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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yes.

Any girl that wont do it I dismiss like old lettuce. They really get into it & have to get them to slow down. It's like a power trip for them. I had one threaten to blow out my rear end with a wine bottle during vacation in Italy. I really like to visit Tuscany during the fall.

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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

whats wrong w/ old lettuce?

You nasty bro.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gently caress da Mods posted:

lolgood post thanks man

Molte Grazie!

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Showed this to the wife. I got the thumbs up & she said order it. But she said it very casually like. A little too casual.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I'm Crap posted:

rip im sorry

I'm not...I think. A part of me is somewhat apprehensive but the other part is screaming, "Launch torpedo 1"!

SteveVizsla posted:

I used to peg my ex (I have a vagina). Fun times. He thought the easiest position for getting it in was him on top.

I've found that girls into this activity are generally hella lot more fun to chill with overall.

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