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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Probably wants to gently caress me too.

I drive a 2005 Dodge Neon :flaccid:



I'm sitting in the parking lot of my bank in my car and this old guy, in his late 70s or so, waddles over to means taps on my window. I roll it down and he just says "Nice car! I've got the same one!"

I say thanks.

he says "I've got about 40 thousand miles on mine. she's a beauty."

I'm like "k thanks"

he says "I like the color red yours is. [long silence] well just wanted to say hi"

Then he walks away.

He was so stoked to see a young man driving the same car as him, and I was horrified to be driving the same car as an old man. Especially because the previous owner of my car was a little old lady. I guess I drive an old person car, or maybe he just wants to gently caress me.

Should I take my car to a cruise night with all the other old men in town? Should I total my car and start over with the insurance money?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cucked again, lews therin

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Should I total my car and start over with the insurance money?

That'll at least get you into the plastic bottle vodka tier, OP. Go for it!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Drive a 60s cadillac and you'll be swarmed with 85 y/o pussy

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
fuggin sweet, yo.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
he just sounds lonely, op.

indeed, it must be a sad life to be in your 70s and not be able to afford anything better than a car primarily driven by white trash guys in their 20s who work retail as a career.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
he just wanted to talk about cars dude

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

anime was right posted:

he just wanted to talk about cars dude

No! He wanted validation!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I drive a BMW and have a gold watch OP, it loving owns it lets people know that I am successful and that I have a cool good dick

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

I drive a BMW and have a gold watch OP, it loving owns it lets people know that I am successful and that I have a cool good dick

same but its a silver platnium watch

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
im very sorry that you drive a Dodge Neon

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
is this a youth a mism?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Chinatown posted:

same but its a silver platnium watch

I don't wear a watch. I don't like the feeling of something on my wrist :(

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I don't wear a watch. I don't like the feeling of something on my wrist :(

Ever since you got cuffed and raped by a gay cop

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

he wanted you to gently caress his wife in the car

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i used to have an old buick and old dudes would love to saunter over and discuss it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ThePriceIsRight posted:

he wanted you to gently caress his wife in the car

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

anime was right posted:

he just wanted to talk about cars dude

"Neons huh? Yeah mines got a cup holder and everything"

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Drive a 60s cadillac and you'll be swarmed with 85 y/o pussy

Drive a model T and you'll be swarmed with undead pussy

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Nice crapbox car OP.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Son you just don't understand
it ain't the car I want
It's the brunette in your vette
that turns me on

but replace vette with neon

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i used to have an old buick and old dudes would love to saunter over and discuss it

I've got one now and said old dude behavior is still the same.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Slam your car in to a wall as fast as you can

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
hey 2005 dodge neon buddy. I have a jesus fish on mine, basically no matter how bad i drive people dont get mad they just pity me.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if i ever see someone wearing a joy division t-shirt i will cross the street and go out of my way to exstatically say HEY NICE SHIRT IVE GOT THE SAME ONE BUT IM OBVIOUSLY NOT WEARING IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

usually they are like goth or punk kids and im literally killing them with embarrassment because i usually dress like im in a gap or levis catalogue

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Probably wants to gently caress me too.

I drive a 2005 Dodge Neon :flaccid:



I'm sitting in the parking lot of my bank in my car and this old guy, in his late 70s or so, waddles over to means taps on my window. I roll it down and he just says "Nice car! I've got the same one!"

I say thanks.

he says "I've got about 40 thousand miles on mine. she's a beauty."

I'm like "k thanks"

he says "I like the color red yours is. [long silence] well just wanted to say hi"

Then he walks away.

He was so stoked to see a young man driving the same car as him, and I was horrified to be driving the same car as an old man. Especially because the previous owner of my car was a little old lady. I guess I drive an old person car, or maybe he just wants to gently caress me.

Should I take my car to a cruise night with all the other old men in town? Should I total my car and start over with the insurance money?

I used to drive the same Neon, but it was silver, then it stopped working one day when I went to the strip club. That's my story.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
in your defense people make poor decisions at all ages and the neon is not an old person car for that reason

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
LOL thats notreally ur car OP I think I saw SOMEONE ELSE(!) driving it!!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

LOL thats notreally ur car OP I think I saw SOMEONE ELSE(!) driving it!!


Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just empty quoted Nooner

you got a bad thread op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The hottest chick in my high school drove a dodge neon, it was ok for her to drive it because she was absolutely gorgeous, was built like a porn star and didn't even need plastic surgery either . For regular joes though that's pretty hosed up that's what you drive, seems highly suspect to me.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nooner posted:

LOL thats notreally ur car OP I think I saw SOMEONE ELSE(!) driving it!!



It would be an honor!

Why can't Tom Brady be into my car? Why can't Tom Brady want me to hump his wife?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
you drive a dodge neon do you want a medal or somethign im sure they made millions of them

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
old man look at my car
i'm a lot like you were

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Nefarious posted:

old man look at my car
i'm a lot like you were

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
holy poo poo wow op, when's your novel coming out?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i don't care about this, op

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Vorik posted:

i don't care about this, op

Must be nice owning a car that doesn't give old dudes boners.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

cucked again, lews therin

I just finished this series 2 days ago it was really good. Ending was good.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Must be nice owning a car that doesn't give old dudes boners.

all i want is old boners

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