 http://washingtonweeklynews.com/mit-professor-hasnt-showered-in-12-years-and-he-wants-you-to-stop-showering-too/ quote:“I have not taken a shower in over 12 years,” says Dave Whitlock, a chemical engineer and MIT grad who says he doesn’t miss bathing at all. “No one did clinical trials on people taking showers every day. So what’s the basis for assuming that that is a healthy practice.” gee he doesnt look like his balls stink at all
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its me im dave whitlock
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or brush his teeth?
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that man is a kid toucher
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Sep 6, 2015 05:11
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finally i have beaten an MIT professor at something
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looks like he hasnt voluntarily ejaculated in 12yrs either...just throw this jackass behind bars already before u find ur reason. better yet just put a slug in his brain and ship him to one of those factories that turn dead pets into miracle-gro
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He has created a dirt-eating nanobot that eats all the grease and dead skin
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loving barf.
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So from the article, does this man use the "good bacteria" body spray? Or does he just an expert that advocates not showering? Regardless, I wanna smell him. Just like the kinda smell you get when someone walks past you and then the wind catches up a moment later. Maybe that might be a little too much but I have to know. I wonder if any of his bodily liquids have turned into bodily solids and he walks around w/ them all day.
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In twelve years one could raise a child into young adulthood; instead this local man has been raising a colony of "good bacteria", and wait till you hear where he keeps them!
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Sep 6, 2015 05:17
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Dude looks exactly what I'd expect someone who hasn't showered in 12 years to look like would
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Lemon curry?
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Nooner posted:Dude looks exactly what I'd expect someone who hasn't showered in 12 years to look like would i would have thought he would look greasier
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moron doesn't even know what a clinical trial is
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Incomplete Fish posted:In twelve years one could raise a child into young adulthood; instead this local man has been raising a colony of "good bacteria", and wait till you hear where he keeps them! Doctors hate him! Here's 12 easy ways to avoid bathing!
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I want to take a piece of thick cardstock or resume paper and rub it against his forehead. Then I'll hold the paper up to the light and see if it is translucent. Maybe have a little taste at the end .
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hes probably legit cool and would be a dope professor to take a class with
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lol
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Chinatown posted:hes probably legit cool and would be a dope professor to take a class with
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not only not showering, he also sprays poo poo on himself is he indian
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Well I haven't eaten human flesh in 12 years either but no one is writing stories about me
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professor stinker
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skunk stank 101
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SirEvelynTremble posted:He has created a dirt-eating nanobot that eats all the grease and dead skin nope he didn't do this, he smells
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he's starting to look like billy crystal from the princess bride or perhaps tracey ullman
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Mariana Horchata posted:looks like he hasnt voluntarily ejaculated in 12yrs either...just throw this jackass behind bars already before u find ur reason. better yet just put a slug in his brain and ship him to one of those factories that turn dead pets into miracle-gro i cant stop LOLING AT THIS THREAD
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He is not a professor at MIT fyi.
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I just didn't have staying power to keep with it after six years. Life just got in the way, I guess.
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Demonachizer posted:He is not a professor at MIT fyi. I can't understand you. could you repeat yourself backwards?
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more like PUNOTY
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Professor of Goon 101
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Soon you will all be one with mother dirt. 
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“I would like a billion people a day to use this," says inventor of product.
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Zombear posted:Professor of Goon 101
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i had a prof who swore by 'efficient' living, including a 4 hours awake/30 mins sleep cycle, and looked and acted like an absolute crazy person as a result. there's a thin line between MIT genius and hobo making GBS threads on the sidewalk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
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