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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
to be perfectly honest OP i would take it up the rear end for far less money real talk

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Captain Dopar
Aug 26, 2015

Our world's that day joined into a friendship that was pure gold. And Earth moved into a new age, when space travel launches us into the "Age of Aquarius". The End.
I'd force myself to have a gay erection for half that money

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Captain Tudmoke posted:

I'd force myself to have a gay erection for half that money

"force"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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No. 6 posted:

That's how much it costs now? Last time I only had to pay a $50.

same as in town

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
That is one expensive butthole, who is giving out ten million dollars per butthole?

I mean I know Notch has been sad lately but dang

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
In a world full of people willing to sell their buttholes for 10 million dollars, wouldn't the man who said no have the most valuable butthole of all?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

ArbitraryC posted:

In a world full of people willing to sell their buttholes for 10 million dollars, wouldn't the man who said no have the most valuable butthole of all?

:aaaaa:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
no because it's too good to be true and I'll just end up getting hosed in the rear end for free

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

In a world full of people willing to sell their buttholes for 10 million dollars, wouldn't the man who said no have the most valuable butthole of all?

that man knows how to haggle a better deal for his butt hole

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

poo poo for 10mil you could climb up my rear end, set up a holiday home and sell time shares

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Yes

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

you people have no self-respect

then again, goons

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol for gently caress's sake

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
I would do it for $9,999,999.99 and one cent

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
no homo but yes i would let a man nail my bhole for a cool ten mil.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


enraged_camel posted:

you people have no self-respect

then again, goons

would you really turn down ten million dollars I mean cmon

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


people do way worse for way less all the time, think of all the good u could do with ten mil

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
yes definitely

but creampie is off the table (and a condom must be worn)

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
for 10 mil there's not a lot I wouldn't do

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




As long as they aren't an economist, sure. If they are though, no way. An economist willing to pay ten million for gay buttfucking probably knows there's massive hyperinflation coming.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Mariana Horchata posted:

yes definitely

but creampie is off the table (and a condom must be worn)

I would hoop a gallon of AIDS jizz for $10,000,000.


Infidel Castro posted:

As long as they aren't an economist, sure. If they are though, no way. An economist willing to pay ten million for gay buttfucking probably knows there's massive hyperinflation coming.

:lol: if you think economists know anything.

Whiskey Sours fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Sep 5, 2015

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

enraged_camel posted:

you people have no self-respect

then again, goons

please expand on this cuz I really don't get it.

either you don't appreciate how much money $10 million is or you're really, really homophobic.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

brizna posted:

please expand on this cuz I really don't get it.

either you don't appreciate how much money $10 million is or you're really, really homophobic.

um, what is homophobic about not wanting to get assfucked as a straight man

lmao, goons

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
What kind of loving millionaire would be like 'I'll pay you $10 mil to take it up the butt, but you can't enjoy it!" What a poo poo monkey.

And also, yes. Yes I would.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
truth be told i would do it for 10k at this point, my finances are not great

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

enraged_camel posted:

um, what is homophobic about not wanting to get assfucked as a straight man

lmao, goons

its 10 million dollars you loving prude, swallow your pride and swallow my cum

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

enraged_camel posted:

um, what is homophobic about not wanting to get assfucked as a straight man

you'd forgo a life free from financial burden because "ew, I'm not gay."

also if your options are work for the rest of your life as a wage slave vs have a one time up the butt experience and never have to worry about money again and you choose the former, you are the one without self respect my friend.

also if you have such a low opinion of goons, why are you on the forums?

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BrawndoTQ fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Sep 5, 2015

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

enraged_camel posted:

um, what is homophobic about not wanting to get assfucked as a straight man

lmao, goons

Its not gay if its a chick with a 13" strap on

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

brizna posted:

you'd forgo a life free from financial burden because "ew, I'm not gay."

also if your options are work for the rest of your life as a wage slave vs have a one time up the butt experience and never have to worry about money again and you choose the former, you are the one without self respect my friend.

also if you have such a low opinion of goons, why are you on the forums?

i enjoy what i do for work

because it doesn't entail getting penetrated

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I would take it up the rear end for 1 mil, probably $100,000 even.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
There's a lot of things I would do for that much money.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

the desperation of goons

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Eh.....:nallears:
what are the conditions?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

enraged_camel posted:

the desperation of goons

You seem pretty desperate to prove you're not gay, tbh.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

enraged_camel posted:

Assuming you aren't gay, and there is no risk someone will find out, would you do it?

How drunk can you be?

The answer being "as drunk as you want" and likely chance that you'll not even know it happened and wake up with a $10 million bank account.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

pentyne posted:

How drunk can you be?

The answer being "as drunk as you want" and likely chance that you'll not even know it happened and wake up with a $10 million bank account.

And it plastered all over every billboard in any town from that point forward until the day you die. Along with every resume you submit and so on and so forth

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Since it's almost a unanimous "yes", then let's take it a step further.

I think most of you are imagining an almost clinical buttfucking. But what about a genuine loving gay experience? Making out, groping, exchanging a bit of oral, maybe a light felching. Anal and, if condoms are a must, you might have to take his load to the chest or face when he finishes. Some snuggling afterward.

Not a disgusting guy, mostly hairless body and very clean. Is it still yes?

Agentdark
Dec 30, 2007
Mom says I'm the best painter she's ever seen. Jealous much? :hehe:

criscodisco posted:

Since it's almost a unanimous "yes", then let's take it a step further.

I think most of you are imagining an almost clinical buttfucking. But what about a genuine loving gay experience? Making out, groping, exchanging a bit of oral, maybe a light felching. Anal and, if condoms are a must, you might have to take his load to the chest or face when he finishes. Some snuggling afterward.

Not a disgusting guy, mostly hairless body and very clean. Is it still yes?

poo poo, right now I would do this for 50 grand and some scotch

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

Since it's almost a unanimous "yes", then let's take it a step further.

I think most of you are imagining an almost clinical buttfucking. But what about a genuine loving gay experience? Making out, groping, exchanging a bit of oral, maybe a light felching. Anal and, if condoms are a must, you might have to take his load to the chest or face when he finishes. Some snuggling afterward.

Not a disgusting guy, mostly hairless body and very clean. Is it still yes?

Well $10 mil seems a bit much but I've paid more for less.

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Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


VendaGoat posted:

And it plastered all over every billboard in any town from that point forward until the day you die. Along with every resume you submit and so on and so forth

If you submit a resume after you have 10 million dollars something has gone very, very wrong

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