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i used to work with this girl named breezy and she was pretty nice, we lived in the same apartment thingy so we'd smoke pot an watch teh big lebowski sometimes but she was pretty dumb but nice like i said and free with her ganja so it was a cool coworker relationship anyway she moved away to a california place and i saw on facebook that she got married. the fresh hubby is serving a life sentence in a prison. i dont even know how she met him but it was weird to me because shes like 26 or something and has a lil son and like, why a lifetime prisoner murderer? he is a rapper too and records his raps onto an iphone that i assume if the movies are correct was in a butt once and thats how it came inside of the prison, inside a butt. anyway he records his raps and uploads them to the internet and she's always sharin his raps on facebook. she makes cute lil photoshops of pictures of him inside his prison room, wearin his blue outfit, and she puts herself next to him an makes it look like theyre not separated by all sorts of concrete and steel and razor wire. so that seems weird to me but weirder still - they are now getting a divorce. like what the gently caress could have happened for her to be like "ok i could deal with him being a murderer in a prison for all of his days but now this thing has happened and it is all too much, i must leave my prison husband"??? are conjugal visits a real thing or one of those tv only things? like do you guys think they ever got to gently caress? it would be pretty dumb to marry someone and notfuck them. she's got really big cans. i bet he loved those jimmyjams. but did he ever get to see them up close and not thru a plexi glass? i guess maybe she could have snap chatted them to his iphone (the butt one)
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big lebowski is a great film and she sounds like a good person op
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:06 |
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Gatekeeper posted:iit would be pretty dumb to marry someone and notfuck them.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:07 |
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i've been watching a lot of prison docs lately. don't get arrested friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:08 |
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aww ma and pa tremble? i have no family photos of my ma and pa. did your parents not do sex? i think mine did, like at least twice (me and the lil sis) and i caught my pops eatin out my mama on the couch once
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:08 |
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symbolic posted:big lebowski is a great film and she sounds like a good person op she is a very sweet person with a kind heart
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:09 |
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Gatekeeper posted:aww ma and pa tremble? i have no family photos of my ma and pa. did your parents not do sex? i think mine did, like at least twice (me and the lil sis) and i caught my pops eatin out my mama on the couch once Yes my parents were Rock Hudson and Doris Day Daddy used to say i;m gay
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:10 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Yes my parents were Rock Hudson and Doris Day wow if he only knew the trend he started lol hahaha
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:13 |
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was daddy rock in prison too?
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:13 |
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movies told me gay stuff happens in prison
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:13 |
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If you're putting a secret prison phone in your butt, do you have to put like a cone or penis shaped object on the end to spread it out or do you just jam it up in there?
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:25 |
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DNA posted:If you're putting a phone in your butt, do you have to put like a cone or penis shaped object on the end to spread it out or do you just jam it up in there? Depends on how many times you've done it before
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:26 |
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I put a phone on vibrate in my butt and get twinks to text me but i;m not gay like daddy was
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:27 |
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Are you sure the dude isn't breaking up with her? that would be hilarious. "Honey I know that you married me even though I am a person in prison with no contact with females BUT you gotta stop sending me so many letters. I need my space. Jeeze, you are suffocating me in here. Yeah, and you are a lovely listener! Gosh drat it!" And conjugal visits are real, but you gotta have good behavior or something IIRC. By good behavior I mean no stabbing/beating-the-poo poo-out-of someone
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:38 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:And conjugal visits are real, but you gotta have good behavior or something IIRC. By good behavior I mean no stabbing/beating-the-poo poo-out-of someone Do you have to make do with those little narrow tin beds or do they keep like a double bed in a special prison hotel room for you?
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:41 |
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you go to the prison and mount that hog right there in the jail!
