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i can make as many turkey sandwiches as i want, all day, i can eat all day, procrastinate, procrastineat, its fine. i like a good sandwich with mayo and turkey and i can sit and consume these all day. im not going to tell you where my money comes from but suffice it to say i have a very impressive degree and im aging like fine wine. i dont give a gently caress and couldnt be bothered to give a poo poo but i think this is the life i want to live forever.
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better get that gun ready for when you turn 40 and realize you wasted your youth
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Sep 8, 2015 00:52
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have you considered killing yourself? it seems like it would be very helpful (to the world)
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2 suicide posts right off the bat how about a little support guys
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Sep 8, 2015 00:53
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Sintax posted:2 suicide posts right off the bat how about a little support guys
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symbolic posted:better get that gun ready for when you turn 40 and realize you wasted your youth it took you until 40 to realize that? lol you must be "a little slow on the uptake."
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Sep 8, 2015 00:53
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:it took you until 40 to realize that? lol you must be "a little slow on the uptake."
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Sep 8, 2015 00:55
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do you think there is a market for a delivery style suicide service?
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Sep 8, 2015 00:56
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op you should find something that piques your interest or curiosity. maybe learn to play the guitar or piano. maybe you would like wood working or perhaps working out? who knows. you should put some focus into it. work on it, spend time on it. you'll find some value in that and perhaps it can help you pull out of this slump be less of a little bitch
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ROFLburger posted:op you should find something that piques your interest or curiosity. maybe learn to play the guitar or piano. maybe you would like wood working or perhaps working out? who knows. you should put some focus into it. work on it, spend time on it. you'll find some value in that and perhaps it can help you pull out of this slump be less of a little bitch pisssssss
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Sep 8, 2015 01:15
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OP is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rDhgQKeaHs
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Sep 8, 2015 01:21
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If you can afford it, it sounds alright to me, OP. 
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Sep 8, 2015 01:24
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i can get you a job at the dick sucking factory
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Sep 8, 2015 01:25
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i approve OP, goldmine immediately
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Sep 8, 2015 01:29
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Agag posted:If you can afford it, it sounds alright to me, OP. Yep. I wish I could do the same. Play guitar or run a blog or whatever
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Sep 8, 2015 12:28
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jobs are overrated imo. i'm posting from work and can't even get myself a turkey sandwich goddammit
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Sep 8, 2015 12:58
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I would recommend getting a job.
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Sep 8, 2015 13:14
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i can get anybody in here a job what kinda job you want? what you want to be?
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Sep 8, 2015 13:29
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Mandator posted:i can get anybody in here a job I woule like to be a hedge fund manager or an astronaut or a fire truck.
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Sep 8, 2015 13:40
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op dang it sounds like UR the turkey heh
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Sep 8, 2015 13:42
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now it's fun to think about u making as many sandwiches out of urself as u want heh
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Sep 8, 2015 13:42
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Working is death. You've been told your whole life that to be a good person you have to go and sit in an office wasting your life away. If you don't you family and fellow peers look down on you further pressuring you into the rat race. Unless you enjoy what you do, quit your job, move to Sweden and live for free in a nice apartment. Leech off the government and join the winners club. It's so sad how people have been convinced that working is something to be proud of.
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Sep 8, 2015 13:45
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People die at age 25 and get buried at 75 - Mark Twain
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Sep 8, 2015 13:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:People die at age 25 and get buried at 75 - Mark Twain what if his name was mark train but the first people to talk about it had lisps? -confucious
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Sep 8, 2015 13:51
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I want to have the freedom of unemployment but on the weekends I revert back to a sedentary lump on the couch so I'm afraid that I've basically forgotten how to live without work.
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Sep 8, 2015 14:39
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It's just like in 1984. You're holding on to the idea that there is a way to live without drudgery. They can smell it on you. You need to become one of those odious people who talk about how they live for challenges and want to take on responsibilities. The kind of person who was excited when they first heard about LinkedIn. You need to love your subjugation the way Winston came to love Big Brother (<-60 year old book spoiler).
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vulvasaur posted:what if his name was mark train but the first people to talk about it had lisps? -confucious His name was actually Samuel Clemens. I learned that on Star Trek.
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symbolic posted:i'm 18, man. not even halfway there. i just know that 40 is around the time people realize they have hit the halfway point in life. quoting this guy
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Sep 8, 2015 15:42
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you can get a job liking what you do and in no time grow sick of it. life is routine. the best bet is to learn how to enjoy living with yourself. you sound like you have anxiety.
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killaer posted:i can make as many turkey sandwiches as i want, all day, i can eat all day, procrastinate, procrastineat, its fine. i like a good sandwich with mayo and turkey and i can sit and consume these all day. im not going to tell you where my money comes from but suffice it to say i have a very impressive degree and im aging like fine wine. i dont give a gently caress and couldnt be bothered to give a poo poo but i think this is the life i want to live forever. What if you could make turkey sandwiches all day and get paid to do it?
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Sep 8, 2015 21:51
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Al Borland posted:What if you could make turkey sandwiches all day and get paid to do it? I would unironically enjoy working at a Five Guys.
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Agag posted:I would unironically enjoy working at a Five Guys. I dunno the hot grills would get to me. I think like a sub shop that wasn't a chain would be good. Cold sandwiches, subs, and if they wanted it toasted no biggie!
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:it took you until 40 to realize that? lol you must be "a little slow on the uptake." have a drink buddy
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Sep 8, 2015 22:42
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I work from home and my day is much like yours.
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OctoberBlues posted:I work from home and my day is much like yours. what do you do?
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killaer posted:i can make as many turkey sandwiches as i want, all day, i can eat all day, procrastinate, procrastineat, its fine. i like a good sandwich with mayo and turkey and i can sit and consume these all day. im not going to tell you where my money comes from but suffice it to say i have a very impressive degree and im aging like fine wine. i dont give a gently caress and couldnt be bothered to give a poo poo but i think this is the life i want to live forever. same
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Sep 8, 2015 23:44
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I think we should trade all the poor/unemployed leeches for foreign people who want to come to the US and work. Like, send the OP to Mexico and give a migrant field worker citizenship.
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Pawn 17 posted:I think we should trade all the poor/unemployed leeches for foreign people who want to come to the US and work. Like, send the OP to Mexico and give a migrant field worker citizenship. Do they Arby's in Mexico? Because the new Arby's turkey club is just divine.
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