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Probably wants to gently caress me too. I drive a 2005 Dodge Neon I'm sitting in the parking lot of my bank in my car and this old guy, in his late 70s or so, waddles over to means taps on my window. I roll it down and he just says "Nice car! I've got the same one!" I say thanks. he says "I've got about 40 thousand miles on mine. she's a beauty." I'm like "k thanks" he says "I like the color red yours is. [long silence] well just wanted to say hi" Then he walks away. He was so stoked to see a young man driving the same car as him, and I was horrified to be driving the same car as an old man. Especially because the previous owner of my car was a little old lady. I guess I drive an old person car, or maybe he just wants to gently caress me. Should I take my car to a cruise night with all the other old men in town? Should I total my car and start over with the insurance money?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:21 |
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cucked again, lews therin
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:23 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Should I total my car and start over with the insurance money? That'll at least get you into the plastic bottle vodka tier, OP. Go for it!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:24 |
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Drive a 60s cadillac and you'll be swarmed with 85 y/o pussy
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:25 |
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fuggin sweet, yo.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:26 |
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he just sounds lonely, op. indeed, it must be a sad life to be in your 70s and not be able to afford anything better than a car primarily driven by white trash guys in their 20s who work retail as a career.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:26 |
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he just wanted to talk about cars dude
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:27 |
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anime was right posted:he just wanted to talk about cars dude No! He wanted validation!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:28 |
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I drive a BMW and have a gold watch OP, it loving owns it lets people know that I am successful and that I have a cool good dick
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:28 |
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Nooner posted:I drive a BMW and have a gold watch OP, it loving owns it lets people know that I am successful and that I have a cool good dick same but its a
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:29 |
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im very sorry that you drive a Dodge Neon
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:30 |
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is this a youth a mism?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:30 |
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Chinatown posted:same but its a I don't wear a watch. I don't like the feeling of something on my wrist
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:50 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I don't wear a watch. I don't like the feeling of something on my wrist Ever since you got cuffed and raped by a gay cop
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:51 |
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he wanted you to gently caress his wife in the car
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:26 |
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i used to have an old buick and old dudes would love to saunter over and discuss it
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:27 |
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ThePriceIsRight posted:he wanted you to gently caress his wife in the car
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:35 |
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anime was right posted:he just wanted to talk about cars dude "Neons huh? Yeah mines got a cup holder and everything"
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:35 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Drive a 60s cadillac and you'll be swarmed with 85 y/o pussy Drive a model T and you'll be swarmed with undead pussy
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:41 |
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Nice crapbox car OP.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:56 |
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Son you just don't understand it ain't the car I want It's the brunette in your vette that turns me on but replace vette with neon
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:00 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i used to have an old buick and old dudes would love to saunter over and discuss it I've got one now and said old dude behavior is still the same.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:06 |
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Slam your car in to a wall as fast as you can
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:09 |
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hey 2005 dodge neon buddy. I have a jesus fish on mine, basically no matter how bad i drive people dont get mad they just pity me.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:18 |
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if i ever see someone wearing a joy division t-shirt i will cross the street and go out of my way to exstatically say HEY NICE SHIRT IVE GOT THE SAME ONE BUT IM OBVIOUSLY NOT WEARING IT RIGHT NOW!!!! usually they are like goth or punk kids and im literally killing them with embarrassment because i usually dress like im in a gap or levis catalogue
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:43 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Probably wants to gently caress me too. I used to drive the same Neon, but it was silver, then it stopped working one day when I went to the strip club. That's my story.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:48 |
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in your defense people make poor decisions at all ages and the neon is not an old person car for that reason
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:53 |
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LOL thats notreally ur car OP I think I saw SOMEONE ELSE(!) driving it!!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:56 |
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Nooner posted:LOL thats notreally ur car OP I think I saw SOMEONE ELSE(!) driving it!!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:08 |
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just empty quoted Nooner you got a bad thread op
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:08 |
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The hottest chick in my high school drove a dodge neon, it was ok for her to drive it because she was absolutely gorgeous, was built like a porn star and didn't even need plastic surgery either . For regular joes though that's pretty hosed up that's what you drive, seems highly suspect to me.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:11 |
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Nooner posted:LOL thats notreally ur car OP I think I saw SOMEONE ELSE(!) driving it!! It would be an honor! Why can't Tom Brady be into my car? Why can't Tom Brady want me to hump his wife?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:26 |
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you drive a dodge neon do you want a medal or somethign im sure they made millions of them
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:29 |
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old man look at my car i'm a lot like you were
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:31 |
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Nefarious posted:old man look at my car
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:35 |
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holy poo poo wow op, when's your novel coming out?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:00 |
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i don't care about this, op
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:26 |
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Vorik posted:i don't care about this, op Must be nice owning a car that doesn't give old dudes boners.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:24 |
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Moridin920 posted:cucked again, lews therin I just finished this series 2 days ago it was really good. Ending was good.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:56 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Must be nice owning a car that doesn't give old dudes boners. all i want is old boners
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