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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

it has the consistency of cum, the initial taste of old YooHoo, and the bitter aftertaste of coffee, yet somehow my roomie drinks enough of it that he already went through a 24 pack in a week and a half. i don't loving understand at all.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:firstpost:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Protein for retards.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i just looked at the packaging and it says that it contains no milk at all

i feel sick

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Does his physique justify his efforts?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Does his physique justify his efforts?
he's a baseball player so i can see why he would drink it, but jesus christ i don't know how he can

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I remember in one of the old fat hate threads that muscle milk is not only one of the worst supplements but has like a poo poo load of lead or cadmium or some other kill your rear end metal in it yo.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
poo poo, 40 bucks and shipping for 5 pounds of quality brand whey is like what you'd spend on muscle milk for 6 days.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I drank muscle milk once.


Once.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Yeah it's pretty gross. EAS used to make a dark chocolate shake that was legitimately delicious but they changed the formula and now it tastes like chalk. Now I just use cottage cheese with a bunch of hot sauce. It's better really.

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
hehe muscle milk eh eheh heh ehheh

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah it's pretty gross. EAS used to make a dark chocolate shake that was legitimately delicious but they changed the formula and now it tastes like chalk. Now I just use cottage cheese with a bunch of hot sauce. It's better really.
that sounds even more disgusting

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

symbolic posted:

that sounds even more disgusting

Don't knock it till you try it. Franks red hot and cottage cheese belong together.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
unflavored whey isolate is the only way to roll

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

fivethree posted:

hehe muscle milk eh eheh heh ehheh

Yeah theres no way these guys arent talking about how they drink jizz

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Premier Protein (get it at Costco) is really good and I have it for breakfast at work most days with my coffee

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Hi I work in muscles milk and I'm ordering you all cease and desist these slanders. We will slap a real lawsuit to you TIA

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
muscle milk CONTAINS NO MILK

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
does it contain muscle?

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
I tried the chocolate one once, like all chocolate beverages that contain no milk it was gross as gently caress

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Cyberball 2072 posted:

I tried the chocolate one once, like all chocolate beverages that contain no milk it was gross as gently caress

counter point, yoohoo is delicious and just has whey in it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

symbolic posted:

it has the consistency of cum, the initial taste of old YooHoo, and the bitter aftertaste of coffee, yet somehow my roomie drinks enough of it that he already went through a 24 pack in a week and a half. i don't loving understand at all.

feed it to women to prepare them for the rest of their life.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Ever hiked up a mountain and been super tired and sore?

MuscleMilk tastes amazing after that.

So does cum, but yeh know.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Muscle Milk has a metallic taste. Wtf is up with that.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

down n out posted:

Muscle Milk has a metallic taste. Wtf is up with that.

There are metals in it.

HTH

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
muscle milk sucks but its p cool how the newest diet fad is protein, which is actually something that could help lardasses look better + feel better + i get more variety in poo poo to eat 4 protein

i get monster milk at my gym sometimes, it tastes alright and its got some good nutrients in it and 45g of protein for 300 calories aint bad, overpriced as hell tho

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
muscle milk is for retards yeah

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I find pounding five pounds of ground round up my rear end gets the same results.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
You shouldnt have muscle milk every day.

Thats gross.

Its just a quasihealthy treat that isnt all garbage.

Its a healthy'ish milkshake.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What kind of milk comes out of a muscle

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://youtu.be/HIlFWok05xI

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

down n out posted:

Muscle Milk has a metallic taste. Wtf is up with that.

It's the high levels of arsenic and cadmium

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

a bay posted:

What kind of milk comes out of a muscle

Lactic acid. Mmm.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a bay posted:

What kind of milk comes out of a muscle

https://youtu.be/a1AHDNTXYSA

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

a bay posted:

What kind of milk comes out of a muscle

Myoglobin.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey2 posted:

You shouldnt have muscle milk every day.

Thats gross.

Its just a quasihealthy treat that isnt all garbage.

Its a healthy'ish milkshake.

"Milk"shake

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

a bay posted:

What kind of milk comes out of a muscle

i got a muscle needs milkin right here BOY

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Al Cowens posted:

Protein for retards.
Yeah

Insensitive
Aug 7, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I just looked up their nutrition values.

32g of protein per 70g serving lmbo

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i use protein powder and i just blend it up with some milk and a banana and it tastes pretty good, op

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