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There are so many different drinks you can get at the bar and a lot of them sound really good but you have to be careful because if you ask for the wrong one then the bar tender will say the name of the drink like its in quotation marks like "one 'mellon ball' coming right up" and the people in the bar will laugh and say "melon ball". What are some of the tasty sounding but infamous drinks to avoid so you dont make a big mistake and rear end out of yourself in the bar?
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Sep 8, 2015 15:44
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You should order a Sazerac. That's a good drink. Do not order a "pink taco", that is a bad drink.
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Sep 8, 2015 15:47
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order a glass of milk
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Sep 8, 2015 15:47
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sorry to hear about your crippling social anxiety that makes you worry about such trivial things i hear that alcohol works to take the edge off of stressful social situations, maybe a drink or two
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Sep 8, 2015 15:51
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Pink taco sounds good though what is it
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Sep 8, 2015 15:53
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symbolic posted:order a glass of milk
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Sep 8, 2015 15:53
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a 'cement mixer" is a good drink. a 'gin and tonic' is a bad drink.
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Sep 8, 2015 15:55
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symbolic posted:order a glass of milk I think if I do this then they will know I am not old enough to drink alcohol
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Sep 8, 2015 15:55
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a bay posted:I think if I do this then they will know I am not old enough to drink alcohol
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Sep 8, 2015 15:57
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long island
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Sep 8, 2015 15:58
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symbolic posted:grow a beard you big baby I already have big beard because Im a man I just want to know the fail drinks to steer clear of like Shirley Temple and I dont like beer
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Sep 8, 2015 16:17
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order some booty sweat
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Sep 8, 2015 16:17
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Gaunab posted:order some booty sweat Is that actually a drink name? I thought a "Singapore Sling" was an actual sling for a while but it turns out its a drink
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Sep 8, 2015 16:21
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a bay posted:I already have big beard because Im a man I just want to know the fail drinks to steer clear of like Shirley Temple and I dont like beer Okay first of all Shirley Temples are non-alcoholic, it's pretty much just cherry sprite Second, they are delicious
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Sep 8, 2015 16:23
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Ask for a dirty bong water.
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Sep 8, 2015 16:24
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Coconut Kiss
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Sep 8, 2015 16:24
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a bay posted:Pink taco sounds good though what is it I'm not sure, my friend said he'd buy me a shot so I asked him to get me the girliest shot possible. It tasted like the bubble gum flavored medicine you get when you're 6 and have an ear infection.
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Sep 8, 2015 16:24
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hey buddy you want a seabreeze to go with that vagina
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Sep 8, 2015 16:25
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good drinks: negroni old fashioned whiskey sour schlitz gin and tonic manhattan boulevadier tecate whiskey rye whiskey
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Sep 8, 2015 16:27
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please stop drinking because i stopped drinking and i loving hate watching other people do something i used to really like doing so please come over here and be miserable and boring with me okay?
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Sep 8, 2015 16:38
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Enfield posted:hey buddy you want a seabreeze to go with that vagina Of course I do but Im going to get something that will impress people instead
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Sep 8, 2015 16:47
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logical phalluses posted:good drinks: amaretto sour
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Sep 8, 2015 16:47
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BigBoss posted:a 'gin and tonic' is a bad drink. OP don't listen to this guy, a G+T is refreshing as h*ck and will show the barman and everyone around you that you are a classy gentleman
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Sep 8, 2015 16:48
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a bay posted:There are so many different drinks you can get at the bar and a lot of them sound really good but you have to be careful because if you ask for the wrong one then the bar tender will say the name of the drink like its in quotation marks like "one 'mellon ball' coming right up" and the people in the bar will laugh and say "melon ball". What are some of the tasty sounding but infamous drinks to avoid so you dont make a big mistake and rear end out of yourself in the bar? This but with Starbucks, I still have no clue what all that poo poo on the wall menu means, I never know what to order so I order a "coffee" then they ask me what size, I say "medium" and they say "Oh you mean, (gibberish)"? and I'm like, yeah sure that. At a bar though? no sympathy even if I am the last man in the civilized world that doesn't know how to order at a Starbucks.
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Sep 8, 2015 16:50
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did bars in the old west have refrigerators? i don't think so!
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Sep 8, 2015 16:52
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a bay posted:Of course I do but Im going to get something that will impress people instead Order a Beefeater Martini on the rocks. It's the drink of a hard working man with a smile on his lips and a song in his heart.
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Sep 8, 2015 16:52
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the best drink is a penicillin, it is one of a crop of "new drinks" based on old classics, boy is it tasty!!
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Sep 8, 2015 16:53
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Order a Malibu Bae Breeze
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Sep 8, 2015 16:53
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gin and tonics are reslly good
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Sep 8, 2015 16:54
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Ha ha OP you picked a GIIIIIIRLSSSSS DRIIIIINK
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Sep 8, 2015 16:54
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Used to play a bar game where you had to order a mixed drink that you had heard of, but never had before. And that is how I discovered my favorite mixed drink, the Tom Collins. I don't claim its the best, just my favorite. When they're done right they're great.
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Sep 8, 2015 16:56
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i think its funny people laugh at a margarita and then order a jack and coke every mixed drink, yes every mixed drink ever is dumb as gently caress and for babies addicted to sugar things to order are craft beer, top shelf whiskey, any shelf scotch. nothing else, idiot bitch
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Sep 8, 2015 16:56
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go into a "speakeasy" and with an air of relaxed superiority order a penicillin trust me this will get your dick wet in NO TIME
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Sep 8, 2015 16:57
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extra stout posted:i think its funny people laugh at a margarita and then order a jack and coke lol you are an idiot who is literally immune to joy
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Sep 8, 2015 16:57
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one time i was training up some idiot who was 400 ppunds and 7 feet tall and no self awareness and was probably high as balls and at the end of his shift he was like "i want a shift drink" so the bartender made him the gayest pink frilly garnished fag drink ever and he got mad and left
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Sep 8, 2015 16:58
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nomadologique posted:lol you are an idiot who is literally immune to joy i bet you have a three-minute defense of your drinking choices lined up every time you go to the bar
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Sep 8, 2015 16:59
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yes, my three-minute defense is to drink my first drink and order another
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Sep 8, 2015 17:00
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cram me sideways posted:i bet you have a three-minute defense of your drinking choices lined up every time you go to the bar what does this even mean
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Sep 8, 2015 17:01
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Stimulate the Greek economy by ordering yourself a tall glass of Ouzo
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Sep 8, 2015 17:07
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Enfield posted:one time i was training up some idiot who was 400 ppunds and 7 feet tall and no self awareness and was probably high as balls and at the end of his shift he was like "i want a shift drink" so the bartender made him the gayest pink frilly garnished fag drink ever and he got mad and left I would have played it cool and say something like This is definitely not something I would order because Im not a girl but it is refreshing and delicious
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Sep 8, 2015 17:09
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