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:49 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:Are you sure the dude isn't breaking up with her? that would be hilarious. "Honey I know that you married me even though I am a person in prison with no contact with females BUT you gotta stop sending me so many letters. I need my space. Jeeze, you are suffocating me in here. Yeah, and you are a lovely listener! Gosh drat it!" quote:Now here u go again u say u want to freedom...well who am I to keep u down posted this on fb today so you might be right lmfao "honey im sorry but i need my freedom... my prison freedom."
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:55 |
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I wonder if Chelsea Manning can get married :bigtran:
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 09:55 |
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they make wank through the food slot in the door
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 10:55 |
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i don't know op, but i'm going off my meds so i'm distracted
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 11:00 |
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I watched uh "Into The Abyss", by Werner Herzog? this was a couple of years ago, so i'm fuzzy on the details, but it's about this u.s. search and recovery team trying to recover a sunken ballistic submarine before the soviet union can get to it. ed harris plays the main submarine dude, and he kind of makes up with his estranged wife, and it turns out there's aliens under the ocean, and that's what sank the submarine, and they save him and decide not to destroy humanity, because they saw that he loves his wife. it was ok, a little maudlin, but ultimately it didn't change my view on capital punishment one way or the other.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 11:14 |
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the classic film "U-571" changed my views on gay marriage
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 11:16 |
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Al Nipper posted:i've been watching a lot of prison docs lately. don't get arrested friends drat, feminine voice/facial features and tits. dude's going to be super popular
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 11:20 |
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Gatekeeper posted:posted this on fb today so you might be right lmfao ahahahaha. how awful do you need to be as a human being for a man serving a life sentence to decide to break contact?
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 12:44 |
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it's the same thing as internet "relationships" but for a different type of weird person
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 12:51 |
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He used to give me roses, I wish he could again; But that was on the outside, And things were different then. On the inside the sun still shines, And the rain falls down; But the sun and rain are prisoners too, When morning comes around. On the inside the roses grow; They don't mind the stoney ground; But the roses here are prisoners too, When morning comes around. http://i.imgur.com/2Uh0d1M.jpg Titter fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Shockyourmonkey posted:Do you have to make do with those little narrow tin beds or do they keep like a double bed in a special prison hotel room for you? From what I remember its basically just a caravan. I don't personally know, but my brother assures me its something along those lines. Gatekeeper posted:posted this on fb today so you might be right lmfao Hahahaha thats hilarious.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:11 |
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i always cry at weddings
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:20 |
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Im gay
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:41 |
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Whoa! Holy geisha paleface, Batman! Looks like someone might need make-up application classes to be conducted at their mens correctional facility.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:43 |
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First rule is your peen must be long enough to go through the bars and still have enough for proper penetration.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:48 |
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How does it work? It doesn't.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 14:54 |
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Love , commitment, family, and forethought.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:04 |
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Fiend posted:Love , commitment, family, and forethought. Yeah, uhh, we're talking about people in prison here - it's pretty much a given that they've got zero of the highlighted. So that's no help at all.
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:37 |
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whoflungpoop posted:
yowza! look at that porcelain faced beauty! i'd be plannin my prison break right at this very moment instead of posting on gbs if i had that lil cutiepie waiting on the outside the great deceiver posted:the classic film "U-571" changed my views on gay marriage copped my first blowjay durin that movie, lil gatekeeper became a man under a massive bon jovi face very profound stuff imo
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:40 |
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Titter posted:Yeah, uhh, we're talking about people in prison here - it's pretty much a given that they've got zero of the highlighted. So that's no help at all. dont prisonshame
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:41 |
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Now that gay marriage is a thing prisoners can marry each other
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:46 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Now that gay marriage is a thing prisoners can marry each other and if it doesnt work out you can take those cool prison courses to become a lawyer and represemt yourself in the divorce trial
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 15:49 |
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DID U KNOW... ted bundy literally married his admirer during his own murder trial, while questioning her as a witness??
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# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:42 |
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nomadologique posted:DID U KNOW... ted bundy literally married his admirer during his own murder trial, while questioning her as a witness?? why are the pretty ones so stabby
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