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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

A misanthrope posted:

no one clicks your links, speedgem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxS1ML88P1I

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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
a gun shot wound to the head is fine

and

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Savings Coupon posted:

Machine elf desert fuckdungeon

beam me up

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
so fix it you have all this time and money and worse;.

point your glock to my heads and pull yhre trigger

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hooded Reptile posted:

a gun shot wound to the head is fine

and

take your pills speedgem

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d0jT1rJ0OE&list=PL6615AEE4A5EF0EEC&index=1

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
ypur hurt pretty good in the ribs

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

It's me. I was the alien.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
stab me inb the chest

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Hooded Reptile posted:

stab me inb the chest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006


Savage

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
gently caress if i know, better question is how this affects you in any way shape or form

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Pitdragon posted:

gently caress if i know, better question is how this affects you in any way shape or form

you gon be crying when op is zooming around in his ufo with a spicy lil reptilian bitch slobbin up his knob

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
ack wrong thread

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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ninotoreS posted:

ack wrong thread

ack! ack ack ack!


cause remember? the mars guys? haha i did a thing

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
The aliens never stray far from their home base on Uranus

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Amarcarts posted:

We haven't made contact with any extraterrestrial species and it is likely that we will go extinct before we ever do. Interstellar distances are way too vast to be traversed.

Shittin' on dreams 2015
Wow look at this guy who has never considered building a higher-dimensional tesseract to bridge interstellar distances much like the Orion Confederacy uses to reach our planet

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Sintax posted:

Wow look at this guy who has never considered building a higher-dimensional tesseract to bridge interstellar distances much like the Orion Confederacy uses to reach our planet

putting the engineering degree to good use i see

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Sintax posted:

Wow look at this guy who has never considered building a higher-dimensional tesseract to bridge interstellar distances much like the Orion Confederacy uses to reach our planet


i build one of these and put my cold panini in it -- what will happen

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Flagrant Abuse posted:

crossing our border illegally

it's ok though, they're only taking the jobs nobody wants to do anyway

The hell they are! You could find plenty of Americans willing to abduct and probe fellow Americans.

We need an ionosphere fence!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Arizona and New Mexico mostly I think, a lot in San Diego too

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They set out for Earth around ten thousand years ago so they should be just reaching us in another eight centuries or so, OP.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
all aliens that are successful as a species go through a technological singularity and convert themselves into dark matter, then join the universal intelligence in the form of the dark matter webs the permeate the viable universe. they likely communicate long distance via gravity waves that we have no way of detecting

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Rutibex posted:

all aliens that are successful as a species go through a technological singularity and convert themselves into dark matter, then join the universal intelligence in the form of the dark matter webs the permeate the viable universe. they likely communicate long distance via gravity waves that we have no way of detecting

jesus christ i just woke up and this is the first post i read

i can't even read it, i might as well go back to bed

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


A misanthrope posted:

or theres a small chance they are robotic self-replicating drones created by a living alien species a long long time ago that has spread thru the galaxy



yeah i saw this episode of the x-files too

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

yeah i saw this episode of the x-files too

And Stargate.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
That's what we'll be asking once President Trump gets his wall built. :smuggo:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

And Stargate.

they are both ripping off Star Control 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


forealdo we jacked the technology from the zeta reticulans and then the lizard men(who some people think arent aliens at all but a very advanced subterranean earth culture) said to us u guys are gona get hosed up by us if you dont play ball and now they control the governments of earth and maintain a shaky peace between us and the zetas

in actuality though our bond with the zetas and reptilians is pretty strong and they're effectively the only thing stopping our spines from being ripped from our bodies by the spine stealing aliens

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

yoyodyne posted:

That's what we'll be asking once President Trump gets his wall built. :smuggo:

:stoke:

:chanpop: :chanpop: :chanpop: :chanpop: :chanpop: :chanpop:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

yeah i saw this episode of the x-files too

Applewhite posted:

And Stargate.

sorry i got it from freeman dyson

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
aliens imprisoned
roswell in new mexico
screaming eternal

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Moridin920 posted:

aliens imprisoned
roswell in new mexico
screaming eternal

nah they were moved to level 5 of Dulce Base



CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

want to work at dulce base

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CelticPredator posted:

want to work at dulce base

Sounds like a sweet job yo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

nah they were moved to level 5 of Dulce Base





why on earth would anyone want to live in Arizona?

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
hey op this is a legit essay that examines the topic of "where are the aliens" and blames video games

http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/why_we_havent_met_any_aliens/

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

starry skies above posted:

hey op this is a legit essay that examines the topic of "where are the aliens" and blames video games

http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/why_we_havent_met_any_aliens/

if this is the case they really need to step up their game, the PS4/Xbone lineup isn't making any civilizations collapse at this rate

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

what is a penismorph?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

toggle posted:

what is a penismorph?
:nws:https://static1.e621.net/data/37/8d/378d7a3b2e296eda1828546837308712.png:nws:

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