.
It was diarrhea

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