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psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Nooner posted:

:stare:

That...


that is a thing I've now seen

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

but why?

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp



Satan mostly.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Since high school I have been unable to comfortably eat for several hours after waking up (that time is for caffeine and nicotine). To try to get some nutrition in myself at the start of my day I used Carnation Instant Breakfast for many years, but sometimes would be out and have to find something that approximated it. Sometimes the closest thing would be Muscle Milk, and it is meh, but tolerable. It did help me to realize that how things are labeled really doesn't make any difference, that it is nutritional content that matters. Given that, for a couple years I drank Ensure High Protein shakes to start my day, and I can say that they are by far the tastiest of the whole bunch, especially the vanilla ones. They are a little spendy, but were weirdly subsidized for me through some sort of Walgreens customer loyalty program.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Al Borland posted:

Hey op I got some muscle milk for you right here *points to dilz*

Which came first Muscle Milk or Crowtein?



CROWTEIN!

CAWWWWWWWWWWWW

now in extra autistic flavor

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
this is what i eat for breakfast

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


why pay like 50 cents for two scoops of bulk-purchased protein powder when you can pay $3.50 for a bottled version of it

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bay posted:

Yeah theres no way these guys arent talking about how they drink jizz
it's called a jizz substitute, nimrod. people have needs, you know

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
In Canada they had to change there name because its illegal to call your product milk when its not milk. So now its called "Muscle MLK" and uses a deceptive logo.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
muscle malk

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the only acceptable muscle milk is whe you drink a muscly dude cum straight from the tap

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Specter posted:

I remember in one of the old fat hate threads that muscle milk is not only one of the worst supplements but has like a poo poo load of lead or cadmium or some other kill your rear end metal in it yo.



http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/2012/04/protein-drinks/index.htm

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

quakster posted:

muscle malk

Now with vitamin R!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

psyopmonkey's posting is loving disgusting

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

satanic splash-back posted:

psyopmonkey's posting is loving disgusting

Hey you, stop being a jerk.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Hey you, stop being a jerk.

if the truth hurts, only you can change it.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







There are maybe like two goons total who need extra protein in a shake form.

Just eat well you morons.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
idk why some goons freak out over protein powder, steroids, lunkheads, people with muscle etc.

its not like they injecting lead into they veins, relax

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

down n out posted:

Muscle Milk has a metallic taste. Wtf is up with that.

Do you want to look like Wolverine, or not?

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp


Lets continue arguing about the supplement choices of others.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

satanic splash-back posted:

psyopmonkey's posting is loving disgusting

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
lmao all these goons being "yeah, i pound a couple protein shakes a day *takes long big stretch* you know, for health"

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

rezatahs posted:

unflavored whey isolate is the only way to roll

Yup

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
smdh, just smdh at protein *shrugs, looks at camera with bemused, sleepy eyes* what can i say, folks

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Every time I'm at the gym I see one of those faggots mixing up some kind of cumshake in a water bottle I smack the bottle out of their loving hand with my cock and jam a can of sardines up their rear end.

Faggots.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What would happen to my body if I drank muscle milk everyday but didn't exercise?

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What would happen to my body if I drank muscle milk everyday but didn't exercise?

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

That....that is a thing of beauty.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

pr0k posted:

That....that is a thing of beauty.

https://imgur.com/gallery/0DzWi

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

psyopmonkey2 posted:

:gas:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I had a protein shake yesterday and it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.

That's my protein story.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Pretty sure it killed somebody and there was a rebate.

I eat whatever I want mostly carbohydrates. Health fads are for dorks.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
If psyopmonkey deserves a probation, then every single poster in this thread deserves one :colbert:

Bring it on, fucknuts.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

cram me sideways posted:

lmao all these goons being "yeah, i pound a couple protein shakes a day *takes long big stretch* you know, for health"

yeah im a cool laid back dude who exercises a lot--lots of deadlifts n' squats like a mature dude whose read beginning weight lifting and heard that's the holy grail so i need to seem like i know my stuff. and you know i work out and good+cool because i slam back a couple bags of protein powder a day--very casually like, like i don't give a gently caress just stuff my body chaulk full of protein for meaty gains. and not that sugary sweet poo poo, i make sure it has stevia cause soda is for fats and im an anti-fat mentally well chill guy. welp peace

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEMlvjJ9uxo

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Throwdini posted:

In Canada they had to change there name because its illegal to call your product milk when its not milk. So now its called "Muscle MLK" and uses a deceptive logo.


martin lurther king but hes all muschly

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

psyopmonkey2 posted:


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


no but
but yes

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Team effort ftw.

:3:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Chinatown posted:

Premier Protein (get it at Costco) is really good and I have it for breakfast at work most days with my coffee

This forever

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Throwdini posted:

In Canada they had to change there name because its illegal to call your product milk when its not milk. So now its called "Muscle MLK" and uses a deceptive logo.

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